Colette Guimond

[grendelsm21]

Hence the phrase "Chicks with dicks," but that said, although CG isn't exactly my flow, more power to he that can deal.

[grendelsm21]

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[lawdj78]

I promised a review...so here it is!

I arrived at the hotel (not very impressed from the outside/lobby, but room was nice and spacious).  Colette opened the door and I rushed right in.  I'm always afraid of someone opening the door across the hall or something, so I just rushed right past her.  Haha.  She was wearing pretty high heels and OMG was she huge on that frame of hers.  She truly is the biggest FBB inch for inch.  I'm not typically much of a calf/leg guy, but damn they were huge, round, luscious and vascular---and she's OFFSEASON!   Her pecs are unreal of course...never seen anything like it.  I need a bra more than she does.  Biceps are ridiculous too...very vascular and so big on that small arm of hers.  I couldn't get enough of the biceps poses and leg/calves.  She's a very nice woman....VERY chatty as everyone has said.  She talked talked talked....switching subjects sometimes so quickly I couldn't even get a word in.  I couldn't concentrate too much though because I kept oogling her body.  Pretty well kept as far as aestehtics go, though I will say she really missed a couple of patches of hair on her back....like big time.   Arms probably couldn't reach around to get it...but unpleasant to look at.  Had to focus on frontal shots...wihch was all good.  She wears a wig, so I found myself hoping it didn't slip off because I'm not too sure what was underneath.  That said, she is very sensual....suprisingly so!  Her clit was obviously the biggest I've ever seen....but it's not a dick or anything....just a big big clit.  I found myself a bit fascinated by it.  I'm not going to divulge what happened, but let's just say I left a very happy man   So....for those who love big big muscle, and a sensual session, def see Colette!

[Jonas]

She let me pull down her bikini bottoms and eat her huge, huge, huge clit. She said something about "full nude" being $100 extra, but she didn't stop me, or ask for more money. Just to let you know, she likes the shaft of her clit licked - the head is too sensitive.

"The shaft of her clit"! - to me that's called a penis.

If there's a pussy, it's not a penis. No matter how huge it is. And as far as I'm concerned, a clit can't be too big.

If "she" can pee out of it, it's definitely a penis.

[lovethestuff]

SHOULD YOU TAKE THE PLUNGE?

ONLY IF YOU LIKE WOMEN WITH HAIR EVERYWHERE BUT THEIR HEAD,
ALSO, WOMEN WHO HAVE SUCH A LARGE CLIT THAT THEY NEED TO WEAR A CUP SANCTIONED BY THE NFL.
WOMEN WHO TALK SO MUCH THAT YOU MAY NEED AN INDUSTRIAL AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER HEADSET.


OTHERWISE IF ITS ALL OK.

ENJOY!

[Bigclitluvr]

lawdj78,
Can you post here details?  She is traveling to my city, and I am interested in seeing her?  What extras did she offer?  At what price?

Thanks,
Mike

[juicemonkey]

Colette Guimond will be here in a few days I just found out. Since I can't use "search" I was wondering if anyone who has seen her lately can tell me how she is like? What does she offer? I'm not looking for sex, which i would decline even if offered, but I'm hoping to leave happy. Anyone?

[larky368]

You should leave happy. She is quite accomodating at least for repeat customers but that's not an issue for you anyway. One piece of advice is to not let her talk your session away. If you can't get her to shut up then just say 'Do you mind if I worship your muscles while you talk?'

[juicemonkey]

Thank you Larky and thank you to the person that messages me (I responded but it doesn't show in my outbox I hope you received response). I've decided to make an appt - she is by far the hottest fbb ever to exist so if I see her file her nails and brush her teeth for an hour I will be happy

[citronmarin]

She has no hair and always look at her watch!!!
You d better go with another one
She speaks a lot with her accent!!
Great physique but do not respect us !!!

[lee092760]

Never had a problem like citron did with her looking at her watch or being rude. I've seen her a few times, yes I will say she likes to talk during her sessions but if you can work your way around that and you like a huge woman go see her

[larky368]

Thank you Larky and thank you to the person that messages me (I responded but it doesn't show in my outbox I hope you received response). I've decided to make an appt - she is by far the hottest fbb ever to exist so if I see her file her nails and brush her teeth for an hour I will be happy

That's the spirit monkey. Colette is other-worldly in terms of muscularity so focus on that and you can't go wrong.

[citronmarin]

She looks great but not shaved at all and her wig was not so pretty
Better experience with Amber or Alina for sure

[O Rama]

She is good but Dude...She actually talks a lot! I wonder if some fbbs Do read our comments about them in here
I mean they could know about some negative points The fans draw thus deliver a better session next time

[larky368]

The problem with people who talk too much is that they are so absorbed in themselves that they have no idea how self-centred they are so any criticisim will be rejected.

[tyronecode]

I saw her once years ago but thatwas before the talking phase.  And before she got massive. It was fun and we just wrestled a bit. Not the best session but I wax also a newbie back then.