A Suburban Shrinking (Story)

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A SUBURBAN SHRINKING (GT)

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"Please leave your message after the beep" BEEP! "Hi, Dallas, this is your father. I'm taking your brother's to Six Flags today. I know you're coming by for the weekend but I've promised I would take them. Uh we won't be back till around ten but just so you know. Looking forward to seeing you again. Love you. Bye." Jon then hung up the phone. "Wait, can I talk to him!" Philip, the youngest son screamed grabbing at the phone. "No, it was his voice mail." "oh!" Philip whined as he stuffed more of his peanut butter and jelly sandwich into his mouth. He really missed his oldest brother. "okay Mark! Steven! Let's go!" Jon hollered upstairs. A few seconds later the two teens stomped down the stairs pushing and shoving each other on the way down. Mark was slightly older than Stephen by two years. "Guys, cut that out." Jon said unenthusiastically to the two boys as he patted himself down trying to look for his car keys. He spotted them on the kitchen counter. "Get in the car guys!" The whole family then exited their suburban home and got into their Ford Escape. Jon then began trying to turn the key in the ignition but it wouldn't budge. "What is with this?" He was a pretty strong guy and so he began to use his strength to turn the ignition. The key suddenly slid into position but then rotated much further than it should have. CRACK! "Oh damn, what is wrong with this?" "Shit! What did you do?" Mark said from the passenger seat. "Watch your mouth!" Jon snapped but still concentrating on the ignition. He was able to pull the key out and try again. This time the engine started perfectly. "See, it works fine" Jon said. He pulled out on the street and began driving down the road. However the car was groaning and burping far more than it ever had before. Jon was puzzled but got distracted by Stephen and Philip in the back seats hitting each other. "Guys! Guys! Cut that out!" Philip said, "But Stephen took my money and won't give it back!" Stephen said, "Well, if it's yours why don't you come and get?" Stephen began hoisting the 100 dollar bill around and Philip began grabbing at it with his grubby hands. Jon stared into his rear view mirror. "Stephen! Give the 100 dollar bill back!" Steven then held the 100 dollar bill outside the window teasing Philip that he would drop it. Philip began punching Stephen's arm. "Philip! Stop hitting him! Guys! Would you stop" CRASH! The car had slammed into the back of a BMW that was parked along the curb on the street. The airbags deployed, everything went into the air and there was fierce sound of crinkling metal. However, something peculiar happened the second the car released its airbags; the entire vehicle and everyone who was inside it suddenly shrunk. After only a few seconds there was silence and Jon said, "Is everyone okay?" With wide eyes and pale faces his three sons all nodded their heads. The damage taken by the car did not appear to be severe at all however, as he looked through the cracked windshield there appeared to be a massive amount of debris; literally, massive The owner of the BMW was named Sean, a handsome 25 year old business man. He walked outside his house only to find that his luxury vehicle had just been in a collision with another car that had apparently left the scene. "Mother Fucker!" The young business man screamed. He had just gotten home and so was still in his business attire. He immediately dialed 911 to report the crash incident and made his way to his damaged vehicle. Jon opened his car door and stepped out to realize that the pavement was incredibly rocky and uneven; not like a road at all but like a rocky break. Then horror struck him; he looked around and new in that instant that he had shrunk. There were pieces of glass scattered about as thick as the car and some pieces were the size of small houses! He looked up and could see the giant license plate of a BMW hundreds of feet above him. The back of the car stretched up even further though he noticed it sustained heavy damage. Suddenly he turned around and coming from beyond the cliff-like curb of the street a suit-clad giant loomed over the accident scene casting a massive shadow over everything. His body was immense, thick, and powerful. Jon upon seeing the young giant ran to the car and locked the doors just for good measure. Mark looked outside the passenger's window up at the hulking form of the business man but couldn't see his face. "Oh my god," he said, "We shrank! Did we really shrink! How small are we?" "I don't know," said Jon trying to stay in control of the situation, "really small." "Everything is huge!" Philip said. Then he stared up at the giant man and at his polished dress shoes that were impossibly large and quickly approaching. "That man is gigantic and he's coming our way!" "We need to get out of here!" Jon said. He then revved up the engine and began driving as fast as the miniscule car could go. He had to maneuver boulder size pebbles and vehicle sized crumbs of glass. Then the business man suddenly stepped on the street Sean stepped over the curve and onto the street in order to closely inspect the damage. His size 13 dress shoes crunched on top of the shattered glass Jon was driving incredibly fast across the rough terrain avoiding gigantic pebbles and glass like they were large cars or houses. "Dad," Mike screamed, "Look out!" Suddenly the business man's monstrous dress shoe crashed down in front of them. The tiny family's ears were suddenly filled with death curdling sounds of crushing glass under the giant's immense weight. The only thing that was in front of them was a black rubber and leather wall that extended for hundreds of feet in both directions! There wasn't enough time to change course and the wall got closer and closer! "We're gonna CRASH!" Suddenly, like a miracle the giant shifted his shoe forward at the last second! Instead of crashing into the giants shoe, the arch of the dress shoe was now in front of them and the tiny little vehicle sped through its gaping entrance. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief but held their breath again as the car drove as fast as it could to get out of this tunnel. The car was so small that driving in this space felt like driving in a long gigantic warehouse with a high ceiling and wall. In reality the height of this gap would have been less than an inch! "That was close!" Stephen said. "We aren't out of the woods yet son. We're now under this guy's shoe!" Jon said maintaining the utmost concentration at what lied ahead of him. As they drove under the shoe the ground suddenly became smooth and not bumpy at all. "Why did the street suddenly turn green?" Stephen said nervously Sean stared at the damage to his car and became even more frustrated. He looked at the shattered glass around him and then he noticed something. He looked at his shoes and noticed that his left foot was stepping on a 100 hundred dollar bill. Well, at least he was going to get something good out of this. He lifted his foot off the bill Suddenly the tunnel that Jon was driving down vanished and light flooded the area. Everyone saw the worn sole of the dress shoe lift up high in the air. Its surface area was immense. "Dad, look!" Philip said. He noticed now with the light that they had just drove over a massive zero. "I think were driving on a 100 dollar bill! My 100 dollar bill!" Jon leaned forward on the steering wheel to see straight up through the windshield. Everyone stared straight up. They saw the full low POV of the Business man with his lean body and clean cut good looks. They saw his handsome face thousands of feet above them looking down on them. Or rather, looking down on the bill. "Oh my God!" Mike said, "It's Sean. I know him!" The car was suddenly losing momentum for no apparent reason; it was as if it was going through something sticky. And before Jon could clear his mind from the sight the massive giant above, the car got stuck in a huge glob of peanut butter. A glob that was barely significant on the grimy 100 dollar bill. "Oh no!" Philip said. "Now, no one panic." Jon tried backing out but the car was stuck. "If you hadn't been eating peanut butter, Philip, we wouldn't be stuck right now!" Stephen complained. "If you hadn't taken it away from me I wouldn't have gotten peanut butter on it!" Jon chimed in, "Guys please! This is no time for arguing!" --- Suddenly a shadow loomed over them. And a split second later a gigantic thumb planted itself over Ben Franklin's face. --- The family screamed as the bill was hoisted into the air. It was turned on its side yet the Peanut Butter did not lose its grasp on the tiny car. Sean held the bill at waist level while he grabbed his wallet out from his back pocket. Then the giant's hand opening the money filled wallet appeared bellow the family and they feared its immense size. The family screamed as the opening came closer and closer. The giant then stuffed the bill completely into his wallet and the vehicle was plunged into darkness. The edge of the bill banged into the bottom of the wallet causing the vehicle to suddenly dislodge from its Peanut Butter glue and flip and tumble down the side of the bill to the bottom of the wallet Sean stuffed the 100 dollar bill into his wallet and then stuffed the wallet into his back pants pocket against his ass. He then waited by his car till the cops arrived. "Mike, Stephen, Philip. Are you guys all okay!?" Jon said rubbing his forehead in slight discomfort. "Yes." They all said. Jon turned off the car but turned on the headlights which illuminated only a small portion of the area. --- The car was in between a 100 dollar bill and white, cardboard like paper that stretched up into darkness and in front of the car was what appeared to be a massive copper disk set on its side squeezed between the bill and the paper. --- The headlights shined at the point where the copper coin met the base of the wallet yet the coin actually curved around above the vehicle. They were looking at the side of a penny. "Where are we?" Philip asked quietly. "I think we're inside Sean's wallet." Jon said. "Great" Mike said sarcastically, "In his wallet that he probably stuffed right in his ass pocket! Why the fuck does this shit happen to me!?" He started to exit the car. "Mike," Jon said, "Don't get out of the car. It's too dangerous! The only reason we aren't crushed right now is because that coin," pointing to the huge metal penny in front and above them, --- "is thicker than the width of the car! --- It's leaving just enough room!" "oh great! So now I know in my leisure time we can drive around the edge of a penny!" Mike didn't heed the warning and stepped out in front of the car's headlights. He looked around and banged his head and fist on the white cardboard stiff material on the right of the car. "Fuck! Sean! Can't you hear us! Help US!" He screamed. Philip and Stephen remained quite in the car. Suddenly the whole wallet began to sway and shake as the giant's ass began to move as Sean walked. "Mike get in the car before things get worse!" Jon urged. However, mike didn't listen and didn't move. Sean began walking over to the police car that had pulled up to his address. He was slightly happy that he recognized one of the two officers that pulled up out of the car. "Hey, well look who it is!" Sean said. "How have you been Mark?" Mark had played football with Sean throughout high school and was about 26 years old. He was a tall man and had a strong body which anyone could deduce by looking at him in his police uniform. Sean hadn't seen him since high school. Mark went to police academy and Sean went to college to study business. "Well, not bad Sean. How about you?" Mark said. He then looked at the accident. "I guess you've seen better days?" "Yea" he said. Sean then followed procedure with Officer Mark and his partner, Tom. The officers assured Sean that they would find out who had caused the accident. "It's been great seeing you again Mark." "Same here man." Both men shook each other's large hands firmly. "Oh wait," Sean remembered, "let me give you my card. So we can keep in touch" He reached around to his back pocket to grab his wallet Inside of Sean's wallet Jon said, "Please Mike! Get back in the car! We'll find a way out of this." Jon couldn't help but think that his son was overreacting to this situation. "Why should I listen to you! It's your fault that we shrunk and your fault why we ended up in Sean's wallet! Stuck to his ass! Like bugs!" Suddenly the entire wallet began to shake wildly. The pressure that was squeezing the enormous penny let up and it began to roll away from the tiny car to the far end of the wallet. Light flooded the wallet and the entire family was able to see Sean's face looking into it. --- His thick, long fingers began flipping through the bills. --- "Mike!" Jon screamed. "get in the car now!" Mike began to realize how foolish he was and began to head back to the car. However, the wallet shook aggressively and mike found it difficult to keep his balance and kept falling over Suddenly there was an incredibly loud "AAACHO!" Sean had suddenly sneezed in the direction of his wallet and the resulting burst of wind swept aggressively through it. The car was blown backwards and mike was swept up. He swirled in the air and landed on the white cardboard like wall within the wallet. --- He was covered in an insignificant amount of Sean's mucus but it was enough for him to get stuck! The vehicle was blown back quite a way and the windshield was covered in giant globs of mucus. --- However, Jon was able to make out Mike's tiny form clinging to the white wall. "Mike!" he screamed but it was too late. --- Sean's massive thumb returned again and Mike screamed as he was launched into blinding light. --- He was now lying flat as he saw Sean with a smiling face holding the paper which he was on. --- Mike looked over and saw another gigantic man even larger than Sean reach out his massive hand to grab the paper! This man's thumb landed only fractions of an inch away from where Mike was stuck. Then the man turned the paper towards his chest. Mike saw the broad chest of the uniformed police officer get closer and closer. --- The card was getting closer and closer to the cops badge and name tag that Mike noticed read: Officer Mark Martinelli which was pinned on the dark blue uniform. --- However the cops other massive hand appeared and lifted his shirt pocket's button flap and slipped the business card and Mike into the massive pocket on his chest. --- The officer then snapped it shut. Mark placed the business card in his uniforms chest pocket as Sean wiped his nose. "Bless you." Mark said with a light chuckle. "Well, Sean. Again, nice seeing you. And we'll take care of this for you." "Thank you for your help." Sean said. Sean put his wallet back in his front pants pocket this time and headed back inside his house just as the tow truck arrived to take his car to be repaired. The two officers, Officer Mark and Officer Tom, returned to their patrol car. "Oh no! This can't be happening! Where did Matt go! How can we get him back?" Stephen said panicking. Philip was equally disturbed that their brother was whisked away by a giant who had no idea he even existed. Jon was strong but equally distressed. "I know this tough guys but I know Mike will be strong and we will find your brother. Somehow, we will find him. But the only way that we can do that is if we somehow find a way out of this wallet and get someone's help." The space in the wallet was not as cramped as it had been but it was shaking quite a lot. Jon began squeezing the car between the valley of giant bills as the wallet swayed in the Sean's pants. He knew that if they were going to ever get out of here they needed to attach the car to something that Sean would take out. The space they were driving down got less cramped and through the bright light of the headlights saw that this was caused by a massive object wedged between the bills. "What is that?" Stephen wondered looking at. The car reached it and began driving along its side. It was some kind of wrapping made of flexible plastic. Jon grabbed a flash light from the dash board, stuck his head out the window, and shined the light high in the air. --- Jon suddenly noticed what appeared to be the profile of a Trojan's helmet and face. He also saw in gigantic bold print the letters "XL" and the rest was in darkness. --- "Dad what is it?" Stephen asked.   --- "I think it's a condom package." "No freaking way! Are you serious? Look at the size of the packaging! That's one massive dick" --- "Stephen! But it's going to be our way out of here. We can't attach ourselves and the SUV to the bills, but we can find a way inside this package. All we have to do a tear a whole in the package and drive the car into it. When he lifts the condom out of his wallet then we will make our escape." "Dad! Are you insane? What if we don't get out of there? What if something goes wrong" "We have to do it. We can starve to death in this wallet and never grow back. We can get crushed to death in here! It's the only way. Now, I have some sharp tools to start cutting a large enough tear in the package. Come on let's get to work. Do it for your brother." All three of them grabbed some tools from the back of the SUV and began stabbing at the thick plastic wrapping Mike on the other hand was at the base of the Officer Mark's chest pocket. He heard two men's voices talking to each other but whenever Mark spoke his low masculine voice echoed deep into Mike's tiny body. Mike could feel the warmth radiating from the giant cops muscled chest and was both frightened and relaxed by it. He then started banging as hard as he could on the Mark's pec but Mark didn't feel anything and just continued to drive the patrol car without any knowledge or care of the tiny man in his uniform's pocket. Mike soon gave up trying to get the giant's attention and sat helpless in the semi-dark pocket. The only thing that appeared to be in the pocket was the gigantic business card. He started to walk along the bottom of the pocket to its corner. That is where he spotted a minuscule hole at the very corner of the pocket. It was so small that even he couldn't squeeze through it but it was large enough to fit his hand. He slowly entered his hand into the tiny hole and suddenly felt a very warm and firm body. His little hand was touching the Officer Marks pectoral muscle; apparently he didn't wear an undershirt under his uniform or a bullet proof vest. He left his hand there for a while lost in its warmth and feeling the large muscle underneath the skin flex and stretch. The giant cop could never feel a thing Mike pulled his hand away. He instantly felt the need to get out of the pocket; it was the only way he could get some help. He began pushing and pulling at the tiny whole with all his strength till it was large enough for him to pass through. He looked around the pocket again for something, and then he found it. He spotted a tangled mess of string that was as thick as a rope and began to untangle it. It was undoubtedly a very thin fiber that was a part of the Officer's uniform and in fact one end was still firmly laced into the pocket. The "rope" turned out to be incredibly long and he wrapped it neatly in a large bundle. He then fed the string through the hole. Through the dim light he saw only a tiny part of Officer's chest through the hole in the pocket. It was smooth and appeared to be only slightly tanned. Finally the entire string, which was a well over 200 feet long to Mike, was completely through the hole. He gave the rope a final tug to make sure it was secure and squeezed himself out of the pocket while grabbing onto the rope with all his might. His back instantly fell against the giant's warm and muscular chest. Because Officer Mark had such a manly physique his pecs were well defined and had a very nice curve to them. Mike began repelling down the top of the right pec. It was so incredibly hot and sweaty inside the police uniform. --- After at least 5 minutes of repelling Mike finally reached Officer Mike's gigantic nipple. Mike never got the sense of how small he was till he reached the giant cop's nipple. As Mike went over it he realized that the perfect bulb in the center was more than 3x his height! --- Mike placed his feet on top of the bulging part of the nipple and it held his weight fine. Unfortunately, Officer Mark's chest was getting sweaty and Mike accidentally lost his grip and slipped. Though he managed to grab onto the rope he was now dangling just below the massive muscular pec which meant that he no longer could reach Mark's body. The rope was swinging erratically as it hung off Officer Mark's Pec inside his uniform. Mike grabbed on for dear life! Suddenly the patrol car could be heard turning off. Suddenly the string swung even more violently as the giant cop exited the car and began walking. Now Mike was swinging and banging in between the inside of the dark blue uniform shirt and the underside of Mark's pec! He was beginning to become drenched in the giant cop's sweat from beating against the giant's sweaty muscle body yet he held on to the rope tightly! Unfortunately, as it swung around it was actually wrapping around Mike's tiny little body. His hands were getting tired and without warning he lost his grip, however he did not fall! The string had ended up so tightly wrapped around his body from the large swinging motions that he was now hopelessly stuck to the string! The giant cop continued to walk causing the little man to swing helplessly from the officer's chest. Mike had no control dangling from the officer's pec. It was all in the hands of an unaware giant 26 year old cop now. --- The family finally cut a whole within the thick plastic wrapping of the gigantic condom that was large enough for the SUV to fit inside of. --- Without wasting any time they all jumped in the SUV and Jon carefully, but forcefully pushed the SUV through. "yes!" They all said, "It worked!" There was a brief moment of excitement until they realized they were inside of a condom package. Jon continued driving along the bottom with his headlights ablaze in the darkness. The thick edge of the latex condom was twice as thick as the car. Stephen said, "Man the condom is gigantic we are really small!" Jon continued driving within the packet.

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