Colette Guimond

[tom jensen]

If u like huge muscles ------- go for it!!!! She is one of the most muscular lady on the scene

If you don't like women who talk too much, french accents, poor wigs, 5 o'clock shadows, clock watching -------- then stay away.

I met her a couple of times and I always had a good session, but I am very much attracted by huge muscles, hard pecs and don't pay attention to the other details i've mentioned

Up to you buddy, good luck

[tom jensen]

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[O Rama]

The problem with people who talk too much is that they are so absorbed in themselves that they have no idea how self-centred they are so any criticisim will be rejected.

100% true

[juicemonkey]

Huge but never stopped talking I should have spent that on Sandra Ramos instead oh well.

[Tacotico]

If u like huge muscles ------- go for it!!!! She is one of the most muscular lady on the scene

If you don't like women who talk too much, french accents, poor wigs, 5 o'clock shadows, clock watching -------- then stay away.

I met her a couple of times and I always had a good session, but I am very much attracted by huge muscles, hard pecs and don't pay attention to the other details i've mentioned

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5 o' clock shadows ?

[juicemonkey]

So here's the review in great detail of our time - she talked for an hour straight. I paid her for her to ramble on for an hour I was thinking about shooting myself. She was complaining about her life it was so depressing I had no idea how to transition it into "okay that's great take off the clothes."

So I walked in, she told me to sit on the bed, and she talked and talked and talked.  Her t-shirt never came off, I never saw her clit like all you guys have, etc.  she told me she dated a bodybuilder once and he abused her. I'm a bodybuilder myself getting ready to compete maybe she is not into us. It was very different from the last bodybuilder I had a session with who was trying to basically rape me even though I kept telling her to stop (I don't want sex, just everything else lol). I didn't detect one ounce of sensuality from Colette, just someone who hates what she does (that's what she told me). It was D-E-P-R-E-S-S-I-N-G!

[larky368]

So here's the review in great detail of our time - she talked for an hour straight. I paid her for her to ramble on for an hour I was thinking about shooting myself. She was complaining about her life it was so depressing I had no idea how to transition it into "okay that's great take off the clothes."

So I walked in, she told me to sit on the bed, and she talked and talked and talked.  Her t-shirt never came off, I never saw her clit like all you guys have, etc.  she told me she dated a bodybuilder once and he abused her. I'm a bodybuilder myself getting ready to compete maybe she is not into us. It was very different from the last bodybuilder I had a session with who was trying to basically rape me even though I kept telling her to stop (I don't want sex, just everything else lol). I didn't detect one ounce of sensuality from Colette, just someone who hates what she does (that's what she told me). It was D-E-P-R-E-S-S-I-N-G!

Damn! I have seen her twice and I know exactly what you're talking about. I will be seeing her later again this month but after your review I almost feel like bailing. That really sucks how she behaved towards you but I need to ask if this is this your first time with Colette? The reason I ask is that my first time was exactly the same. Yap yap yap.... woe is me..I have such a horrible life. And I'm all "Uh huh, Oh Really? That's too bad. No Kidding? I only got to look at her pussy near the end. I swore I'd never waste my money (and time )on her again but the next time she visited I decided that things will be different and I won't allow her to talk the whole session away. I was only partially successful but this time I got fs so maybe the menu improves with repeat clients.
I believe she is a narcissist so I am never going to get her to focus on anything but herself so I won't try. My strategy is to be selfish with Colette and to not allow her to chose the topic. I'm gonna focus on her muscularity and compliment the hell out of her and stroke that tremendous ego. I am going to bombard her with an arsenal of flattery and adoration and try to overwhelm her to the point where she won't feel the need to bathe in self-pity and try to extract sympathy from me.
Hopefully it will go something like this.
Colette
Yada yada yada he treated me real bad and I ...
Me
"Forget about that jerk. He is not worthy of you. You are an amazing woman who deserves only the best.. -caress her shoulders and arms-..I think that..
Colette
"You're right. I never should have..
Me
"You're beautiful and I just love to caress your amazing muscles...
It's ridiculous that I need to go to such lengths but Colette is such a rarity even amongst the top bodybuilders. I know she's lost the hair on her head and gained it on her face and back but to paraphrase Seinfeld-"Look to the muscles Elaine. Look to the muscles"
I sort of feel sorry for Colette. She's a very unhappy woman but she's made her choices and she needs to take responsibility for a lot of her unhappiness. I was particularly unimpressed with her attitude about another fbb who happens to be a friend of mine who got busted for prostitution. Colette said she got what she deserved. Not a whole lot of human compassion and understanding from this lady and I would be surprised to hear that she has any close friends with an attitude like that.

[grendelsm21]

Whoa!  Feel free to share her identity!  She sounds like the Holy Grail of sessionettes now that Gabrielle Hames has retired.   

It was very different from the last bodybuilder I had a session with who was trying to basically rape me even though I kept telling her to stop (I don't want sex, just everything else lol).

[Jonas]

I also saw Colette.  And I have to say almost all of the stuff I've read about her is true, not just the bad, but also the good.  She talked a lot, but I just let her talk while I proceeded to move the session along.  I didn't let her sidetrack me, and once we got the session started, she didn't really talk all that much and gave me her full attention.  She also ignored the phone beeping - never once picking it up.   She would start talking again while we were taking rest breaks, and it didn't really bother me that much.  I was just chilling out and resting, anyway, so as far as I was concerned, she just took up the space that could've, potentially, been awkward silence.  Once I was ready to continue, I would reach for her and she would stop talking and gave me her undivided attention.

I had a great time with Colette.  Yes, she's quirky, but I think a lot of guys would have a better time with her if they would just not let themselves get caught up in the whole talking thing and just take control and move their sessions along.  Sure, she complained a lot, but I don't think she's as miserable as people make her out to be.   A lot of what she was voicing, to me at least, were just frustrations she's encountering brought on by the bad economy which are slowing her efforts to move on with the next phase of her life after bodybuilding - totally understandable as far as I was concerned.  Maybe I had different conversations from other guys.  Who knows?  All I know is I got my money's worth.

[grendelsm21]

Well described; similar to my experience.  It might have helped that I got to know her a little bit back in '93 . . . but I'm not sure she remembered me when I saw her in '06, until I told her I was the one dating a friend of hers back then.  Back THEN she was absolutely the cutest most adorable thing you've ever seen.  Quite a bit of muscle, but nothing like today, just an aesthetic dream . . . and with that cute French accent!  Ooo la la!

I also saw Colette.  And I have to say almost all of the stuff I've read about her is true, not just the bad, but also the good.  She talked a lot, but I just let her talk while I proceeded to move the session along.  I didn't let her sidetrack me, and once we got the session started, she didn't really talk all that much and gave me her full attention.  She also ignored the phone beeping - never once picking it up.   She would start talking again while we were taking rest breaks, and it didn't really bother me that much.  I was just chilling out and resting, anyway, so as far as I was concerned, she just took up the space that could've, potentially, been awkward silence.  Once I was ready to continue, I would reach for her and she would stop talking and gave me her undivided attention.

I had a great time with Colette.  Yes, she's quirky, but I think a lot of guys would have a better time with her if they would just not let themselves get caught up in the whole talking thing and just take control and move their sessions along.  Sure, she complained a lot, but I don't think she's as miserable as people make her out to be.   A lot of what she was voicing, to me at least, were just frustrations she's encountering brought on by the bad economy which are slowing her efforts to move on with the next phase of her life after bodybuilding - totally understandable as far as I was concerned.  Maybe I had different conversations from other guys.  Who knows?  All I know is I got my money's worth.

[Jonas]

Yeah, she had a great combination of beauty and brawn back then. Used to have some of the roundest, fullest glutes I'd ever seen.

Well described; similar to my experience.  It might have helped that I got to know her a little bit back in '93 . . . but I'm not sure she remembered me when I saw her in '06, until I told her I was the one dating a friend of hers back then.  Back THEN she was absolutely the cutest most adorable thing you've ever seen.  Quite a bit of muscle, but nothing like today, just an aesthetic dream . . . and with that cute French accent!  Ooo la la!

I also saw Colette.  And I have to say almost all of the stuff I've read about her is true, not just the bad, but also the good.  She talked a lot, but I just let her talk while I proceeded to move the session along.  I didn't let her sidetrack me, and once we got the session started, she didn't really talk all that much and gave me her full attention.  She also ignored the phone beeping - never once picking it up.   She would start talking again while we were taking rest breaks, and it didn't really bother me that much.  I was just chilling out and resting, anyway, so as far as I was concerned, she just took up the space that could've, potentially, been awkward silence.  Once I was ready to continue, I would reach for her and she would stop talking and gave me her undivided attention.

I had a great time with Colette.  Yes, she's quirky, but I think a lot of guys would have a better time with her if they would just not let themselves get caught up in the whole talking thing and just take control and move their sessions along.  Sure, she complained a lot, but I don't think she's as miserable as people make her out to be.   A lot of what she was voicing, to me at least, were just frustrations she's encountering brought on by the bad economy which are slowing her efforts to move on with the next phase of her life after bodybuilding - totally understandable as far as I was concerned.  Maybe I had different conversations from other guys.  Who knows?  All I know is I got my money's worth.

[dastex1971]

I saw her about 3 months ago..wasted my money. First of all, I was warned that she would not shut up but I was not prepared for the torrent of words that flowed non stop from her mouth. It was unreal..unreal.
I old have worked around that but she had just eaten and she stank of onions and spices. It was horrid..been doing sessions for a while and while not everyone is Brigy, she was so far away from the basic minimum I just left after 1/2 hour. Not worth it..

[O Rama]

Damn! I have seen her twice and I know exactly what you're talking about. I will be seeing her later again this month but after your review I almost feel like bailing. That really sucks how she behaved towards you but I need to ask if this is this your first time with Colette? The reason I ask is that my first time was exactly the same. Yap yap yap.... woe is me..I have such a horrible life. And I'm all "Uh huh, Oh Really? That's too bad. No Kidding? I only got to look at her pussy near the end. I swore I'd never waste my money (and time )on her again but the next time she visited I decided that things will be different and I won't allow her to talk the whole session away. I was only partially successful but this time I got fs so maybe the menu improves with repeat clients.
I believe she is a narcissist so I am never going to get her to focus on anything but herself so I won't try. My strategy is to be selfish with Colette and to not allow her to chose the topic. I'm gonna focus on her muscularity and compliment the hell out of her and stroke that tremendous ego. I am going to bombard her with an arsenal of flattery and adoration and try to overwhelm her to the point where she won't feel the need to bathe in self-pity and try to extract sympathy from me.
Hopefully it will go something like this.
Colette
Yada yada yada he treated me real bad and I ...
Me
"Forget about that jerk. He is not worthy of you. You are an amazing woman who deserves only the best.. -caress her shoulders and arms-..I think that..
Colette
"You're right. I never should have..
Me
"You're beautiful and I just love to caress your amazing muscles...
It's ridiculous that I need to go to such lengths but Colette is such a rarity even amongst the top bodybuilders. I know she's lost the hair on her head and gained it on her face and back but to paraphrase Seinfeld-"Look to the muscles Elaine. Look to the muscles"
I sort of feel sorry for Colette. She's a very unhappy woman but she's made her choices and she needs to take responsibility for a lot of her unhappiness. I was particularly unimpressed with her attitude about another fbb who happens to be a friend of mine who got busted for prostitution. Colette said she got what she deserved. Not a whole lot of human compassion and understanding from this lady and I would be surprised to hear that she has any close friends with an attitude like that.
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hahaha

[iceman706]

I just had another great session with Colette last week here in Toronto. I see there are a lot of negative reviews about her, but I'vee seen her many times and come away more than satisfied each time. Yes she does like to talk a lot, but once she gets into the session, it's fantastic. She wrapped her thighs around my head a number of times and told me I was trapped. I tried to escape, but she just increased the pressure and there was no escape. My jaw line is still a little sore from the session last Thursday. I will continue to see Colette whenever she comes this way.

[caveman09]

I have older pics of Colette measuring her bi's at 19 inches, with lift stats of her being able to overhead press 395 lbs. as well as numerous other "otherwordly" measurements and lifts.   Even if they were exaggerations, she still looked like she could do nearly the amounts she claimed.   Her mass in all pics was just unreal.   BUT - I just saw some pics of her most recently.  I read that she is getting into professional photography now, film school and all....  and in the recent pics she looks like she's lost all that mass.  She doesn't look as vascular - more  smooth and rounded, and definitely smaller.

Does anyone know if she's backed away from all the heavy lifting workouts that she had on her website?    IS she in fact getting smaller? (she's short and not heavy-boned, so I'm guessing if she stopped the gorilla work-outs she'd lose size pretty quickly).....

anyone with very recent feedback or who has seen her lately?   

[larky368]

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