Colette Guimond

[phil963]

others guys have meet colette for session ?
who know her actual biceps size ?
I think 19 in but maybe a little more ?
she do erotics sessions ?

[phil963]

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[Musculoadicto1965]

others guys have meet colette for session ?
who know her actual biceps size ?
I think 19 in but maybe a little more ?
she do erotics sessions ?

19 inches or a little more? That's cannot be possible, it's beyond the incredible.

[citronmarin]

hie

I ve met her two years before...
Never again!!!!

Bad hygiena
Clock watching
A lot of hair in the neck the legs and arms (roids!!)
She has a wig on her hair and it stincks (lose her hairs ...roids)
No HJ i think but i did not ask for it when i saw all of this!!!

you d better go to another...
For me Rita Sargo is the best (dreamy girl...) and she is also huge and ripped and smells good, no hairs!!

[wujekcity]

I met Colette in Albany NY about 12 years ago....I remember being so excited to see this behemoth of a woman in person! In her pics and videos she looks massive!!!!!!!!!!!  Unfortunately in person she was not very pleasant and I left in roughly 15 minutes of a 30 minute session.  Because of the fact that she is so short is a huge turn off.....Her arms are about 16 inches tops. But remember she is 5 feet maybe.  She used the fuck word every other second and I never even asked her to undress........She bitched and moaned for 15 minutes and flexed her arms and I left to drive back home 1.5 hours very dissatisfied. I have a friend who swears by her that lives in Toronto............so I guess it depends on your tastes. To me , she would have to pay me for a session.

[laughaboutidiots]

and I left in roughly 15 minutes of a 30 minute session. 

thank god you left before she turned to a lesbian

[mongo]

She's now lesbian?

[laughaboutidiots]

She's now lesbian?

no... ...
wujek left before she turned to....at jen and megans session he didnt

[papadoc1981]

I met Colette in Albany NY about 12 years ago....I remember being so excited to see this behemoth of a woman in person! In her pics and videos she looks massive!!!!!!!!!!!  Unfortunately in person she was not very pleasant and I left in roughly 15 minutes of a 30 minute session.  Because of the fact that she is so short is a huge turn off.....Her arms are about 16 inches tops. But remember she is 5 feet maybe.  She used the fuck word every other second and I never even asked her to undress........She bitched and moaned for 15 minutes and flexed her arms and I left to drive back home 1.5 hours very dissatisfied. I have a friend who swears by her that lives in Toronto............so I guess it depends on your tastes. To me , she would have to pay me for a session.

HUH................., did you think she was gonna sprout out another 5 or 6 inches prior to your session?  It's pretty well known that she is a little vertically challenged.  12 years ago her height was pretty obvious just from her photos.  Why would you pay for a session with someone with a body-type you feel is a huge turn-off?

[wujekcity]

I met Colette in Albany NY about 12 years ago....I remember being so excited to see this behemoth of a woman in person! In her pics and videos she looks massive!!!!!!!!!!!  Unfortunately in person she was not very pleasant and I left in roughly 15 minutes of a 30 minute session.  Because of the fact that she is so short is a huge turn off.....Her arms are about 16 inches tops. But remember she is 5 feet maybe.  She used the fuck word every other second and I never even asked her to undress........She bitched and moaned for 15 minutes and flexed her arms and I left to drive back home 1.5 hours very dissatisfied. I have a friend who swears by her that lives in Toronto............so I guess it depends on your tastes. To me , she would have to pay me for a session.

HUH................., did you think she was gonna sprout out another 5 or 6 inches prior to your session?  It's pretty well known that she is a little vertically challenged.  12 years ago her height was pretty obvious just from her photos.  Why would you pay for a session with someone with a body-type you feel is a huge turn-off?

it was a 30 min session and I figured she looked so big on the videos and pictures that I could overlook the height thing.............but being that short and so big is really not appealing to me at all.  She did have quite a bit of muscle still and if she was nicer I probably would have stayed but she was just miserable it seemed .

[laughaboutidiots]

I met Colette in Albany NY about 12 years ago....I remember being so excited to see this behemoth of a woman in person! In her pics and videos she looks massive!!!!!!!!!!!  Unfortunately in person she was not very pleasant and I left in roughly 15 minutes of a 30 minute session.  Because of the fact that she is so short is a huge turn off.....Her arms are about 16 inches tops. But remember she is 5 feet maybe.  She used the fuck word every other second and I never even asked her to undress........She bitched and moaned for 15 minutes and flexed her arms and I left to drive back home 1.5 hours very dissatisfied. I have a friend who swears by her that lives in Toronto............so I guess it depends on your tastes. To me , she would have to pay me for a session.

HUH................., did you think she was gonna sprout out another 5 or 6 inches prior to your session?  It's pretty well known that she is a little vertically challenged.  12 years ago her height was pretty obvious just from her photos.  Why would you pay for a session with someone with a body-type you feel is a huge turn-off?

you are so right 

its like buying a porsche and later blame the company because the trunk is to small to transport a fridge

[Silver_Surfer]

I met Colette in Albany NY about 12 years ago....I remember being so excited to see this behemoth of a woman in person! In her pics and videos she looks massive!!!!!!!!!!!  Unfortunately in person she was not very pleasant and I left in roughly 15 minutes of a 30 minute session.  Because of the fact that she is so short is a huge turn off.....Her arms are about 16 inches tops. But remember she is 5 feet maybe.  She used the fuck word every other second and I never even asked her to undress........She bitched and moaned for 15 minutes and flexed her arms and I left to drive back home 1.5 hours very dissatisfied. I have a friend who swears by her that lives in Toronto............so I guess it depends on your tastes. To me , she would have to pay me for a session.

a) She's even bigger now than she was then, so your arm estimates are irrelevant.

b) Maybe she was in a bad mood about something. Or, maybe it was you. She's never been in anything but an up-for-the-session mood when I've seen her and I've seen her several times over the years. Sometimes a little yappy, but...

c) You sound very childish complaining about her height, you know that, right?

I'm met her a few yrs back for the second time and she was HUGE, but not as big as she claimed. Not a big deal...I knew ahead of time she was not the 5'1" she says because she was more like 4'11" still impressive for her to carry that much mass on a tiny frame...I didn't catch her at a bad time, because she likes to complain...It's just her. The first time I met her she complained how she hated doing sessions and was only doing it to make a living and help her sister who was ill or something like that the session sucked because it was half hearted and she told me she really was tired and could we do something else. The next time I met her she was HUGE as I said, but still complained...didn't really give much of an effort again but was better than the first time. I was hoping things had changed for her, but I was wrong. The thing that bugged me, was when speaking to her on the phone she seem so excited about meeting and doing the type of session I wanted...Then in the session it wasn't into it. I still like her, but would never spend my money on her...She just doesn't seem to be into it like some of the other ladies.

[joeblow20133]

But damn, she does have a 5 inch clit.

[mandyngo]

But damn, she does have a 5 inch clit.

That right there is worth the price of admission. It truly is a thing of beauty. It makes up for lack of height.

[bkrugby]

While the size is tempting there are enough other factors to make me stay away...

[Polite Society]

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