Colette Guimond

[Dope1980]

Ok thanks fellas for the info but i think im a session with dominique danger i hope she is fun and not crazy lol. Thanks peace and blessings. Will keep you posted on what happen

[Dope1980]

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[boyofwinter]

Dominique is great. Not a traditional bb but amazing body. She is not crazy, she'll do the kind of session you tell her you want.

[Jonas]

She hasn't been on my radar since 1999...since then far too many negative reviews, many producers telling she was terrible to shoot (one calling her the ugliest woman he ever shot). 

In mid 90's she was super hot to me but it obvious she went to extreme (no pun intended).

But as for ladies from 90's.. you still have Annie and Heather both still hot as fuck (Was always hotter to me) and they provide amazing sessions with awesome attitudes to boot.

If you're looking for sensual, though, you're more likely to get it from Colette.  Annie doesn't offer it.  I agree though, it's hard to recommend Colette.

[liftcarryfan1]

Ok thanks fellas for the info but i think im a session with dominique danger i hope she is fun and not crazy lol. Thanks peace and blessings. Will keep you posted on what happen

DD is definitely cooler, thick, big tits, and WAY stronger!   She is tough tho and a little rough but cool

[M7]

On the session girls site. Alot of guys said they had a great session with her. Im like totally confused. I don't know what to do.

I first saw Colette around 15 years ago and she was great with one of the most (if not the most) impressive physiques around. Over the years it slowly got worse and worse though. The last really good session I had with her was around 8 to 10 years ago. Since then she's had a very bad habit of talking the session away. Even when your trying to have a conversation with her she has a real bad habit of interrupting and talking over you. Even when you do manage to get a word in there's a good chance she's not listening. In my opinion, she seems more concerned with pursuing other interests at this point in her life, but she still needs the money. Unfortunately, she's got no motivation to do what it takes to keep making the kind of money that she was used to making when she was updating her website consistently for a long time. So she gets more and more depressed. I think she's gotten more selfish and doesn't really care if you have a good time or not.

I have a hard time feeling any sympathy for her when I've repeatedly explained how easy it is to keep updating her website with simple (but effective) clips. She could still be making money and it's so damn easy! She knows what her fans want to see, but she would rather spend a ridiculous amount of time trying to add needless (and frankly annoying) filters and effects to make them more "artsy." Then she just stops updating all together and comes up with every excuse to complain.

The last time I saw her she was in a fairly good mood and the session was still terrible. She kept wanting to check her phone (which I've never seen her do before) and it got worse and more annoying as the session went on. She also stopped to eat and use the bathroom several times which I wouldn't have minded if she was actually engaged in the session, but she just wanted to talk and talk. I'd say I spent maybe 25% of the total time worshiping her muscles. Near the end I asked her how much time we had left and was disgusted when she said about 15 minutes. I said well WTF?!!!! We've only really just started and you're telling me our time's almost up? She said and I quote,"that's just how the session goes sometimes." I strongly disagreed. I even told her,"get your ass over here!" (because she was checking her phone again when she said it). She thought I was joking. I wasn't.

I can't repeat this enough to anyone seeing Colette. Do not be afraid to interrupt her when she starts going on a rant. Be respectful, but also be up front about what you're paying her for. I've always been in the habit of paying the women up front (if you wait till the end and then forget to pay her she might think you're trying to screw her over), but Colette is the only one I've seen who I wouldn't recommend doing that with. I have no interest in seeing her again, but if I did I'd show her the money (so she knew I was good for it) and tell her that if she talks the session away I'll get up and leave.

btw, to be clear I've always enjoyed talking to and engaging with the women. I've done over 50 sessions now and Colette is the only person I've ever seen who I've had this problem with.

[boyofwinter]

Matches my experience, mid-2000s she was quite good both physically and mentally.

[bruce321]

In my opinion, she seems more concerned with pursuing other interests at this point in her life, but she still needs the money.

During my third and final session with her in 2009, she told me that the only reason she was still bodybuilding was to make money, because she didn't have anything else she could do. Then she told me how she felt about that... While I get that a lot of us feel that way about our jobs, we don't bitch about it while we're doing them, especially to the customer! The shame of it is, if she had a better attitude, she could have been a premium session, and maybe she would have enough to be retired. Instead, I've found her rates to be a bit on the low side, and even then I had to think about it. Even now she could still turn it around if she wanted to. If I started seeing posts that she got her dopamine levels adjusted and had graduated the Ms Melissa School of Charm For Wayward Sessionettes, I'd consider giving her another chance.

[Dope1980]

Who seen her recently. Is she. Looking young and beautiful. Is she in a relationship or something

[larky368]

Who seen her recently. Is she. Looking young and beautiful. Is she in a relationship or something

There probably isn't a more reviewed fbb than her so you can't say you weren't warned. It's pretty obvious that you find her extreme muscularity irresistible so go see her and decide for yourself.

[boyofwinter]

Who seen her recently. Is she. Looking young and beautiful. Is she in a relationship or something

Young and beautiful Colette Guimond is not that.  Me elaborating further would not be nice.

He means DD I assume?
If so I haven't seen her in a few years, she seems to have cut some of her lifting bulk recently which looks nice.

[M7]

Who seen her recently. Is she. Looking young and beautiful. Is she in a relationship or something

I think she's in her late 50's early 60's now so no, she's not going to look like she did 20 years ago. Does it really matter to you if she's married or not? It shouldn't effect your session.

Who seen her recently. Is she. Looking young and beautiful. Is she in a relationship or something

Young and beautiful Colette Guilond is not that.  Me elaborating further would not be nice.

Who's Colette Guilond?

[Dope1980]

I think im. A end this talk about her. Im going to try another person thanks fellas

[boyofwinter]

There probably isn't a more reviewed fbb than her

Jana. Much better reviews also, deservedly in my opinion.

[Dope1980]

What if you sent the deposit but didn't hear anything back from them. What should you do ? Wait a few days or email the lady back or just cancel and move in to the next lady.

[FBBMW]

What if you sent the deposit but didn't hear anything back from them. What should you do ? Wait a few days or email the lady back or just cancel and move in to the next lady.

If you have agreed on a session and sent a deposit, usually they will send a response.   Don't cancel or you will lose your deposit. 
You can email saying you sent your deposit.  Ask for confirmation of your appointment.