Colette Guimond

[neurolover]

you've been missing the jist of whats been said here and MANY other places and threads about her; she is not into it. you can be sucking on her clit and nothing happens. you can be pumping her pussy and she could be sitting there and like doing her nails. she is no uninvolved, unsensual, absent the situation that you'd have more fun fucking a guava melon. i dont think you need every purient detail to figure this out. shes like no fun and not exciting. and quite a lot of it is just this poor attitude she has about herself. loves having muscles, in fact she has a dependency on it to define who she is, but hates all the roids she has to take to look THAT way, hates having the biggest clit in the universe, has bemoaned loosing her hair (she has MALE pattern baldness) and has referred to herself in my presence as a "monster". this self loathing is repugnant. she doesnt feel sexy. she doesnt act sexy and thats where guys want to get off and not be part of this picture. now if you have ANY OTHER QUESTION that hasnt been satisfactorily answered, please pm me.

[neurolover]

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[katka11]

Thank you for these clear words. If I meet an fbb I want to get quality for my money, so now I know who I shouldn´t book for a session. It´s really sad because she has such a big sexy body, but anyway, I love my money, too.

[Jackass500]

you've been missing the jist of whats been said here and MANY other places and threads about her; she is not into it. you can be sucking on her clit and nothing happens. you can be pumping her pussy and she could be sitting there and like doing her nails. she is no uninvolved, unsensual, absent the situation that you'd have more fun fucking a guava melon. i dont think you need every purient detail to figure this out. shes like no fun and not exciting. and quite a lot of it is just this poor attitude she has about herself. loves having muscles, in fact she has a dependency on it to define who she is, but hates all the roids she has to take to look THAT way, hates having the biggest clit in the universe, has bemoaned loosing her hair (she has MALE pattern baldness) and has referred to herself in my presence as a "monster". this self loathing is repugnant. she doesnt feel sexy. she doesnt act sexy and thats where guys want to get off and not be part of this picture. now if you have ANY OTHER QUESTION that hasnt been satisfactorily answered, please pm me.

LOL! That sums it up very clearly..and it sounds like she likes to price gouge also.

[Jonas]

you've been missing the jist of whats been said here and MANY other places and threads about her; she is not into it. you can be sucking on her clit and nothing happens. you can be pumping her pussy and she could be sitting there and like doing her nails. she is no uninvolved, unsensual, absent the situation that you'd have more fun fucking a guava melon. i dont think you need every purient detail to figure this out. shes like no fun and not exciting. and quite a lot of it is just this poor attitude she has about herself. loves having muscles, in fact she has a dependency on it to define who she is, but hates all the roids she has to take to look THAT way, hates having the biggest clit in the universe, has bemoaned loosing her hair (she has MALE pattern baldness) and has referred to herself in my presence as a "monster". this self loathing is repugnant. she doesnt feel sexy. she doesnt act sexy and thats where guys want to get off and not be part of this picture. now if you have ANY OTHER QUESTION that hasnt been satisfactorily answered, please pm me.

I know you haven't enjoyed your time with Colette (and now it's starting to sound like you have beef with her), but some guys on this thread actually did enjoy their sessions with her.  It seems to be a mixed bag with one guy going so far as to trash Colette for being "flat chested" and having a "bad accent" - which is an absurd reason to criticize her since you should know she's flat chested just from looking at a picture of her and should figure she has a bad accent since she's French Canadian.  So that's why I wanted some details from scottlarock on HIS session experience and NOT YOURS.  

[neurolover]

to each his own but you'd be foolish to ignore the great quantity of criticism she comes in for; its not just me; in fact it runs about 2/3rds against her and thats pretty telling. on the other hand there are some women who get NOTHING BUT COMPLEMENTS; for instance pretty much no ones ever said anything uncomplementary about saskia. but why listen to me or anyone else for that instance, in the end its your money.

[iceman706]

I've had many sessions with Colette, and have thoughly enjoyed each and every one of them. In fact, I'm going to see her again next Friday. Looking forward to it.

[kiscokid]

Some of you are having a hard time getting her clit hard.  She admits she is slow to arouse, in that regard, but be diligent.  I blew her clit as though it was a cock.  She got hard and came ferociously after about 30 minutes of intense work on my part...she almost chipped my tooth on her pubic bone.  She's a VERY passionate woman.  I'm all worked out, and fancy myself a romantic.  Collette has always responded well for me with the romantic approach.

[phil963]

please guys
if you have been session with colette
you know this actuals measurements ( weights, biceps, quads, and calves )
write me all that please
thx for yours answers

[trojanman]

How do you blow a clit like it's a cock?  Oh wait, nevermind, I don't want to know.       Thanks for the intel though.  K+.

[mafeeshbardo]

Well, Colette is visiting here in 2 weeks.....it has always been something on my list to have a session with her...

But this thread is one of the most confusing threads I've ever read.......not only that the people disagree on whether Colette is a good or bad session provider, but the 2 extremes are here!!

I mean people say this is the most amazing session, and they booked like 5 - 6 times, and others are strongly disagreeing...

Can someone please make this more clear to anyone who hasn't had a session with Colette before and is confused about having one?

[jimmyd1]

Well, Colette is visiting here in 2 weeks.....it has always been something on my list to have a session with her...

But this thread is one of the most confusing threads I've ever read.......not only that the people disagree on whether Colette is a good or bad session provider, but the 2 extremes are here!!

I mean people say this is the most amazing session, and they booked like 5 - 6 times, and others are strongly disagreeing...

Can someone please make this more clear to anyone who hasn't had a session with Colette before and is confused about having one?

lol, yes very confusing ... i feel the same way for someone who hasn't seen collette but would like too. i have session visions of the size freak collette at her absolute biggest and hardest catering to your every fantasy for the hour, but the reality is probably is a somewhat smaller and softer collette and someone jaded by the bodybuilding/session lifestyle.  Even so, I think I'll take the plunge and decide for myself.

jd

[bozknows]

I have had 2 sessions with Colette and it has been a few years since she was in my town.  But, when I saw her, she was huge and a very nice person.  She talked a lot and was not a clock watcher.  Being that I have seen her a few times, I would see her again. 

[Jonas]

I have had 2 sessions with Colette and it has been a few years since she was in my town.  But, when I saw her, she was huge and a very nice person.  She talked a lot and was not a clock watcher.  Being that I have seen her a few times, I would see her again. 

Strictly muscle worship, muscle worship + extras, or FS?

[Jonas]

Well, Colette is visiting here in 2 weeks.....it has always been something on my list to have a session with her...

But this thread is one of the most confusing threads I've ever read.......not only that the people disagree on whether Colette is a good or bad session provider, but the 2 extremes are here!!

I mean people say this is the most amazing session, and they booked like 5 - 6 times, and others are strongly disagreeing...

Can someone please make this more clear to anyone who hasn't had a session with Colette before and is confused about having one?

I can tell you all, based upon my recent email conversations with her, that you might want to save your money.  I think the guys with the horror stories are most likely the ones that are correct.  She's got a real attitude problem.  She's probably great if she already knows you and is comfortable with you, but seriously she came off as very entitled and bitchy when I was trying to arrange a session with her.  If you don't get many session girls in your area and this might be the only chick you see this year AND it wouldn't be convenient to drive to another area where FBBs are more likely to session, then maybe you might want to see her.  And she'll probably be nice to you from the beginning if you want strict muscle worship with no extras, but she's more expensive than a lot of younger/prettier FBBs.  Once you get up to her highest levels of service, she starts hitting those outrageous Amber Deluca prices.  I'd recommend you avoid her and save your money for another FBB.

[Female Bodybuilding]

Well, Colette is visiting here in 2 weeks.....it has always been something on my list to have a session with her...

But this thread is one of the most confusing threads I've ever read.......not only that the people disagree on whether Colette is a good or bad session provider, but the 2 extremes are here!!

I mean people say this is the most amazing session, and they booked like 5 - 6 times, and others are strongly disagreeing...

Can someone please make this more clear to anyone who hasn't had a session with Colette before and is confused about having one?

I can tell you all, based upon my recent email conversations with her, that you might want to save your money.  I think the guys with the horror stories are most likely the ones that are correct.  She's got a real attitude problem.  She's probably great if she already knows you and is comfortable with you, but seriously she came off as very entitled and bitchy when I was trying to arrange a session with her.  If you don't get many session girls in your area and this might be the only chick you see this year AND it wouldn't be convenient to drive to another area where FBBs are more likely to session, then maybe you might want to see her.  And she'll probably be nice to you from the beginning if you want strict muscle worship with no extras, but she's more expensive than a lot of younger/prettier FBBs.  Once you get up to her highest levels of service, she starts hitting those outrageous Amber Deluca prices.  I'd recommend you avoid her and save your money for another FBB.

You're right Colette just wants the money in your pocket!