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Title: Worse session ever
Post by: marfam on August 18, 2022, 07:36:47 pm
I want to share the session I had today.
I'm 56 y\o and I would say I have more than 30 years of sessions , I would estimate around the 100 sessions.
I had my fair share of bad sessions but today was the worse.
I'm hesitant to mention her name for the slight chance it is a mistake on her side and it is her livelihood but let's hear your opinion if to share her name or not.
I usually look for a sensual session with fbb if possible and always ask for full service. Some agree and some obviously not.
Anyhow I had a session with this lady a few years ago and then it was clear that I will only get a HJ.
It was an ok session , not something special.
When I learned that she comes to my country I asked if she is doing a full service and she replied they yes and named the price that is fair for this type of session.
I arrived at her hotel. On the bright side she is very muscular and sexy. I always pay at the beginning as I like to take care of business first and then it is all pleasure.
It began nicely but in a few minutes she started to give me HJ and kept at it and when I tried to stop her she used her strength to keep going.
Again , in her favor , she is strong. I my favor was that I'm not weak and in my age it is easier for me to control myself.
eventually I told her that this is not what we agreed and she asked me if I brought protection. I had sessions when the lady told me to bring the protection with me ( mostly in the US I think because if the police find a woman with protection she might get into trouble) . In any case as I didn't have the protection it was more or less all over and she said that it was my duty to bring it as when you go to the beach it is your responsibility to bring the sun lotion. For my it is the first.
Now came the worse part , when I was ready to leave she asked for the money , and when I kept saying that I paid when I came in she said I'm wrong. At the end she just told me to leave.
I don't know if it was a trick to make sure I don't ask for my money back (didn't attend to ) or if she has the memory of a gold fish.
It was a nightmare , not only It was the worse session she also make me feel like a thief.
It is interesting to learn if such behavior is common .
Thank you for letting me share this
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: FBBMW on August 19, 2022, 03:44:45 am
Few who I have met requested the money in advance.  They usually leave it on the table.   
If the SG gave up quickly about the $, then she probably remembered it. 
 
The aggressive HJ may have meant she didn't want to do more.   
 
If you have agreed on FS or if you want to be ready just in case, you should always have condoms.         
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: FemFlexUSA on August 19, 2022, 07:33:15 am
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I want to share the session I had today.
I'm 56 y\o and I would say I have more than 30 years of sessions , I would estimate around the 100 sessions.
I had my fair share of bad sessions but today was the worse.
I'm hesitant to mention her name for the slight chance it is a mistake on her side and it is her livelihood but let's hear your opinion if to share her name or not.
I usually look for a sensual session with fbb if possible and always ask for full service. Some agree and some obviously not.
Anyhow I had a session with this lady a few years ago and then it was clear that I will only get a HJ.
It was an ok session , not something special.
When I learned that she comes to my country I asked if she is doing a full service and she replied they yes and named the price that is fair for this type of session.
I arrived at her hotel. On the bright side she is very muscular and sexy. I always pay at the beginning as I like to take care of business first and then it is all pleasure.
It began nicely but in a few minutes she started to give me HJ and kept at it and when I tried to stop her she used her strength to keep going.
Again , in her favor , she is strong. I my favor was that I'm not weak and in my age it is easier for me to control myself.
eventually I told her that this is not what we agreed and she asked me if I brought protection. I had sessions when the lady told me to bring the protection with me ( mostly in the US I think because if the police find a woman with protection she might get into trouble) . In any case as I didn't have the protection it was more or less all over and she said that it was my duty to bring it as when you go to the beach it is your responsibility to bring the sun lotion. For my it is the first.
Now came the worse part , when I was ready to leave she asked for the money , and when I kept saying that I paid when I came in she said I'm wrong. At the end she just told me to leave.
I don't know if it was a trick to make sure I don't ask for my money back (didn't attend to ) or if she has the memory of a gold fish.
It was a nightmare , not only It was the worse session she also make me feel like a thief.
It is interesting to learn if such behavior is common .
Thank you for letting me share this

Maybe there is some language barrier (barrier language??) here, but if I read you correctly, it seems you are saying you wanted FS but did not bring the necessary supplies and were then upset that you did not receive FS and were asked to pay twice for the same service.

Assuming all the details you shared are true and accurate:

Your failure to be properly prepared is entirely your fault.

Her failure to remember you paid upon arrival is entirely her fault.

Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: jullyeg on August 19, 2022, 08:19:48 am
The professional provider is supposed to bring everything necessary to the services she is committed to offer.
No "fault" by FemflexUSA, IMHO...
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: HarryFlimFlam on August 19, 2022, 08:43:00 am
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The professional provider is supposed to bring everything necessary to the services she is committed to offer.
No "fault" by FemflexUSA, IMHO...

😂😂
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: marfam on August 19, 2022, 12:16:35 pm
Ok
I guess you  learn all your life.
Thank you guys.
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: lifted on August 23, 2022, 01:18:42 am
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I want to share the session I had today.
I'm 56 y\o and I would say I have more than 30 years of sessions , I would estimate around the 100 sessions.
I had my fair share of bad sessions but today was the worse.
I'm hesitant to mention her name for the slight chance it is a mistake on her side and it is her livelihood but let's hear your opinion if to share her name or not.
I usually look for a sensual session with fbb if possible and always ask for full service. Some agree and some obviously not.
Anyhow I had a session with this lady a few years ago and then it was clear that I will only get a HJ.
It was an ok session , not something special.
When I learned that she comes to my country I asked if she is doing a full service and she replied they yes and named the price that is fair for this type of session.
I arrived at her hotel. On the bright side she is very muscular and sexy. I always pay at the beginning as I like to take care of business first and then it is all pleasure.
It began nicely but in a few minutes she started to give me HJ and kept at it and when I tried to stop her she used her strength to keep going.
Again , in her favor , she is strong. I my favor was that I'm not weak and in my age it is easier for me to control myself.
eventually I told her that this is not what we agreed and she asked me if I brought protection. I had sessions when the lady told me to bring the protection with me ( mostly in the US I think because if the police find a woman with protection she might get into trouble) . In any case as I didn't have the protection it was more or less all over and she said that it was my duty to bring it as when you go to the beach it is your responsibility to bring the sun lotion. For my it is the first.
Now came the worse part , when I was ready to leave she asked for the money , and when I kept saying that I paid when I came in she said I'm wrong. At the end she just told me to leave.
I don't know if it was a trick to make sure I don't ask for my money back (didn't attend to ) or if she has the memory of a gold fish.
It was a nightmare , not only It was the worse session she also make me feel like a thief.
It is interesting to learn if such behavior is common .
Thank you for letting me share this

I would like to know the name for future reference? Have had a few bad ones myself
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: MixedFighter99 on September 17, 2022, 11:55:49 am
I never had that happened before but i did have one keep complaining i should sign up for a longer session even though it was an hour long. Never went back to her.
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: Female Bodybuilding on October 21, 2022, 03:15:05 pm
She is Mirage. She did same thing to me. She is tricky, beware guys.
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: Prophaniti on October 21, 2022, 05:40:03 pm
Yea Mirage is bad for that. I've paid her for clips and it takes forever to get them, but I do get them in the end
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: Mindfulness1 on October 21, 2022, 08:40:55 pm
This is in no way related to the sessionette mentioned above - just a short story of my worst session experience so far.
In retrospect - I can admit it to be as much my fault as the girl I met and I am open for some advise for future sessions. :funny:
Well - email correspondence mentioned that a sensual session (my preferred option) would include posing, nude, touching, licking big c... - well the table was quite full of tempting options and I agreed on meeting up with this goddess a couple of months later. She met me all pumped and ripped - in a sexy outfit. She started to pose, posed some more - let me touch her muscles - then after half an hour the top went off and some more posing..me sitting in a chair - her standing in front of me.  And that was it - one hour had passed and the humble client thanked her politely and went out - stunned by her physique - but a bit uncertain of why nothing more happened.

Well - my expectations must have been way beyond what she had in mind when I entered the room. I guess I should have reminded her what we had discussed a couple of months earlier in a more recent mail correspondence. It feels a bit awkward to raise this issue in the actual session - wanting to keep a nice atmosphere in the session room and being respectful of the woman I am seeing. It's an expensive hobby we are having - but I guess my days of "go with the flow" is over and I might be more clear in my communication close to the actual session in the future.
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: Polite Society on October 22, 2022, 01:59:46 am
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This is in no way related to the sessionette mentioned above - just a short story of my worst session experience so far.
In retrospect - I can admit it to be as much my fault as the girl I met and I am open for some advise for future sessions. :funny:
Well - email correspondence mentioned that a sensual session (my preferred option) would include posing, nude, touching, licking big c... - well the table was quite full of tempting options and I agreed on meeting up with this goddess a couple of months later. She met me all pumped and ripped - in a sexy outfit. She started to pose, posed some more - let me touch her muscles - then after half an hour the top went off and some more posing..me sitting in a chair - her standing in front of me.  And that was it - one hour had passed and the humble client thanked her politely and went out - stunned by her physique - but a bit uncertain of why nothing more happened.

Well - my expectations must have been way beyond what she had in mind when I entered the room. I guess I should have reminded her what we had discussed a couple of months earlier in a more recent mail correspondence. It feels a bit awkward to raise this issue in the actual session - wanting to keep a nice atmosphere in the session room and being respectful of the woman I am seeing. It's an expensive hobby we are having - but I guess my days of "go with the flow" is over and I might be more clear in my communication close to the actual session in the future.

 About 90 per cent on you staying silent but you know that.
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: MLB93 on October 30, 2022, 02:55:36 am
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She is Mirage. She did same thing to me. She is tricky, beware guys.

Man, things must have changed since I sessioned with her in 2016. One of my favorite session experiences. Got more than I expected for a $180 session. Sorry to hear that, man.
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: squeezemebaby on October 30, 2022, 08:40:48 am
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Man, things must have changed since I sessioned with her in 2016. One of my favorite session experiences. Got more than I expected for a $180 session. Sorry to hear that, man.
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She is Mirage. She did same thing to me. She is tricky, beware guys.

Don't worry. Nothing changed: Mirage is always amazing.

-Squeezemebaby
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: e_honda on October 30, 2022, 10:57:08 am
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Man, things must have changed since I sessioned with her in 2016. One of my favorite session experiences. Got more than I expected for a $180 session. Sorry to hear that, man.
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She is Mirage. She did same thing to me. She is tricky, beware guys.

I don't think anything's changed. These are 2 different things.

Her in person session experience seems to be first rate, as just about everyone who's met her can attest to. It appears she's not as good about delivering on custom vids or webcams, which is the thing people complained about.
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: Seppe3333 on November 09, 2022, 07:14:15 pm
Lauren Powers and Sunfire.  Boy Im old
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: Bulklover on November 15, 2022, 05:17:00 pm
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Lauren Powers and Sunfire.  Boy Im old

LMAO!  Right there with you!  Wait!!! . . . Sunfire . . . ummm . . . Blond? Victorville area? Weird scarring on the inside of her forearms like she tried to pick up that barrel full of hot coals from the TV show Kung Fu?? 
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: Seppe3333 on November 15, 2022, 08:15:11 pm
not sure where Sunfire was from as she was touring.  she wasn't in the scene that long but there are some old videos out there of her.  She was hot but not a good session
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: Warhawk Overdrive on November 15, 2022, 11:03:25 pm
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not sure where Sunfire was from as she was touring.  she wasn't in the scene that long but there are some old videos out there of her.  She was hot but not a good session

I thought she was from Vegas  ???
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: glenron on November 16, 2022, 06:19:26 am
Count me as an Old timer as well. I definitely remember Lauren and Sunfire. I really wanted to session with Sunfire I too thought she was hot. We had one basically set up we just couldn't make our schedules work out to meet. I was bummed but I guess I didn't miss out on much. Sorry you had to suffer through a bad session with her
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: Bulklover on November 16, 2022, 05:59:15 pm
My "Sunfire" was a different girl.  But as I recall, what a GREAT several sessions, but also very weird.  She lived up in the Victorville, CA area which for those who reside elsewhere is a semi-rural, meth/poverty infested area east of L.A. in the high desert off state road 138 (for those who know the area).  SHE, however, was great looking.  More than a 90s figgie, but not quite a bber.  5' 9" w/long blonde hair, a bright, open face. As I rode up to her place, she bounced out the front door in short dungaree cutoffs and a white button-down long-sleeve shirt with the middle tied in a knot exposing her abs and rolled up sleeves.  Gave me a big hug as I climbed off my bike (the HD was always a good way to intro myself to a bulkette) and welcomed me inside.  I cannot now recall where I discovered her . . . might have been TER, might have been the wb270.  Anyway, she welcomes me in and after some initial pleasantries asks me how I'd like a massage.  Um . . . great!!  Heehee!  After about a 30 min. back and hamstring massage on a prof massage table, she has me roll over.  Oh, she's nekkid!  A PERFECT body with gorgeous, tasteful, not-to-big enhancements.  Lovely biceps and delts, just a dreamboat of a supremely athletic poster-girl for Aryan Supremacy Magazine.  I need to mention, parenthetically, that she had these weird scars on the insides of both forearms that stretched from almost where her wrist attached to her hand up to almost the crook of her elbow.  Remember the TV show "Kung Fu" with David Carradine (for you old timers)?  Remember during the opening credits when he is tasked with hoisting up a giant cauldron of coals with his forearms, forever scarring him?  THAT is what the inside of her forearms looked like.  I never did ask.  Anyway, after I roll over, she climbs aboard and off we go to the races.  I was so turned on that when the moment of glory hit, I thought I was going to blow my frontal lobe out into the Anza-Borrego desert!!

I went back to see her several more times and every time was like that.  HOWEVER, on about the fourth or fifth trip, I made the major tactical blunder of mentioning that in the interim I'd sessioned with Christine Marshall; I do not now recall how it came up in conversation.  Oopsie!  She got sooooo pissed and did such a drastic personality turn that I thought we might actually come to blows.  No amount of apologizing.  No amount of saying how touched I was that she was jealous or that she actually really cared about me sufficed.  So, with my tail between my legs, I booked it out of there like the devil was after me, never to return.  Fortunately, she had no personal information on me, or I am certain she would've gone after my job, my personal life, whatever.  That was about five years before I retired in 2012.  Whew!  Lesson learned.
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: MixedFighter99 on November 17, 2022, 12:03:02 am
I always find it a bit odd when sessioniates get very territorial especially when they are traveling. Do they expect Schomes to just sit around and wait for them? The best though when they take it as a competition therefore raise their game. I had a few like that and it was awesome!
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: BigelowMask on November 17, 2022, 12:17:48 pm
I have had loads of sessions with some big names and each one gets better and better as you know what to look out for and expect in the next one. FYI I except FS.

The worst one was Ironfire. Very very expensive, and I was young and naive and careless with money. I did ask if FS was offered and she did say yes but I failed to ask exactly what kind of FS. Cause in the session the most we did was DATY. Will not go back again and I now make an effort understand what exactlY fS is.

Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: Chainer★ on May 21, 2023, 09:51:12 pm
She is back to play https://saradas.org/index.php?topic=196818.0
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: jullyeg on May 22, 2023, 06:33:55 am
I have a contrasted or paradoxical recall of my unique session with Gunfire.
On the one hand, the facts are: she was not very pleasant, we negotiate a shorter session and lower fees, as she did not want to provide what I expected, although I was very clear in my e.mails... Another fact was she was really beautiful and sexy (athletic but not hugely muscular).
But, on the other hand, I keep a strong memory of that session because, she punished me in a way I did not expect. Her strength was really amazing, and even if I prefer sensual session, we armwrestle and she almost broke my arm.
On of the strongest women (pound per pound) I have met. Much stronger than most fbb. And she knew how to use her power.
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: jullyeg on May 22, 2023, 06:37:13 am
As I already told on this forum, my worst session was probably Colette Guimond.
And it is ironic, because nevertheless, I had several sessions with her (at that period, there were few session providers travelling).

And the biggest disappointment was Lisa Cross
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: charmingcarl on May 23, 2023, 09:52:32 pm
Oh jeez.  What happened with Lisa Cross??  She would be a dream come true for me!
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: HectorTheInspector on May 24, 2023, 08:27:33 am
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My "Sunfire" was a different girl.  But as I recall, what a GREAT several sessions, but also very weird.  She lived up in the Victorville, CA area which for those who reside elsewhere is a semi-rural, meth/poverty infested area east of L.A. in the high desert off state road 138 (for those who know the area).  SHE, however, was great looking.  More than a 90s figgie, but not quite a bber.  5' 9" w/long blonde hair, a bright, open face. As I rode up to her place, she bounced out the front door in short dungaree cutoffs and a white button-down long-sleeve shirt with the middle tied in a knot exposing her abs and rolled up sleeves.  Gave me a big hug as I climbed off my bike (the HD was always a good way to intro myself to a bulkette) and welcomed me inside.  I cannot now recall where I discovered her . . . might have been TER, might have been the wb270.  Anyway, she welcomes me in and after some initial pleasantries asks me how I'd like a massage.  Um . . . great!!  Heehee!  After about a 30 min. back and hamstring massage on a prof massage table, she has me roll over.  Oh, she's nekkid!  A PERFECT body with gorgeous, tasteful, not-to-big enhancements.  Lovely biceps and delts, just a dreamboat of a supremely athletic poster-girl for Aryan Supremacy Magazine.  I need to mention, parenthetically, that she had these weird scars on the insides of both forearms that stretched from almost where her wrist attached to her hand up to almost the crook of her elbow.  Remember the TV show "Kung Fu" with David Carradine (for you old timers)?  Remember during the opening credits when he is tasked with hoisting up a giant cauldron of coals with his forearms, forever scarring him?  THAT is what the inside of her forearms looked like.  I never did ask.  Anyway, after I roll over, she climbs aboard and off we go to the races.  I was so turned on that when the moment of glory hit, I thought I was going to blow my frontal lobe out into the Anza-Borrego desert!!

I went back to see her several more times and every time was like that.  HOWEVER, on about the fourth or fifth trip, I made the major tactical blunder of mentioning that in the interim I'd sessioned with Christine Marshall; I do not now recall how it came up in conversation.  Oopsie!  She got sooooo pissed and did such a drastic personality turn that I thought we might actually come to blows.  No amount of apologizing.  No amount of saying how touched I was that she was jealous or that she actually really cared about me sufficed.  So, with my tail between my legs, I booked it out of there like the devil was after me, never to return.  Fortunately, she had no personal information on me, or I am certain she would've gone after my job, my personal life, whatever.  That was about five years before I retired in 2012.  Whew!  Lesson learned.

LOL, awesome write up!
The Sunfire I was thinking was a tanned Blonde out of Florida years ago. She was listed on the WB270 and did some video work.
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: HectorTheInspector on May 24, 2023, 08:39:25 am
Sarah Brooke - all she did was talk (blah blah blah) and smoke weed. She is very full of herself, waste of time and money.

Iron Angel - Probably the most beautiful woman I have ever met or been in the same room with, for those who don't
                   know her, she was a well known pro bodybuilder and fitness expert. Horrible session and way too expensive.
                   She stopped doing sessions years ago.

Goddess Devastation - Just an overall strange one.
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: crazycrazy on May 24, 2023, 11:52:02 am
My worst session ever was with Amber Black. I've described this session before, but I'll recap , briefly: Crawl under a king-size matress and soak it with a hose. Stay there for one hour. Then give the matress $300. That describes my session with Amber Black.
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: boyofwinter on May 25, 2023, 12:17:43 am
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My worst session ever was with Amber Black. I've described this session before, but I'll recap , briefly: Crawl under a king-size matress and soak it with a hose. Stay there for one hour. Then give the matress $300. That describes my session with Amber Black.
I had a session like that with her as well. The problem is it came after several great ones, if you had asked me earlier for a list of the top 10 ladies I would have put her on it based on them. You never know sometimes.
My worst, she went by Diamond ((NOT to be confused with the very awesome Sugar Diamond), big girl who displayed impressive strength for a few moments but just couldn't be motivated to do more than sit on my chest for maybe 3⁄4 of the hour.
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: HectorTheInspector on May 25, 2023, 04:21:30 am
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My worst session ever was with Amber Black. I've described this session before, but I'll recap , briefly: Crawl under a king-size matress and soak it with a hose. Stay there for one hour. Then give the matress $300. That describes my session with Amber Black.

Dude, for realz? Sounds like a whole lotta Rosie by AC/DC.
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: DCReviews on May 30, 2023, 04:26:23 am
Lol Well some people are into that type of session.
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: knufflschmoe on May 30, 2023, 03:41:37 pm
finally,want to argue a few words about  "Mirage"

my experiences with her are lagging behind 3 years ,and last time I met her, 6 months

First time-think was also her first travel tour through europe , she was quite easy-going,a bit wrestling,worshipping and also talking

had a good feeling then.......

then had to cancel second session due to corona restrictions......promised me to send deposit back,but never did ...!

last time she started ,without asking my,the customers wishes- with hectic HJ .....quite monotonous & not very sensual ..to say
this was going on all the time ,without variations,obviously business-like or machine-like

financal affairs with  was correct then..

....was a bit boring,in my opinion......  if someone likes that ....?!

2 meetings with her were quite Ok,but  wouldn`t meet her again........
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: jbeast on May 30, 2023, 03:54:22 pm
With the 30 or so sessionettes I've sessioned with over the years the only "worse sessions" were my fault, maybe three. That was because I didn't do enough research - they weren't into what I was into - sensual role play with them being dominant and body worship. (I was very horny in all three cases, looked at the ads, they were in my town and immediately called for an appointment. NOT the way to set up a session.

Strangely one woman who has gotten uniformly bad reviews on this site due to her performance in session and, later on, her plastic surgery was someone I sessioned with several times and we got along: the late Layla Lane (Melissa Coates). Yeah, she talked about the scene, FBB competition politics, etc. and I let her talk. We would then session, she had a great body and wasn't a clock-watcher. I also spoke with her on the phone a few times about travel plans, etc. Gone too soon. R.I.P.
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: DCReviews on May 31, 2023, 04:36:39 am
Melissa Coates!  What is a legend in the magazines and the 90s bodybuilding scene. Definitely miss her ❤️
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: nujerz84 on June 01, 2023, 12:16:42 am
My top worst sessions

Lora Ottenad- Like being with a Human Ashtray/Cigarette I hate Cigarettes
Melissa Coates- Blabbed about industry and only wanted to do WWE type stuff

Allana (Cheri O)- Apparently Grooming was not something she believed in and did not look like the photos in bad way.

Tatiana Anderson- Zero interest in the session and we had no chemistry went thru the motions

and Larissa Reis- Drop dead gorgeous (this was prior to any work done on her face) but huge language barrier made it impossible to communicate and she cut session short.
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: hwillish on June 01, 2023, 08:31:33 pm
looong long time ago ...heather fine :-[ :-[ :-[ 
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: jbeast on June 02, 2023, 09:24:22 am
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My top worst sessions

Lora Ottenad- Like being with a Human Ashtray/Cigarette I hate Cigarettes
Melissa Coates- Blabbed about industry and only wanted to do WWE type stuff

Tatiana Anderson- Zero interest in the session and we had no chemistry went thru the motions


I’ve seen Lora three times. Never had the smoking experience with her and I hate cigarettes so I was very lucky. She was great in session with me.

Typical Melissa review. I understand it. I was lucky I guess several times.

Tatiana? Would have loved to have met her. Tried two, three times but she was either unavailable or too pricey. Glad I missed her.
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: MixedFighter99 on June 02, 2023, 11:20:06 am
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My worst session ever was with Amber Black. I've described this session before, but I'll recap , briefly: Crawl under a king-size matress and soak it with a hose. Stay there for one hour. Then give the matress $300. That describes my session with Amber Black.

Man that sucks! I must admit that my session with Amber was better better then that but overall still was perhaps my worst session ever. She wasn't into it from the moment I step in the door and I wound up ending the session early. That was about the only interesting part of it as Amber was kinda startled I left early but said to keep the hour payment. I didn't even make up an excuse. Just said this would be a good point for us to end, got my things, thank her and wished her a good rest of her trip and left. I didn't even said a follow email or anything in gratitude. First and only time I ever did that. I don't know what it was but I felt slightly disrespected as a client. I totally understand they do this for the money even though some actually really enjoyed it (and a few fucking get off to it) but as a professional sessioniate, she could fake it a bit more or just been a bit more friendly if she wasn't up for the session. Heck I be up for just being honest and say she wasn't into it anymore as she retired not long after that.

And again my session with her was better then yours. Lesson learned I guess as that was the first and only session I ever had that wasn't good.
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: crazycrazy on June 02, 2023, 03:04:32 pm
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My worst session ever was with Amber Black. I've described this session before, but I'll recap , briefly: Crawl under a king-size matress and soak it with a hose. Stay there for one hour. Then give the matress $300. That describes my session with Amber Black.

Man that sucks! I must admit that my session with Amber was better better then that but overall still was perhaps my worst session ever. She wasn't into it from the moment I step in the door and I wound up ending the session early. That was about the only interesting part of it as Amber was kinda startled I left early but said to keep the hour payment. I didn't even make up an excuse. Just said this would be a good point for us to end, got my things, thank her and wished her a good rest of her trip and left. I didn't even said a follow email or anything in gratitude. First and only time I ever did that. I don't know what it was but I felt slightly disrespected as a client. I totally understand they do this for the money even though some actually really enjoyed it (and a few fucking get off to it) but as a professional sessioniate, she could fake it a bit more or just been a bit more friendly if she wasn't up for the session. Heck I be up for just being honest and say she wasn't into it anymore as she retired not long after that.

And again my session with her was better then yours. Lesson learned I guess as that was the first and only session I ever had that wasn't good.

The best session providers are the ones that make you believe they enjoy it. The few that really enjoy it are the best of the best.
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: boyofwinter on June 03, 2023, 06:34:53 am
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Heck I be up for just being honest and say she wasn't into it anymore as she retired not long after that.
Genuinely curious what happened with her after the first few years, because I'd love to go back and go another round with the force that was 22 year old Amber. Maybe she found a few regulars/boyfriend who were happy just to be in the same room as her, hence coasting in whatever other sessions she booked for a while? Maybe a real depression issue at work? Sad things went that way.
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: Warhawk Overdrive on June 03, 2023, 09:21:02 pm
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My top worst sessions

Lora Ottenad- Like being with a Human Ashtray/Cigarette I hate Cigarettes



A lot of the women take showers in between sessions. It would be nice if someone told some of the ladies to bust out the Listerine or its foreign equivalent in between sessions too.
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: jbeast on June 04, 2023, 12:03:17 am
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My top worst sessions

Lora Ottenad- Like being with a Human Ashtray/Cigarette I hate Cigarettes



A lot of the women take showers in between sessions. It would be nice if someone told some of the ladies to bust out the Listerine or its foreign equivalent in between sessions too.

About fbbs who smoke, I was shocked once when there was an bodybuilding event in Manhattan and several ladies stayed at the Milburn Hotel on West 76th Street. It is closed now but 10, 20 years ago it was the go-to place for visiting female bodybuilders who sessioned. I guess management was okay with sessions there, who knows. Anyway I was on the block waiting to go up for my session and three or four ladies left the hotel to go for a late breakfast or something. One, a gorgeous hunk of female muscle (don't know her name) stayed outside the hotel smoking. It blew me away that someone who would build their bodies would poison it with tobacco. But then a lot of them take risks with steroids so, there's that.
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: nujerz84 on June 04, 2023, 12:28:08 am
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Lora Ottenad- Like being with a Human Ashtray/Cigarette I hate Cigarettes



A lot of the women take showers in between sessions. It would be nice if someone told some of the ladies to bust out the Listerine or its foreign equivalent in between sessions too.

About fbbs who smoke, I was shocked once when there was an bodybuilding event in Manhattan and several ladies stayed at the Milburn Hotel on West 76th Street. It is closed now but 10, 20 years ago it was the go-to place for visiting female bodybuilders who sessioned. I guess management was okay with sessions there, who knows. Anyway I was on the block waiting to go up for my session and three or four ladies left the hotel to go for a late breakfast or something. One, a gorgeous hunk of female muscle (don't know her name) stayed outside the hotel smoking. It blew me away that someone who would build their bodies would poison it with tobacco. But then a lot of them take risks with steroids so, there's that.

Lol the Session with Lora was at the Milburn too.
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: Jackass500 on June 04, 2023, 10:41:54 am
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Lora Ottenad- Like being with a Human Ashtray/Cigarette I hate Cigarettes



A lot of the women take showers in between sessions. It would be nice if someone told some of the ladies to bust out the Listerine or its foreign equivalent in between sessions too.

About fbbs who smoke, I was shocked once when there was an bodybuilding event in Manhattan and several ladies stayed at the Milburn Hotel on West 76th Street. It is closed now but 10, 20 years ago it was the go-to place for visiting female bodybuilders who sessioned. I guess management was okay with sessions there, who knows. Anyway I was on the block waiting to go up for my session and three or four ladies left the hotel to go for a late breakfast or something. One, a gorgeous hunk of female muscle (don't know her name) stayed outside the hotel smoking. It blew me away that someone who would build their bodies would poison it with tobacco. But then a lot of them take risks with steroids so, there's that.

I was eating breakfast with my gf at the time at the gee wiz diner on Greenwich st in NY in 2003 (I had never sessioned yet). And there must have been 20 fbbs in there eating breakfast.(must have been a show going on in town)One of them was lora ottenad and I just remember how hot she looked in person. She was wearing a cutoff tank top with her stomach showing and was smooth as silk golden tan with no roid zits, and really pretty face. I mean she wasn’t even 40 years old yet and I couldn’t stop staring at her until my gf kicked me under the table and told me how rude I was lol. She still looks good now, but back then she was smoking hot, regardless of whether she smoked or not.
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: MixedFighter99 on June 04, 2023, 11:38:02 am
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Heck I be up for just being honest and say she wasn't into it anymore as she retired not long after that.
Genuinely curious what happened with her after the first few years, because I'd love to go back and go another round with the force that was 22 year old Amber. Maybe she found a few regulars/boyfriend who were happy just to be in the same room as her, hence coasting in whatever other sessions she booked for a while? Maybe a real depression issue at work? Sad things went that way.

Never heard a true answer on it but I think Amber over the years just lost interest and simply was burnt out by the time I finally sessioned with her. I could just tell from the moment the door opened she wasn't really up  for it and just going thru the motions. Thing was every up to that point was great in terms of communication and stuff. It's like soon as the door opened the balloon was popped. As we talked before it's a hard lifestyle and think she just got burnt out and by the end was ready to stop.
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: artax on June 04, 2023, 08:03:14 pm
Lora hasn’t smoke for a while- vapes- but doesn’t smoke- my 2 worse sessions are both sadly no longer with us- Nicole P completely uninterested in session and Joanna T - I had seen Joanna twice and she was great but the 3rd time I think she was starting to get depressed and the session was a real downer- have been sessioning for 20 years and thanks to forums such as this one I’ve thankfully avoided a lot of bad sessions  and have generally been pleased with those I sessioned with
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: MLB93 on July 03, 2023, 04:33:29 pm
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My top worst sessions

Lora Ottenad- Like being with a Human Ashtray/Cigarette I hate Cigarettes
Melissa Coates- Blabbed about industry and only wanted to do WWE type stuff

Allana (Cheri O)- Apparently Grooming was not something she believed in and did not look like the photos in bad way.

Tatiana Anderson- Zero interest in the session and we had no chemistry went thru the motions

and Larissa Reis- Drop dead gorgeous (this was prior to any work done on her face) but huge language barrier made it impossible to communicate and she cut session short.

Finally sessioned with Lora this year. Fortunately, as some here have mentioned, she doesn't smoke cigarettes anymore, so didn't have to deal with that smell or burning sensation (irritates my skin). Anyway, she was great and looked pristine for a woman closing in on 60 (if not already).

Due to being a 90s baby, I missed out on sessioning with plenty of women but being pro wrestling fan, I would've had a blast with Melissa Coates. That sucks for Allana because she looked good in her Scissorvixens vids, and for Tatiana AKA Muscle Bunny since she had an awe-inspiring look.
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: crazycrazy on July 03, 2023, 05:40:00 pm
I had two great sessions with Muscle Bunny. This was around ten or more years ago, when she still lived in Vancouver. She was very pretty and in great shape (not contest weight, so moderately well-hydrated), and  really intent on providing a mutually satisfying session. The first session was intensely sensual, and the second one was even better. I ran into her on a busy downtown street 10 minutes before our session. She was wearing a bright red dress that would have been form fitting if she was two sizes smaller. The only reason there wasn't a ten car pile up was because traffic never moves too fast at Yonge and Charles. I told her how great she looked in her street clothes, and she said "You're about to see just how great I look." She damaged my cartilage on the left side of my rib cage while she was getting herself where she needed to go. I didn't tap because I didn't want to spoil her mood. One of my most memorable moments, not just in sessions, but in life.
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: bindermx on July 29, 2023, 07:02:00 am
For me it was Joanna Thomas (RIP) back in 2011.
She kept talking about her money problems, her former husband and other personal stuff.
I have learnt she was carrying quite a heavy bag, also steroids had made her voice deep like a man's and her face was kind of swollen up.
On that very session her intention was to actually have sex but when she mentioned she was doing drugs for pain control it fell off and I cut the session short.

RIP you beauty
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: artax on July 29, 2023, 11:05:19 am
I had 3 sessions with Joanna- the first one was great, the second one was ok and the third was similar though not quite as bad as what you described, I think the drugs and depression got to her, it’s a shame because she really was different attitude wise the first time I saw her.
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: Polite Society on July 29, 2023, 11:37:05 am
 No need to speak ill of the dead here in that way. A session you had sucked? That's why the really good ones stand out.
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: Polite Society on July 29, 2023, 11:42:12 am
 How good would an equivalent thread be of the women's worst session guy experiences? Get your popcorn for that.
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: michaelg1978 on July 29, 2023, 03:23:06 pm
I remember Mutiny talking about some of her session nightmares. That thread would be wild.
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: VegasAce on July 29, 2023, 04:00:29 pm
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How good would an equivalent thread be of the women's worst session guy experiences? Get your popcorn for that.

I would LOVE to read the entries for a thread like that lol.
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: slowryde on July 29, 2023, 05:26:21 pm
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My top worst sessions

Lora Ottenad- Like being with a Human Ashtray/Cigarette I hate Cigarettes
Melissa Coates- Blabbed about industry and only wanted to do WWE type stuff

Allana (Cheri O)- Apparently Grooming was not something she believed in and did not look like the photos in bad way.

Tatiana Anderson- Zero interest in the session and we had no chemistry went thru the motions

and Larissa Reis- Drop dead gorgeous (this was prior to any work done on her face) but huge language barrier made it impossible to communicate and she cut session short

I sessioned with Lora about a year ago and she had quit smoking cigarettes. Was vaping instead no ashtray aftertaste.

Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: bruce321 on July 29, 2023, 07:52:15 pm
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How good would an equivalent thread be of the women's worst session guy experiences? Get your popcorn for that.
I would LOVE to read the entries for a thread like that lol.
That's a great idea. Obviously, we're not going to get posts from the women themselves, but we can share the stories they've told us.
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: superfetdown on July 30, 2023, 06:32:39 pm
lora was my best session EVER!! big thick and v willing
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: nujerz84 on July 31, 2023, 10:28:27 am
lol at everyone posting how Great Lora was for them.. shit happens it was a terrible experience she wouldn’t make my top 50 there are way too many ladies who are younger, prettier, sexier more feminine who have muscle out there that she not even on the radar.
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: MixedFighter99 on August 01, 2023, 11:24:03 am
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How good would an equivalent thread be of the women's worst session guy experiences? Get your popcorn for that.

It be more like 40 pages long then 4 pages! Sessioniates deal with a lot of shit to bring us their service. It is a reason some leave after awhile. Just tired of the nonsense they have to deal with it from us schmoes.
Title: Re: Worse session ever
Post by: jason123 on May 02, 2024, 11:01:36 pm
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She is back to play https://saradas.org/index.php?topic=196818.0

And left again.

https://saradas.org/index.php?topic=196818.msg3132486#msg3132486