Colette Guimond

[bnlmel]

Is it true that she is now married?

[bnlmel]

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[citronmarin]

stay away...

[lolu]

thinking about getting a colette guimond session...any body with personal experiences good or bad?

thank you in advance

[wujekcity]

I would put my life on the fact that her arms are no bigger than 16. But 16 inch arms on a woman who is 4 11 is like 18 inch on someone 5 7"

[UK_Fan]

I would put my life on the fact that her arms are no bigger than 16. But 16 inch arms on a woman who is 4 11 is like 18 inch on someone 5 7"

I measured them back in 2006 when I last saw her and they were near the 17in mark, but not bigger.  All her muscles were large - period - but she looks huge because she's short (I think 5ft or 5ft 1in).  Her glutes and pecs are actually huge though, even for a FBB.  I could stare at them all day back then...

[nujerz84]

WIth the better looking options available I question anyone taste if you still see Colette Guimond in 2013..she is fugly.

[hwillish]

Probably my strangest session ever!!!  Many years ago and far far away, I met Collette.  When I arrived, she asked me to stay in the lobby for a few minutes so I waited and waited and waited. 

Finally, I called her and she said ok...come to the room.  When I entered it was completely "pitch black". 

And that was the environment for the entire time we were together.  Not really a memorable hour, but she felt like she could have been Collette...yes, size wise anyways and she did have a French accent.

But to this day, I'm not sure I can say I really met the "real Collete Guimond.

[este55]

When I saw her it was not pitch black but she did change the light bulb in my hotel room to make it much darker.  Funny thing when we were talking , she told me her hair was falling out.

I saw her last year working out at Golds Venice-still huge.  More than any other FBB I would say she is a ticking time bomb due to all the roids she has taken for all these years-I expect for her to show up one day looking like a cartoon character, or maybe not showing up at all. This FBB thing is kind of a love hate thing for me. I love the way they look but I hate what the steroids do to them. I wish they could get that way without drugs.

[lolu]

can anyone please elaborate...does colette guimond offer bj, fs, watch & jerk-off, hj, etc?

[Swizzle]

From the sounds of this I'd run an absolute mile. Bitching? Moaning? Pitch black sessions? Roids? Hair falling out? Is she aware that YOU are paying HER? 

[gray bishop]

I've known Colette for years, she never rubbed me the wrong way. I did listen to her story before her injury years back about her BF abusing her. She IMO has never gotten over that and no disrespect to any of you guys, but for all we know you might show up to the door and resemble the prick = bad session. No fault of yours.

My sessions with her were always fun, simple, and her pussy is the most amazing thing I've seen in person. I would give anything for fleshlight to mold that!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my .02

[Silver_Surfer]

The biggest Colette has ever been was 180 with 17" and 28" quads and that is measuring them at the top not where they should be and the arms are flexed instead of relaxed like you should measure them. She is actually 4'11" and not the 5'1" she claims. I've known her for yrs. I met her yrs ago for a session and it was horrible, but I have heard she is a lot better. She use to complain all the time in her sessions about life and how she hated doing them, but now she no longer does that so she should be a lot of fun. She keeps telling me she is going to come up this way, but never does...She wants to show me how much she has improved....so no clue when I will see her or see if she has improved or not...When I first met her, she was lazy and wanted to talk instead of do any type of wrestling or holds. She was all about the money back then....Sounds like she has changed some though.

[este55]

I had 2 sessions with Collette one about 13 years ago and one about 10 years ago. In both she was huge which I love.

In the first she did complain a lot but once we broke the ice it was awesome-she was extremely accommodating if you know what I mean-make me think of a number-69.

The later one she did not complain but was a little weird, she changed all the light bulbs in the hotel room to black light bulbs. Not as accommodating but did beat me off.

I saw her in public about a year ago, still huge but starting to really look a little scary- I think in a couple of years she will look like the full blown Nightmare on Elm Street look that happens to most of the really heavy roid using FBB's and also many male BB's.

Its too bad, I love every thing about the girls that use the juice until it is over-very frustrating, the impossible dream?

[busthemus2003]

I havent seen her but my only friend who I can share my interest with has  ....in Atlanta about 2 years ago and said pretty much everything was on the menu, she has lost hair which looks a bit freaky but he basically didn't look at hear head to often. Said she was rock solid and didn't mention any complaining and I asked him about hygeine and he said all good so must have gotten the message from feedback. Apparently clit is very sensitive and has to be managed in a certain way they she shows you how and once past a certain threshold DATY is on and that lead to FS which he said she used a small vibe and went ballistic

[film222]

So Colette Guimond is gonna be in my area soon and I have been considering a session. Though it is a bit pricey... does anyone know what kind of shape she is in right now? Ripped? Off-season like? Pictures, if available are much appreciated. Same goes for any tips, as this is my first sessions.