This is my first story on this site, comments are welcome!
- 01 Exercise in a Pill
Description: (From the container. Note: Spelling, grammar and punctuation errors seems to be a running theme with this company. At the same time the advertised claims seem to be on the level.
Possible translation errors into English language or a clever marketing campaign idea. Need more research. - Operative #284 )
"New from the the Mr..Fit line of Supplements a grame pill that make hours of work into minutes. YOu be super and bend all.~ Now be the best that ever was. Women need apply!"
Pill is "Grame Flavr" or grape flavored (Note: Definitely grape. -Tester # F-003745) in the shape of an arm flexing. After pill has been ingested muscle formation
is not observed until further basic calisthenics. Female subject will increase muscle mass with basic calisthenics program consisting of pushups, air squats, pull-ups
and other exercises with limited to no weight equipment. Strength testing yields subject increasing initial strength from an average female to a seasoned athlete (Note:
Holy moley we were only testing if she could bench possibly 135lb/61.235kg not beat the office record of 405lb/183.705kg and she kept going. I think we may need to move testing to Station Delta
they have the Grav Weights, especially if we up the test dosage. -Scientist #5893 ) No other noticeable effects were noticed in subjects save for the growth in genital regions as
users that increased muscle mass also due to the pill's effects also increased testosterone production. Yielding a synergistic trend between sexual urges, aggressive/seductive behavior, exercise to increase effects,
and muscle mass growth. Effects tend to last within a 12 to 24 hour period, afterwards users will feel a need to be satiated in food rich in protein and carbs. Once full will sleep usually for
several hours. Afterwards subjects' mood will generally be pleasant but due to increases in testosterone will develop a more aggressive/competitive streak in personality.
Testing for males is suspended at this time due to effects mainly increasing genital size, damage resistance, and sexual effectiveness. Recommend male usage only in advanced testing of pills for female sexual urges (Note: Also make sure everyone signs the damn wavers. 'Else we're gonna need a better cover story. - Head Advisor) Cover story for subjects in study is "testing a new vitamin for space force in muscle regeneration after long space flights". After subjects have been tested and no health concerns have been noted, Head Advisor for Station 4-A has suggested that subjects be released with limited
observation as needed, as current results have yielded no danger to subjects or any non subject at this time.
The supplements were first found at {ERROR} a national supplement store chain that supplies a variety of products in use in the body building industry since {ERROR}. The supplier
for this particular store in {ERROR}, a town in Iowa, was a recent change from the usual corporate supplier and was unable to be located at this time. Employees at the location only
noticed that the delivery personnel for this supplier were always female and of at least off season bodybuilder build. As one employee noted during a casual conversation with one of the delivers, "She said
they had great benefits, a world class training facility, but an NDA that made the Bible look like a pamphlet.". Locating any of the "Mr..Fit" factories has been difficult due to the
shell companies that are printed on each bottle, with each coming from various locations and range from an abandoned strip mall, gas station, {ERROR} shopping mall, a computer repair shop, and many more.
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