Goddess Lauren

[mra78]

We have reached heretofore unimagined levels of whingeing over a cancellation where no money was lost. Move on.

[mra78]

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[JustBiceps]

The problem is not with getting sick. Everybody gets sick. The problem is when she cancels shortly before the session. Try doing this to one of the session providers. They would call you a timewaster and put in some sort of a list and keep your deposit. I'm not talking about Lauren, but in general.

They see a lot of clients and sometimes they're just not in the mood, so they cancel. It happens to everybody

Wow!  You really want to beat this horse to death.  You've finally revealed that the cancellation may have been what you describe as "shortly before the session", though it's unclear if you're referring specifically to Lauren, or session providers, generally.  Regardless, I doubt you were inconvenienced or you would have led with that.

You scheduled a session with GL.
She did not require, and you did not pay, a deposit.
She cancelled the session for reasons she did not share with you, but not with such short notice that it was worth remarking upon.


You are understandably disappointed, but you have lost no money and not been particularly inconvenienced.  Nothing she did was unprofessional, and she has been almost universally praised here for her reliability, professionalism, personality, and the experience she delivers.  She even came here to acknowledge your grievance and offer an apology.

If you have any thoughts of rescheduling with her, get over it and move on.

She did cancel with short notice. I didn't send her a deposit, but I had to drive for two hours to see her. I probably should've told her that, so she might've at least given me a reason.

[Jackass500]

We have reached heretofore unimagined levels of whingeing over a cancellation where no money was lost. Move on.

Absolutely agree.

[Jackass500]

The problem is not with getting sick. Everybody gets sick. The problem is when she cancels shortly before the session. Try doing this to one of the session providers. They would call you a timewaster and put in some sort of a list and keep your deposit. I'm not talking about Lauren, but in general.

They see a lot of clients and sometimes they're just not in the mood, so they cancel. It happens to everybody

Wow!  You really want to beat this horse to death.  You've finally revealed that the cancellation may have been what you describe as "shortly before the session", though it's unclear if you're referring specifically to Lauren, or session providers, generally.  Regardless, I doubt you were inconvenienced or you would have led with that.

You scheduled a session with GL.
She did not require, and you did not pay, a deposit.
She cancelled the session for reasons she did not share with you, but not with such short notice that it was worth remarking upon.


You are understandably disappointed, but you have lost no money and not been particularly inconvenienced.  Nothing she did was unprofessional, and she has been almost universally praised here for her reliability, professionalism, personality, and the experience she delivers.  She even came here to acknowledge your grievance and offer an apology.

If you have any thoughts of rescheduling with her, get over it and move on.

She did cancel with short notice. I didn't send her a deposit, but I had to drive for two hours to see her. I probably should've told her that, so she might've at least given me a reason.

Lol you sound like a jilted lover and you lost no deposit and have never met her hahaha get over it and move on. I feel sorry for any girl who actually has a relationship with you if you're so upset over something so petty with an absolute stranger.

[anon51592]

I saw Lauren last year when she was flying in and I couldn't have asked for a better session. I'm still very new to this, but my experience with her has led me to continue trying these out. Of course, if she ever happens to be in my city again, I will reach out immediately!

[chemdude01]

I'm hopeeful that this new heights of winging in this thread has come to its conclusion so we can go back to hearing about the 99.9999% of experiences with Lauren that clearly validate that sh is one of the best of the best today! I know, I personally, prefer to read those posts this this constant complaining  about one outlier encounter.

[Prophaniti]

The problem is not with getting sick. Everybody gets sick. The problem is when she cancels shortly before the session. Try doing this to one of the session providers. They would call you a timewaster and put in some sort of a list and keep your deposit. I'm not talking about Lauren, but in general.

They see a lot of clients and sometimes they're just not in the mood, so they cancel. It happens to everybody

Wow!  You really want to beat this horse to death.  You've finally revealed that the cancellation may have been what you describe as "shortly before the session", though it's unclear if you're referring specifically to Lauren, or session providers, generally.  Regardless, I doubt you were inconvenienced or you would have led with that.

You scheduled a session with GL.
She did not require, and you did not pay, a deposit.
She cancelled the session for reasons she did not share with you, but not with such short notice that it was worth remarking upon.


You are understandably disappointed, but you have lost no money and not been particularly inconvenienced.  Nothing she did was unprofessional, and she has been almost universally praised here for her reliability, professionalism, personality, and the experience she delivers.  She even came here to acknowledge your grievance and offer an apology.

If you have any thoughts of rescheduling with her, get over it and move on.

She did cancel with short notice. I didn't send her a deposit, but I had to drive for two hours to see her. I probably should've told her that, so she might've at least given me a reason.

Ok now I get why you're mad. Driving 2 hours to meet her and short cancel is a good reason to be mad cause that's 4 hours gone

[Bulklover]

Yeah, a two-hour drive on a short cancel is def irritating. I live south of LA and that shit caused me to give up driving to LA for sessions. The drive back and forth ruined it even when I had a great session. Sorry to hear that.

[Goddess Lauren]

He didn't drove to the location. All my early clients that day were regulars and rebooked in Orange County. He had a lot more than 2h notice.

I will let you guys have your private place to exchange and I will remove my account here!
I trust everyone logic to make the best decision for themself

xoxo

[Bulklover]

He didn't drove to the location. All my early clients that day were regulars and rebooked in Orange County. He had a lot more than 2h notice.

I will let you guys have your private place to exchange and I will remove my account here!
I trust everyone logic to make the best decision for themself

xoxo

Don't go!!  We are like Ivory Soap!! 99 44/100s love you!!

[Eldoradofoil]

GL has always been easy to set up a session. Prompt and professional every time. I've had to cancel last minute on her in the past and she was very accommodating.

[Bulklover]

GL has always been easy to set up a session. Prompt and professional every time. I've had to cancel last minute on her in the past and she was very accommodating.

She's an absolute gem . . . and when compared to the miscreants who often inhabit Schmoe Nation, she shines even brighter.

[Bernie1212]

heck I emailed her about a session and she never replied. 

OK, I threw this out there a few weeks ago.  I emailed her again, she reached out within a few hours, apologized for not seeing or responding to the previous email.

And now I am booked for mid-October.  So far she is very professional and to the point.  Seeing her replies here and I trust Bulklover, she seems to be an absolute gem and I am really looking forward to meeing Goddess Lauren

[allecx]

I think this may be my first ever post.  I've seen Lauren a few times and it's been an excellent experience. She is a sincere person and if she had to cancel, its legit. And how many providers don't take a deposit these days? Pretty impressive IMO.

[Bulklover]

heck I emailed her about a session and she never replied. 

OK, I threw this out there a few weeks ago.  I emailed her again, she reached out within a few hours, apologized for not seeing or responding to the previous email.

And now I am booked for mid-October.  So far she is very professional and to the point.  Seeing her replies here and I trust Bulklover, she seems to be an absolute gem and I am really looking forward to meeing Goddess Lauren

Bernie Birnbaum, the Schmada Kid, is gonna have a great time!!