Colette Guimond

[Dope1980]

Ok thanks I appericate the help. I never did this before. Im new to this

[Dope1980]

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[SlapYouSilly]

Matches my experience, mid-2000s she was quite good both physically and mentally.

The mid-2000s was 15 years ago.  The man would like a recently review, preferably from at least within the past decade.  Try to keep up.

[Dthump2000]

I saw a video of her curling 135 lbs (one 45 lb plate each side on a 45 lb bar) 10 times.  Her form was not good, leaning back for leverage.  Still that is impressive

[Wolfetzba]

I find it strange to hear so many poor reviews, as I have had over a dozen sessions with Colette in the last 18 years, and all (except for one in 2005 - where she had just had a nasty customer) were increasingly amazing. To put it into context, I have had sessions with Maryse Manios (10+ all extraordinary), Renne Toney (2 ... both disappointing), Trudy Ireland (10+ all incredible), Karla Nelson (5 ... very good), Th-resa Bostick (5 ... just wild), Jana Linke Sippl (4 ... amazing) and a few others ... and COLETTE GUIMOND is still the best sensual session by far. I definitely can see how sessions with Colette can go off the rails, but she merely needs a little love, appreciation, and tenderness. She is the most sensitive and emotional of all the sessionettes out there, which means that her sessions are binary in outcome. The nicer and more complimentary you are to her, the more amazingly she responds. She oozes sexuality (and turns up the dial super high and fast) the moment you press the right buttons. She clearly is not a rough a tumble wrestler and not a great BDSMer, but rather is the best pure sensual sessioner. If you treat her like the super sexy lady she is (e.g. buy her a bottle of wine) ... your world will get rocked. The last time I had a session with her (year ago) she was beyond amazing (was so eager to please) ... yet at the same, she was so dejected by her bad reviews. People have to understand, Colette is a super sweet woman, who needs to be treated like a human being.

[bruce321]

I find it strange to hear so many poor reviews.
I definitely can see how sessions with Colette can go off the rails
her sessions are binary in outcome.

It doesn't sound like you find it strange. What I'm hearing is if you negotiate the landmines and know the secret handshake, you might get a great session. I've met over a hundred different women. With only a few exceptions (looking at you Lauren!), I haven't needed to do more than show up and treat them respectfully in order to get a good session. They understand their job is to provide a good experience, and they don't require any coaxing to do it. You can bring the bottle of wine and do some coaxing in hopes of YMMV, but everyone should get the standard, expected session regardless. Colette knows how to do a good session. Her bad reviews are as a result of her not making an effort. If she's tired of the bad reviews, it's up to her to turn it around. She's got the tools to do it. If I start reading reviews that she's changed her attitude and starts delivering consistently solid sessions, I'd be willing to give her another chance.

[Jonas]

I saw a video of her curling 135 lbs (one 45 lb plate each side on a 45 lb bar) 10 times.  Her form was not good, leaning back for leverage.  Still that is impressive

That's still quite impressive for a 60-something woman.

[Polite Society]

 So much session experience Wolfetzba it is surprising you have not posted ever before.

[boyofwinter]

So much session experience Wolfetzba it is surprising you have not posted ever before.

If true, I'm kinda impressed he had 5 with Karla and they all managed to be just 'very good.' Only met her once but haven't met many others who were as eager to please (no not that way).

[FBBMW]

I saw a video of her curling 135 lbs (one 45 lb plate each side on a 45 lb bar) 10 times.  Her form was not good, leaning back for leverage.  Still that is impressive

That's still quite impressive for a 60-something woman.

Google says Colette is 58, not that it's much younger.   We could soon have a few 60+ doing sessions.   

[Dope1980]

I think she still does sessions. I never had one. I don't know if she is wat her age she still looks strong like a tank and super short. 5'1. What happens if she stops taking steroids ? Is it safe

[diggs]

We could soon have a few 60+ doing sessions.   

I love that idea.

[angelasalv94]

Has anyone seen her lately? Other than the personality quirks mentioned, is she still massively muscular and strong at her age?

[knufflschmoe]

had  one of my first sessions  back then ,was very short ,bur massive ...very talkative :(if u want action,tell her from time to time
                                                                                   to stop talking..)

was travelling with the massive big musclefox jen kennedy ,take the chance for a double session with her !

[M7]

had  one of my first sessions  back then ,was very short ,bur massive ...very talkative :(if u want action,tell her from time to time
                                                                                   to stop talking..)

was travelling with the massive big musclefox jen kennedy ,take the chance for a double session with her !

Musclefoxx no longer does sessions.

Has anyone seen her lately? Other than the personality quirks mentioned, is she still massively muscular and strong at her age?

Your best bet is to contact her directly and ask for a recent picture (or she could post it to her fb page).

I think she still does sessions. I never had one. I don't know if she is wat her age she still looks strong like a tank and super short. 5'1. What happens if she stops taking steroids ? Is it safe

She would get smaller. Why wouldn't it be safe if she stopped taking steroids?

[M7]

I find it strange to hear so many poor reviews, as I have had over a dozen sessions with Colette in the last 18 years, and all (except for one in 2005 - where she had just had a nasty customer) were increasingly amazing. To put it into context, I have had sessions with Maryse Manios (10+ all extraordinary), Renne Toney (2 ... both disappointing), Trudy Ireland (10+ all incredible), Karla Nelson (5 ... very good), Th-resa Bostick (5 ... just wild), Jana Linke Sippl (4 ... amazing) and a few others ... and COLETTE GUIMOND is still the best sensual session by far. I definitely can see how sessions with Colette can go off the rails, but she merely needs a little love, appreciation, and tenderness. She is the most sensitive and emotional of all the sessionettes out there, which means that her sessions are binary in outcome. The nicer and more complimentary you are to her, the more amazingly she responds. She oozes sexuality (and turns up the dial super high and fast) the moment you press the right buttons. She clearly is not a rough a tumble wrestler and not a great BDSMer, but rather is the best pure sensual sessioner. If you treat her like the super sexy lady she is (e.g. buy her a bottle of wine) ... your world will get rocked. The last time I had a session with her (year ago) she was beyond amazing (was so eager to please) ... yet at the same, she was so dejected by her bad reviews. People have to understand, Colette is a super sweet woman, who needs to be treated like a human being.

I've also had over a dozen sessions with Colette and have always treated her with respect and admiration. I agree with a lot you said, but not "the nicer and more complimentary you are to her, the more amazingly she responds." If she's in a bad mood (which is not uncommon at all) it can be impossible to get her out of it. I remember one time on the night of the session she texted and asked me to stop and get her a power cord (either for her laptop or cellphone, she had lost hers) and she'd pay me back when I got there. When I got there and she saw the receipt, she kept complaining about how expensive it was. And I bought it at Walmart! I wasn't going to find one anywhere else cheaper on such short notice. She was lucky I was able to get it at all, but she didn't appreciate it. She just continued to complain about her life. The thing is, I'd have paid for it if she gave me a great session, but it was terrible. I could hardly get her to flex. I don't pay good money to hear her complain, but she has a very bad habit of doing just that. The bottom line is sessions are expensive and it shouldn't take any extra coaxing to get what you paid for. A simple muscle worship session is not too much to ask.