My introduction to female muscle

[pah202fs]

I'm beginning to think that this female muscle-loving disease is genetic because I can recall lusting after muscle babes as early as twelve or thirteen.  As the other old geezers here can attest, the early 60's were a vast wasteland of nothingness when it came to depictions or descriptions of female muscle.  The rural town I lived in discouraged the display and sale of wrestling magazines, so it was even hard to sneak a peak at the Fabulous Moolah strutting her stuff.  So I resorted to improvising my own light table made of a plane of glass and a table lamp so I could trace pictures of Raquel Welsh and crudely pencil in huge muscles as best I could.  God, I hope my dearly-departed mother never saw those drawings!

One day in 1963 or 64, I turned on our 3-channel TV and saw a commercial for the "Man from U.N.C.L.E." promoting the latest episode called, "The Girls of Nazarone Affair".  My eye balls nearly popped out of my head and my little pubescent pecker went "bo-o-o-y-ing" making a tent pole in my pants!!  The show was about a bad guy who juiced his private bevy of babes giving them superhuman strength to do his evil bidding.  Real female muscle on our 14 inch black and white screen ... and my parents and older brother would be out of the house that night!!!!  I was in heaven.

Attached herewith are some screenshots from "The Girls of Nazarone Affair".  We should all sit back and marvel at what turned us on way back when, and we should thank our luck stars that we have this free and open internet today to pursue our interests.

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[jdc031]

Right on.  And to all the young whippersnappers who take today's quality, quantity and availability of female muscle for granted, why, when I was a lad I bought a copy of the Police Gazette with a photo of Abbye Stockton inside, climbed into a boxcar and looked at that photo by the light of the moon all the way up the Salinas Valley.  Kept that magazine with me for many years, I did, because there was nothing that could ever get better than that.

If back then I'd seen a Kim Chizevsky or a Heather Foster I would have stood on my head and whistled Dixie backwards.   

[RacerX]

Man, even after all these years, I knew what this was the instant I saw the thumbnails.  I even remembered the title of the episode,  "The Girls of Nazarone Affair".  It must've made an impression.

[goldbricker]

I'll bet I was younger than twelve myself...

[98ZJUSMC]

I missed that episode.  Hmmmm....  Have to check the DVD series out.  I have been contemplating the entire MFU series.  Now, I have a good reason!

Mine was the episode of Get Smart with Mary Jack Armstrong "Survival of the Fattest" seen in syndication later on.  Major pre-pubescent sprongedge.

[98ZJUSMC]

BTW, a bunch of high quality (B/W, of course) vidcaps from the episode here:


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[zig563]

Thank you Morphius. Great stuff. I've never seen that, but awesome. I was hooked at 5, though I must admit I really did not know if it was female muscle or just the blonde boxer in the old Popeye episode. I knew it did something for me....and I moved at age 5 and recall it from my old home. I was born just aftet this time and always saw things about this series, but never saw vidcaps, tapes, or recall it being on. Yes, us older guys...and I'm a tweener b/c fbbing came along in my teens....it was like I dreamed it and it happened. I recall as a kid in the 70's having so littlle hope of ever seeing the type of women I dreamed of. By the late 70's....the outlook got better when I got to a magaizne store and saw femuscle and wrestling mags that advertised femuscle and fighs and realized at about age 12 or 13 I was not alone.

As far as genes....not sure, but I do tend to agree that you are born with it or it happens early in life. I'm astonished to see people say it took them until their late teens to know it. I dreamed of strong  girls even not knowing if they existed as strong as I hoped. I don't think anyone in my family likes it....I recall my dad chewing my out for finding wrestling mags under the bed and he knew why I had them..for the women. It was not for him or others in my family. However, I think I was born with it or got it somehow before I was even in school.

Great stuff. That reminds me a bit from the vidcaps of the Mary jack Armstrong get Smart episode I saw in the 70's and I had a similar reaction to you as a kid. I just sumbled up it...syndication at that time. Gorgeous, powerful, and action oriented girls in the same way. Very cool share. Good comments from others. The gents here older than me recall what it was like. It was bad enough for me being 12 in 1977 and having to work so hard to find material or strong women. I used to imagine Marcia Brady and girls like that being tougher and stronger b/c there was so little on TV. I loved the one she throws Greg in the karate club. There was so little.

[I like strong women]

I remember the Girls of Nazarrone- from back then too- liked it a lot- and it definitely turned me on t that time.
What I really liked on TV as a young boy- looked forward to every Friday night- madei it a point to stay home to watch on Friday night  - was the Friday night Circus show, with Bert Parks as the host. There was always at least 1 trapeze act featuring a muscular woman acrobat. One week he had a Circus of The Women show. One act I have never forgotten: maybe I have distorted the memory over the years with fantasy, but there were 3 Swedish women- the 3 Eves.  The 3 were  progressively big and strong, bigger and stronger and biggest and strongest- and all blond .
The woman who held the other 2 when they worked in the air, and who was the under -stand, for the ground work was awesomely blond, muscular and strong. She held 2 women in the air- as she hung from her knees on a trapeze. And she supported the same 2 as they performed acrobatic feats . I had all sorts of fantasies involving those 3 women- especially including that extremely strong and large-muscled member of this circus troop- but I never actually saw them again. This was more than 50 years ago- and it seems like it was yesterday.

[Gourmetguy]

'Faster Pussycat Kill Kill' was a personal favourite of mine back in the day