Goddess Lauren

[mra78]

Saw her a little under a month ago--she earns every superlative, though somehow even those don't seem adequate. Maybe the best thing that can be said about her is that there are never any issues. None. Top of the pyramid.

[mra78]

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[e_honda]

Would anyone who has recently session with her please message me? I'm considering scheduling a session and would an idea of what to expect. Thanks!

There are 14 pages in this thread, with many reviews, including mine, all positive. Reread them. What would a private message add to that?

It seems people want a thousand assurance/guarantees. And if they got a thousand, they'd ask for another 500.

[Bulklover]

Would anyone who has recently session with her please message me? I'm considering scheduling a session and would an idea of what to expect. Thanks!

There are 14 pages in this thread, with many reviews, including mine, all positive. Reread them. What would a private message add to that?

It seems people want a thousand assurance/guarantees. And if they got a thousand, they'd ask for another 500.

"I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today." -Wimpy

(how to say you're old without actually saying it. Heehee!)

[russianfbbfan]

Met her recently...very positive vibes, offseason but very muscular and feminine at the same time, great communication.
Can't wait to see her again.

[ffblvr]

Elite.

[billylong224]

Howdy Fellas,

While overdue, I caught GL was visiting SoCal....today/tomorrow!  My heart both fluttered with excitement and disappointment - did I blow it and miss my golden opportunity to session w/ this total peach??

NO!  GL is so good at what she does, I somehow went from near despair to booked session in < 1h.  This alone speaks to her professionalism and dedication to her craft. 
I literally can not wait until tomorrow. 

Billy

[Bulklover]

Well boys, tomorrow's the big day.  Since 2012, I've only done four sessions: Susan Kay, Jana, Lora, and Nikki.  Does that qualify as semi-retired? But I think this one will actually be my last one, and I think, a good way to go out.  Contact with Goddess Lauren have been on-point.  Easy set up.  AND most importantly, she's close by. I don't have to drive to fucking Los Angeles, which is one of the factors that led to my scaling back.  LA . . . what a clusterfuck!

Post-session, I will send up a review as soon as I can . . . this is the most anticipation I've felt in many, many years.  See you on the flip side!

[Bulklover]

Okay, grab ahold of something because I'm about to go full fanboy.

There are not a sufficient number of exclamatory adjectives to describe Lauren. Every positive attribute you've read on this thread is just about the very least you could say about her.  I've been sessioning for the better part of thirty-two years, and she is one of my ATGs.  I told her that if I was forty years younger, she'd be in serious trouble!  LOL!  Turns out THIS bitter, old bastard is the one in trouble.

The session was massage, and of course YMMV, but not with her glowing, sweet, kind personality, and as great as her physique is, her disposition tops even that.  As generous with her gifts as she is with her time, Lauren is just the sort of woman who could pull me back out of "retirement" permanently.

She is a gem of rare worth. Treat her right, ya bloody idjits!!   

[boyofwinter]

Very beautiful girl, with a great lush physique. Not exactly my type but it's impossible to have a bad time with her unless you start out pretty determined.

[Bulklover]

Very beautiful girl, with a great lush physique. Not exactly my type but it's impossible to have a bad time with her unless you start out pretty determined.

BOW, refresh my memory cuz I'm too lazy to plow through old reviews?  What's your type?  Normally, mine is either massive like Julia Foery or ripped and aggressive like Gabby Hames, Debra D, or Kris Clarke.  Lauren is neither one of those, at least not right now although I've seen her '21 Chicago Pro video and she's shredded; right now, she's lush off-season but just a phenomenally beautiful, vibrant, young woman. Combine that sweet personality and the French accent?  In the words of Cosmo Kramer, "Oh, momma!!"

"Tish, when you speak French, you drive me wild!" -Gomez Addams

[crazycrazy]

Very beautiful girl, with a great lush physique. Not exactly my type but it's impossible to have a bad time with her unless you start out pretty determined.

I can't fathom the level of determination you would have to reach to decide to have a bad time with Lauren. She is beautiful, she has built a great physique, and her personal approach would disarm the most negative client imaginable.

[boyofwinter]

Very beautiful girl, with a great lush physique. Not exactly my type but it's impossible to have a bad time with her unless you start out pretty determined.

BOW, refresh my memory cuz I'm too lazy to plow through old reviews?  What's your type?  Normally, mine is either massive like Julia Foery or ripped and aggressive like Gabby Hames, Debra D, or Kris Clarke.

Not my type of session, physically I like her just fine as I said, though of course the bigger (w/femininity) the better. What can I say, I'm just not the cuddly type–or at least I prefer having it beaten into me first.

[Bulklover]

Very beautiful girl, with a great lush physique. Not exactly my type but it's impossible to have a bad time with her unless you start out pretty determined.

BOW, refresh my memory cuz I'm too lazy to plow through old reviews?  What's your type?  Normally, mine is either massive like Julia Foery or ripped and aggressive like Gabby Hames, Debra D, or Kris Clarke.

Not my type of session, physically I like her just fine as I said, though of course the bigger (w/femininity) the better. What can I say, I'm just not the cuddly type–or at least I prefer having it beaten into me first.

LMAO @ having the cuddle beaten into me!!  Feelin' you!  Gabby Hames for President!

[chris007]

Hi all,

I met Goddess Lauren in London yesterday and it was one of the best experiences ever.  I have never sessioned before and being in my early 50s, if I didn't do something now I never would.  For me, all I wanted from the session was to actually see a muscular woman in real life as opposed to the TV or net.

Communication was super easy and professional.  The session was 10.00 am and when GL opened the door my jaw hit the floor.  GL is truly beautiful, her photos don't do her justice.  LG was wearing a sports bra and shorts, an outfit I had requested, and her huge muscles were incredible.  For someone who has never seen or let alone touch those amazing muscles is something that I would never forget.  That first touch, feel and squeeze of GL's magnificent body is something that I will never forget.

GL made me feel super comfortable, being new to this, very friendly and was happy to answer all my questions I've always wanted to ask a female bodybuilder.

I couldn't recommend GL any higher.  I'm hooked now.  Should GL return to London in the future I will 100% want to see her again.

[Bulklover]

Hi all,

I met Goddess Lauren in London yesterday and it was one of the best experiences ever.  I have never sessioned before and being in my early 50s, if I didn't do something now I never would.  For me, all I wanted from the session was to actually see a muscular woman in real life as opposed to the TV or net.

Communication was super easy and professional.  The session was 10.00 am and when GL opened the door my jaw hit the floor.  GL is truly beautiful, her photos don't do her justice.  LG was wearing a sports bra and shorts, an outfit I had requested, and her huge muscles were incredible.  For someone who has never seen or let alone touch those amazing muscles is something that I would never forget.  That first touch, feel and squeeze of GL's magnificent body is something that I will never forget.

GL made me feel super comfortable, being new to this, very friendly and was happy to answer all my questions I've always wanted to ask a female bodybuilder.

I couldn't recommend GL any higher.  I'm hooked now.  Should GL return to London in the future I will 100% want to see her again.

That FIRST experience touching a physique like that is one that will stay with you for a lifetime, so I totally understand the feeling. Nothing like it.  I still think back to my very first session thirty-two years ago and kept telling myself at the time "be in the moment." I was and it's still with me.  "Wheeeeee!!"