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Title: Layla Lane
Post by: cityblue on October 07, 2009, 07:48:31 pm
Layla Lane will be coming to my town soon. Has anyone had a session with her?

Thank you!
Title: Re: Layla Lane
Post by: glopez86 on October 08, 2009, 12:29:21 am
does she do FS or nude?
Title: Re: Layla Lane
Post by: liftcarryfan on October 09, 2009, 10:23:28 am

Yes...a couple of years ago...she was friendly and did her best to make the session as enjoyable as possible as she went the extra mile....so overall she was well worth it...


extra mile? she was a bitch when i had her!
Title: Re: Layla Lane
Post by: fig222 on October 09, 2009, 12:24:38 pm
Layla is really Melissa Coates, she'll deny it, but it's her.
Title: Re: Layla Lane
Post by: sa2009 on October 11, 2009, 12:11:28 am
I've heard some many negative reports on her . Such as she made appointments than said she wasnt doing sessions today when guys turned up.  And some have also said she wouldnt even let them touch her muscles .
Title: Re: Layla Lane
Post by: kyndall on October 11, 2009, 02:02:02 am
I had a session with her a few years ago and it was the worst session I ever had.  I got to the hotel and called her cell phone and she was out shopping and was running late, I wish I would have just went home at that point.  She had band aids on her feet and arms for some reason and she complained almost the entire time about people she had sessions with.  It was the longest hour of my life, I was happy it was over and would never have a session with her again.
Title: Layla Lane
Post by: Butch40 on June 20, 2010, 02:39:58 pm
I searched the board for all the info I could get on Layla Layne, her website http://www.laylalane.com/ , as well as pics on the net from a google search.    Her pics from years ago are so spectacular, but recent ones seem to show her face looking odd, and her body rather bloated.  The reviews of her on the board seem to be all over the place.  Does anyone have some recent intel on her and her current physical appearance, I would be interested in seeing her in the next few weeks.
Title: Re: Layla Lane
Post by: paultrevayne on June 20, 2010, 03:40:17 pm
You mean Melissa Coates ??
Title: Re: Layla Lane
Post by: Butch40 on June 20, 2010, 11:47:04 pm
Many of the posts I read said she is Melissa Coates, but since I haven't seen her I can't say its her for sure
Title: Re: Layla Lane
Post by: KennyWrst on June 21, 2010, 12:18:04 am
I have seen Layla, and she's definitely Melissa Coates.   I don't like to be negative - but to be blunt your comments about her appearance are spot on.  I saw her about six years ago, and even then she looked nothing like any of her photos.  Appearance aside, it was easily the single worst session I've ever had; she was completely disinterested and acted as if she wanted to be anywhere but in a session.   

There are much, much better options.
Title: Re: Layla Lane
Post by: Heynow on June 21, 2010, 12:23:49 pm
I saw Layla about a year ago.  I have to agree with Kenny, the appearance of her are not that great, nothing like the photo's on her website.  I remember she told me she had some sort of knee injury, but the session wasnt that bad for me the hour muscle worship session turned into a 8 hour session.
Title: Re: Layla Lane
Post by: serpico1961 on June 21, 2010, 01:35:26 pm
he now  tell  me how  did it go from one hour to  eight and  did you pay  for the other seven hours,f/s?
Title: Re: Layla Lane
Post by: Heynow on June 21, 2010, 09:59:23 pm
She said she just wanted company so i stayed.  No f/s i probably could have but it was my first session ever so i was very nervous.  I got tons of hj and bjs though. 
Title: Layla Lane session review
Post by: Diceman930 on July 27, 2010, 08:12:19 am
Howdy folks!

I'm new to this board (must have had my head in the sand), but have been cruising around for a couple days and what a resource!  Easily one of the best places to find session reviews and information.  Since I've gotten such great info thus far, I think it's only fair that I share some of my experiences with the group.  I have had a dozen or so sessions over the last couple years with various women.  I decided to give my review of Layla Lane first since I find that there are many reviews of the great women, but far less for the women that should be avoided.  Of course YMMV, but here is my experience with Layla.

I knew of Layla Lane from WB270 and various other outlets and was very intrigued by the pics provided.  I saw that she was going to be in Philly for a couple of days, so I decided to contact her.  She was actually very prompt in responding to emails, which I always find is a good sign.  We discussed the type of session that I was looking for (mainly sensual/scissor) and worked out a price for a 2 hour session ($450).  I think she cut me a bit of a break since I was going to have to drive 2 hours to see her, but more on that later.  The morning of the session, she emailed me her cell number and I headed to Philly.  I arrived about 20 minutes early so I waited until the appropriate time and walked up.  She answered the door in regular workout attire, nothing too sexy.  Her body was good, but not nearly the shape she showed in her pics.  I walk in and the first thing out of her mouth is that she doesn't have time to do a two-hour session because she has a photo shoot.  Why she scheduled a 2 hour session when she only had time for one was beyond me, although now I think it was a cash-grab.  She then said that she would do a one-hour session topless for the same 450 that we agreed upon for 2 hours.  I balked at this, then she said she would do the one hour session for her normal rate ($300).  I was pissed at the fact that she was shortening the arranged time, and even more pissed that not only did she not give me a break as we agreed upon for the long drive I made, but there was no consideration given for the fact that she can't schedule her own time.  I almost walked out at this point, and I kick myself to this day for not doing so, but I was already there and a 4 hour round-trip for nothing was a tough pill to swallow, so I told her we could do the one hour.  The session itself was terrible.  Before this I had been on a number of sessions, and each time the provider always seemed at least slightly interested in the encounter.  Not so with Layla.  She talked about other clients and her personal problems most of the session (she spoke very poorly about some of her clients and their unique fetishes, which to me is a completely unprofessional move), and when there was physical interaction, it was not what I wanted.   I made it very clear that I was looking for a scissor/sensual session, which she said was one of her specialties, but over the course of the hour, I was put in a total of one scissor (even then I had to insist on it), and it was the weakest and most half-assed hold I'd ever been put in.  She told me that she was sick and asked me to massage her face (!!!) to help clear her sinuses.  Then she asked me to massage her, which I did for about 10 minutes, then balked when I asked her to return the favor, once again using her not feeling well as an excuse.  She then asked me to put on her spray tan for her for the photo shoot.  This took about ten minutes.  Once I finished with that, she then said that she had to run because she was going to be late for her shoot.  Of course she reminded me that she would be back in Philly next week, and that she would "make it up to me".  LOL!  I walked out of the hotel thinking to myself "what the hell just happened, and what a waste of money!"  I have never before or since had such a terrible session with a woman.  She ignored or forgot everything that we agreed beforehand for the session.  The worst thing was that she knew when I talked to her on the phone in the morning before I left that she wasn't going to have the time for our agreed upon session, and that she wasn't feeling well.  Yet she waits until I make a 2 hour drive to drop those bombshells on me.  Total cash grab on her part. 

I'm a good looking guy in his late 20's and I do these sessions for fun.  Now don't get me wrong, I am not a hater.  I have had numerous wonderful sessions with some truly awesome women.  I will be posting reviews every couple of days when I have time or if people are looking for them.  I've sessioned with Debra D'Andrea, Lora Ottenad, Allana (Cheri Owen), Yasmin, and a few others.  I just wanted to write this one first in case anybody is looking for a possible session with Layla Lane, to warn them to save their money and look elsewhere for a good time.

Sorry for the long post, once I was going back over the session in my head, so many things popped up! lol
Title: Re: Layla Lane session review
Post by: artax on July 27, 2010, 01:02:51 pm
doesn't surprise me, mostly negative reviews
Title: Re: Layla Lane session review
Post by: fbblover2 on July 27, 2010, 05:26:54 pm
Agreed, can only remember reading bad things about her.  K to Diceman for all the gory details.
Title: Re: Layla Lane session review
Post by: badboy01 on July 27, 2010, 06:29:41 pm
I had a session with her years ago when she was Melissa Coates. It was when she was living in LA. The session was better than the one described. At that time she offered FS( very expensive), but you could tell the girl had a screw loose.
Title: Re: Layla Lane session review
Post by: KennyWrst on July 28, 2010, 01:53:54 pm
I saw Layla/Melissa about five years ago, and my experience was very similar to Diceman's.  Buyer beware.
Title: Re: Layla Lane session review
Post by: buddye on July 29, 2010, 04:14:41 am
She's got to be a head case considering what she has done to her formerly perfect face. Serious issues. ::) Caveat emptor  >:(
Title: Re: Layla Lane session review
Post by: LeoSev on July 29, 2010, 07:02:16 am
I second the comment about her face. Truly unbelievable. She was once a very pretty girl. I remember thinking that she just may be the best-looking FBB out there (mid- to late nineties).
Title: Re: Layla Lane session review
Post by: santino corleone on August 04, 2010, 05:15:44 pm
K to you Diceman.  I considered seeing Layla years ago but I saw a couple of bad reviews on her on another site so thankfully I stayed away.
She also wanted a lot of money.
Title: Re: Layla Lane session review
Post by: flyersrule3 on October 12, 2010, 05:13:05 pm
hey i was thinking of getting a session with layla lane/melissa coates

-i was on her site, she looks good and photos current

-those that had a personal experience do you mind emailing me?

thank you
Title: Re: Layla Lane session review
Post by: Butch40 on October 13, 2010, 05:04:50 am
I saw Layla not that long ago.  She talked about reading  this board and was pretty ticked off about what has been said about her.  I dummied up and said I never heard of it.  She is a bit of a diva, well quite a bit of a diva and as such is quite self absorbed and somewhat detached from reality.  Her face actually looks better in person than in the recent pics I have seen of her.  Her body is firm, but she no longer has the pleasing lines of a fine phisique, she  is more boxy with no sexy curves, a thick waist and no defination to her once curvy ass.   I actually had a good time with her, she enjoys being pleased and I did a pretty good with my tongue to make her happy.  I stayed well beyone my alloted time and had some interesting conversation with her, she is smart and well spoken.    If she comes through my town again I will repeat.    I wish she could thin down her waist and get some sexy curves back. 
     
         
Title: Re: Layla Lane
Post by: cjones on October 28, 2010, 03:15:21 pm
Hi Butch so will u defitinely recommend layla and what are her sessions like is she sensual or more dominant. Also does she offer hj bj or fs. Has anybody else seen her recently
Title: Re: Layla Lane
Post by: Butch40 on October 28, 2010, 04:02:35 pm
She has a dominant personality, but skill wise I wouldn't really consider her a dom.  Im going to start a thread regarding dominant FBB's later this week which may better explain that.  HJ only on your first session with her if you get that, I kind of got the impression that YMMV depending on her mood that day.  I think if you are going to have a good session with her it helps if you take some initiative and tell her what you want I don't think timid guys will do well with her
Title: Re: Layla Lane
Post by: Butch40 on October 28, 2010, 08:45:05 pm
A common theme I have heard from almost every fitness girl I have met is that guys don't really tell them what they want.  They just sit back and expect  the girls to know what the guy wants.  If that is accurate or not i have no idea as I am only privy to what goes on in my sessions
Title: Re: Layla Lane
Post by: cjones on October 29, 2010, 03:13:23 am
Thanks Butch would u recommend her for a sensual session
Title: Re: Layla Lane
Post by: Quattro on October 29, 2010, 03:31:26 am
As someone posted above, Coates has been doing sessions for a LONG LONG time, and therefore has done a TON of sessions.  However, I've only seen a FEW reviews.  How can we judge her on a 5 bad reviews when we have ZERO info/reviews on all her other sessions?

Also, If Coates really is as bad as those 5 reviews say, why has she been able to stay busy doing sessions for SO LONG??  Either because she is GOOD, or guys are dumb (because I'm sure she gets repeat clients).

Just asking........
Title: Re: Layla Lane
Post by: jboneman on October 29, 2010, 10:29:07 am
I had a session with her and it was a total drag. Yes, she's hot - but very strange and it was quite stressful. She was on the phone then she inissted that I stroke her leg. Finally I just jerked myself off so I could get out of there. Sexy and humiliating but not a good session.
Title: Re: Layla Lane
Post by: brambo19460 on October 29, 2010, 11:17:47 pm
All,

I can not repeat this enough times do not waste your money. I saw her about 2 years ago and it all started with her  making me wait 1.2 hour. Then she requested that I get her a take out breakfast in the hotek and take it to her room. She spent the first 15 minutes of the session texting others and eating.

When all of that was done she basically did nothing other than just sit next to me on the bed. She was very restrictive on what I do and where even I could touch. Absolutely no nudity.

I have seen and had real fun with Maria Calo, Sondra Faas, Joanna Tmonas, Kris Clark, and several others. All were far more accomodating than she was. I basically gave up after about 20 minutes more and just left.

Again do not waste your time and your money. Save it for somebody who does sessions because that enjoy them and not just for the money.
Title: Re: Layla Lane
Post by: carlvick on October 30, 2010, 01:18:48 pm
I've seen her a couple of times, most recently about two years ago.  When I first saw her I was struck by how great her body looked - she was smokin hot.  But she is kind of a flake.  At her apartment she insisted the session take place on a small futon, which kinda sucked.  She's not really into sessions that much I think, but has a steady stream of customers because of who she is.  My first session with her was in a hotel room, which worked out much better.  YMMV, but we did so some kissing, some nudity, and HJ. 
Title: Layla or Melissa Coates
Post by: jgalt40 on March 20, 2011, 03:06:17 pm
Has anyone had a good experience with her recently, have been exchanging emails and she seems pretty hot and responsive...but there are some strange comments about her face etc. Is she still in good shape?
Title: Re: Layla or Melissa Coates
Post by: Duke69 on March 20, 2011, 06:18:31 pm
She looks like an alien, her body has no shape, she seems disconnected from reality and has a abrasive personality.  I did find that if you are black, spend time in the gym and are well endowed that she will insist that you fuck her.  She is not a good fuck and I will not return.
Title: Re: Layla or Melissa Coates
Post by: jgalt40 on March 20, 2011, 10:59:36 pm
thx, I keep talking to her and she sounds normal but all the reviews say otherwise

karma
Title: Re: Layla or Melissa Coates
Post by: sickwithit on May 07, 2011, 05:50:35 pm
She looks like an alien, her body has no shape, she seems disconnected from reality and has a abrasive personality.  I did find that if you are black, spend time in the gym and are well endowed that she will insist that you fuck her.  She is not a good fuck and I will not return.

Sorry, I know this may sound cruel but I laughed out loud when I saw what you wrote.  She insisted that you fuck her?   Do you have her number?
Title: Re: Layla or Melissa Coates
Post by: jboneman on May 08, 2011, 02:31:33 am
She was pretty disapointing to me...she insisted that I rub her leg while she talked on the phone. She is hot in a very disturbing way - I stroked one out and took off!
Title: Re: Layla or Melissa Coates
Post by: carlvick on May 09, 2011, 01:09:19 pm
She looks like an alien, her body has no shape, she seems disconnected from reality and has a abrasive personality.  I did find that if you are black, spend time in the gym and are well endowed that she will insist that you fuck her.  She is not a good fuck and I will not return.

Your description of her body is a little hard to believe - when I saw her a couple of years ago she looked awesome - very fuckable. but she is a little screwy. it was a struggle at times, but I did manage to have a good time and get what I wanted.

and I'm not black.
Title: Re: Layla or Melissa Coates
Post by: Duke69 on May 09, 2011, 02:17:16 pm
She looks like an alien, her body has no shape, she seems disconnected from reality and has a abrasive personality.  I did find that if you are black, spend time in the gym and are well endowed that she will insist that you fuck her.  She is not a good fuck and I will not return.

Sorry, I know this may sound cruel but I laughed out loud when I saw what you wrote.  She insisted that you fuck her?   Do you have her number?


LOL, I don't but I think its on her WB270 ad.  I went there for a domination session that we had discussed the details in some length.  When I got there she acted as though we had never discussed the session before and we went totaly off what had been discussed.  She spent a lot of time complaining about other clients and other problems with her life. 
Title: Layla Lane
Post by: dmott on September 24, 2011, 05:36:01 am
Anyone have any session experience with Layla Lane? I'm considering seeing her...
Title: Layla Layne
Post by: rm6543 on September 24, 2011, 05:36:18 am
Has anybody out there had a positive experience with Layla Lane?

Thanks
Title: Re: Layla Lane
Post by: Pinme on September 24, 2011, 02:38:43 pm
She is one of the three girls who ripped me off - took the deposit and then no contact.   Aviod her!   (The other two are Herricane and Figure Power.)   I have had over a hundred great sessions.   Why mess with the rip off girls when there are so many great session girls?
Title: Re: Layla Lane
Post by: grendelsm21 on September 26, 2011, 11:33:05 pm
Karma to Diceman for one helluva review in protecting his fellow sessionaires.  Nice job!
Title: Re: Layla or Melissa Coates
Post by: tonyjungle on November 17, 2011, 02:44:28 am
Is she still doing sessions?
Title: Re: Layla or Melissa Coates
Post by: Grapple Guru on November 17, 2011, 02:46:55 am
She looks like an alien, her body has no shape, she seems disconnected from reality and has a abrasive personality.  I did find that if you are black, spend time in the gym and are well endowed that she will insist that you fuck her.  She is not a good fuck and I will not return.

This made me LOL.
Title: Layla In NYC
Post by: tonyjungle on July 20, 2012, 09:04:53 pm
I just stumbled onto this:
 http://newyork.backpage.com/BodyRubs/today-till-tues-only-blond-busty-and-fit-fitness-model-visiting-uws-32-call-now-502-472-7581-31/29588922

I know her rep on this board. I haven't seen her in 3 years. How is she I sesSion now?
Title: Re: Layla In NYC
Post by: weak4legs on July 20, 2012, 11:01:59 pm
I always thought she was gorgeous and worth the risk.... go for it and report back!
Title: Re: Layla In NYC
Post by: Quattro on July 21, 2012, 01:37:55 am
She's much older than the 31 years that ad says.  The pics are also old.  She says "GREAT hands".......we all know what she is saying with these words, right?  Others have previously posted why they think she has a following, just as I have also suspected.  I think an ad like this one confirms those suspicions!

That said, I agree with the poster above that she's worth a chance.  Please report back.   
Title: Re: Layla In NYC
Post by: Duke69 on July 21, 2012, 03:31:06 am
Id like to hear if anyone on this board who saw her thinks she is worth the effort to see her? 
Title: Re: Layla In NYC
Post by: racyc on July 21, 2012, 04:15:06 am
That's Layla Lane aka Melissa Coates...there seem to be quite a few negative session reviews of her :what:
Title: Re: Layla In NYC
Post by: Polite Society on July 21, 2012, 11:24:08 am
That's Layla Lane aka Melissa Coates...there seem to be quite a few negative session reviews of her :what:

  I'm sure he knew that.
Title: Re: Layla In NYC
Post by: mikeg1978 on July 21, 2012, 02:53:03 pm
according to wikipedia, a reliable source I know, she's 38.  And built like a muscular Barbie.  I dunno all the bad reviews she's got on here but if she came to Philly it might be worth it.  Might.
Title: Re: Layla In NYC
Post by: Polite Society on July 21, 2012, 03:17:29 pm
   This is one case where the volume of negativity, just like Tatiana Butler as another example, has to be overwhelming in deciding against seeing either of them. I can't think of too many others I'd say reviews influence me on but there are too many complaints.
   
Title: Re: Layla In NYC
Post by: tonyjungle on July 21, 2012, 05:25:38 pm
I have seen her before, at least four times over the years. Her body overwhelms her attitude, which I didn't care for in the middle of a session once.... but came back for more. (When I lost a lot of weight she was enthused, supportive and had a great session.) I posted just to find out how she is in session now since I haven't seen her in three years and all the lousy reviews, etc., etc. do make one think.

Yeah, she is over 30. Hell of a shame but if we are lucky we all get there and beyond. Those seem to be new pix, at least for me and she looks exotic and hot.

About lousy reviews, I read some over the years about Gayle Moher and finally saw her a couple of times this year and she was sexy, sensual and a lot of fun. So you never know. Just want to know from anyone how she is now and maybe, just maybe, we might read a couple of good reviews. I'm not a friend, just a client, but I would like to know.
Title: Re: Layla In NYC
Post by: lovethestuff on July 30, 2012, 07:45:58 pm
hello all, i saw her twice and her negative reviews are deserved.  Clearly she doesn't like herself and as a result she is an unpleasant person. Yes she is attractive and the Melissa Coates legend is all there but that is no longer who she currently is. It is way to obvious that all she is in it for, is simply the session fee.  I would never say i told you so, but should you session you will come to the same result.

Enjoy
Title: Re: Layla In NYC
Post by: lovethestuff on July 30, 2012, 07:47:29 pm
one more thing. Mr Tony, Gayle is a far better session.
Title: Re: Layla In NYC
Post by: lee3333 on July 30, 2012, 08:03:04 pm
I saw her when she was mellissa.  I would not recomened.  Save your money
Title: Re: Layla In NYC
Post by: Polite Society on July 31, 2012, 11:19:54 am
I have seen her before, at least four times over the years. Her body overwhelms her attitude, which I didn't care for in the middle of a session once.... but came back for more. (When I lost a lot of weight she was enthused, supportive and had a great session.) I posted just to find out how she is in session now since I haven't seen her in three years and all the lousy reviews, etc., etc. do make one think.

Yeah, she is over 30. Hell of a shame but if we are lucky we all get there and beyond. Those seem to be new pix, at least for me and she looks exotic and hot.

About lousy reviews, I read some over the years about Gayle Moher and finally saw her a couple of times this year and she was sexy, sensual and a lot of fun. So you never know. Just want to know from anyone how she is now and maybe, just maybe, we might read a couple of good reviews. I'm not a friend, just a client, but I would like to know.

 Your next quest is to get a good session out of Tatiana Butler.
   Gayle Moher has never had the negative reviews these two have.
Title: Layla Lane
Post by: cjones on November 28, 2012, 03:33:42 pm
Has anybody seen layla lane recently ive seen a lot of negative posts in the past is she really that bad?
Title: Re: Layla Lane
Post by: Polite Society on November 28, 2012, 03:38:13 pm
 Yes....that volume of negativity should be enough to convince you not everyone's wrong about her. Her level of disinterest in providing an entertaining session is off the chain. Take it from those who found out the hard ($$) way.
Title: Re: Layla Lane
Post by: larky368 on November 28, 2012, 05:59:42 pm
Avoid at all cost. There are some real treasures out there and there are many nice providers and then there are the money-grabbers. Layla falls in the third category. I wish there was a way to shut her down completely but there will always be guys who are enamored by her long-past beauty as seen in the WPW videos.
Title: Re: Layla Lane
Post by: lee3333 on November 28, 2012, 06:10:39 pm
she should be changing her name now any day.  Stay away.
Title: Re: Layla Lane
Post by: raraparu on November 28, 2012, 11:07:40 pm
she should be changing her name now any day.  Stay away.
Maybe back to Melissa Coates, her original  made up name she used as a wrestler at the scripted,fake wrestling shows.
Title: Re: Layla Lane
Post by: cjones on November 29, 2012, 03:08:00 am
thank u guys im def not goin to see her
Title: Re: Layla Lane
Post by: nujerz84 on November 29, 2012, 03:09:00 am
comic book guy voice...worst session ever..
Title: Re: Layla Lane
Post by: artax on November 29, 2012, 03:57:14 pm
she's been around forever, old pics of her are really hot- that being said I don't think I have seen anyone that had as many consistently bad reviews as her- some girls have mixed reviews, half good/ half bad, ymmv, but Layla is consistentily one bad review after another
Title: Re: Layla Lane
Post by: dothedammthing on November 30, 2012, 08:27:36 am
Forgive me for asking, but what makes her so bad. Please provide examples?
Title: Re: Layla Lane
Post by: larky368 on November 30, 2012, 02:28:56 pm
I can't claim to be an expert on Layla because during my session I blinked  and it was all over.
Title: Re: Layla Lane
Post by: Polite Society on November 30, 2012, 02:53:40 pm
Forgive me for asking, but what makes her so bad. Please provide examples?

   Wrapped up in herself, talks throughout about her problems, physique isn't what it once was. One of those people who thinks you showing up to see her was enough to earn her session fee without trying after that.
   Did I miss anything, anyone?
Title: Re: Layla Lane
Post by: bjohnson99 on November 30, 2012, 03:31:20 pm

Avoid like the plague!  Saw her 2 years ago and it was less than hour, strange and global waste of time and $$
Title: Re: Layla Lane
Post by: dothedammthing on December 01, 2012, 07:57:48 pm
Forgive me for asking, but what makes her so bad. Please provide examples?

   Wrapped up in herself, talks throughout about her problems, physique isn't what it once was. One of those people who thinks you showing up to see her was enough to earn her session fee without trying after that.
   Did I miss anything, anyone?

Exactly. I think you're 100% right. In my experience, she did appear to be a damsel in distress, which I couldn't stand. Physique has dipped too. But most importantly, she's a cheat, and a money grabber, as larky put it eloquently.
Title: Re: Layla Lane
Post by: laughaboutidiots on December 01, 2012, 08:01:57 pm

Exactly. I think you're 100% right. In my experience, she did appear to be a damsel in distress, which I couldn't stand. Physique has dipped too. But most importantly, she's a cheat, and a money grabber, as larky put it eloquently.

you had a session with her for 100 $ ?  ?  ?
Title: Re: Layla Lane
Post by: dothedammthing on December 02, 2012, 12:04:52 am

Exactly. I think you're 100% right. In my experience, she did appear to be a damsel in distress, which I couldn't stand. Physique has dipped too. But most importantly, she's a cheat, and a money grabber, as larky put it eloquently.

you had a session with her for 100 $ ?  ?  ?

No I paid standard price, however the quality I got out of it was probably worth only $100 lol.
Title: Re: Layla Lane
Post by: nujerz84 on December 02, 2012, 12:17:11 am
Forgive me for asking, but what makes her so bad. Please provide examples?

   Wrapped up in herself, talks throughout about her problems, physique isn't what it once was. One of those people who thinks you showing up to see her was enough to earn her session fee without trying after that.
   Did I miss anything, anyone?

Spot On....
Title: Re: Layla Lane
Post by: laughaboutidiots on December 02, 2012, 05:49:05 pm

Exactly. I think you're 100% right. In my experience, she did appear to be a damsel in distress, which I couldn't stand. Physique has dipped too. But most importantly, she's a cheat, and a money grabber, as larky put it eloquently.

you had a session with her for 100 $ ?  ?  ?

No I paid standard price, however the quality I got out of it was probably worth only $100 lol.

you paid standard price ? ? ?  :)
wasnt it you who wrote in the amber section that you get your sessions for 100 ? ?

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Layla Lane
Post by: slowryde on December 05, 2012, 05:51:53 am
I had two sessions with Layla aka Mellisa Cotes. She is without a doubt a troubled woman. She does nothing but complain and does little to make a session pleasant. The only reason I saw her a second time was that when she had changed her name I didn't realize it was her until she opend the door. I should have run but instead I figured I'd give it another shot. The result was a waste of time and a huge waste of money. Not worth a dime.
Title: Re: Layla Lane
Post by: gecopy72 on December 09, 2012, 06:35:24 pm
Terrible. Barely moved. Complained that her "knees hurt". How unsexy is that? Had smelly orange tanning shot all over her. Sat on my stomach and actually picked up the phone and had a 10 minute conversation with a friend. I complained. She was nice enough to give me $100 back and I went on my way
Title: Re: Layla Lane
Post by: Rooster on December 21, 2012, 02:52:27 am
I thought Layla Lane was Melissa Coates.... Then I saw pics on Saradas of Layla and she's a fitness model and NOT Melissa. 

Are there 2 of them with the same name or where am I going wrong?  Thanks!
Title: Re: Layla Lane
Post by: janders on December 21, 2012, 03:14:48 am
Layla lane is Melissa Coates
Title: Re: Layla Lane
Post by: xerxes on December 21, 2012, 04:05:51 am
I got suspicious that she might be bad news because she asked me to bring tip money in addition to the session fee. Long story short, when I got to her room I sat down and watched her chow down on some dinner. After the "session" officially started she griped about guys wanting FS, took a bunch of phone calls then did more complaining. Some where in all that I got HJ and she was topless.

On a side note, I really don't like complaining about these women. Most are good people. Even the sessions I did not enjoy, I am hesitant to complain about. If the FBB basically does what is asked, but for some reason I didn't like the session, I would never complain.  But people like Layla just go too far.
Title: Re: Layla Lane
Post by: cheffren on December 21, 2012, 02:55:36 pm
I met Melissa Coates fifteen years ago when she just started sessioning.  She was very friendly and looked stunning in her thong bikini.  She started out posing for several minutes and then we began wrestling on the bed.  Melissa told me that she really didn't wrestle (I wish she told me that before I scheduled a session) and I just placed her in various holds.  She was topless for the wrestling which we did on the bed.  Melissa told me she grew up in Canada and that she was training to become a professional wrestler or valet.  After we wrestled, I removed my brief and Melissa gave me a hj.  I never saw her again only because she didn't wrestle.
Title: Layla Lane info
Post by: Funliness on January 05, 2013, 05:16:18 pm
If anybody can share info or reviews of layla lana it would be greatly karmappreciated.

http://wb270.com/ind/laylaLane.htm

Thanks dudes

Title: Re: Layla Lane info
Post by: brambo19460 on January 05, 2013, 06:56:38 pm
I have seen approximately 20 different woman over the 12 years I have been doing sessions and have never encountered anybody worse that her.

I was so disappointed and frustrated with her absolutely doing nothing except telling me all of the things she will not do that I paid for 1 hour and left after 15 minutes.  She had me bring her up breakfast and she ate while texting on her cell phone and then continued texting on her cell while we were supposed to be doing a session. She was absolutely cold and to be blunt get a inflate-a-mate for better fun and sensuality.

She will also spend much time denying that she is Melissa Coates but do your homework for yourself

All in all never a bigger waste of money. I have never had that type of a session with anybody else ever
Title: Re: Layla Lane info
Post by: Funliness on January 05, 2013, 07:55:38 pm
 Thank you for the warning!
Title: Re: Layla Lane info
Post by: Pinme on January 06, 2013, 05:23:51 am
I saw her as Melissa and it was a terrible session.   She was not focused on the session at all (and high).   Then  I booked a session as Layla (not knowing it was Melissa).   She stole my deposit and disappeared.   Why see her when there are so many great women out there?   (The others who stole my deposit were Herricane and Figure Power). 
Title: Re: Layla Lane info
Post by: Quattro on January 06, 2013, 06:50:59 am
Every time I see a thread about Melissa Coates/Layla Lane, I always wonder if I missed-out by never be persistent in having sessions with her.  But after reading the many negative posts about her each time, it appears that I have been lucky.  Of course, I will never know for sure 100%.  I mean, there must be someone out there in the world who had a great session with her, right?  J

I say I lacked persistence because of this:  I tried several times to schedule sessions with her (as Melissa) when she lived in Los Angeles long ago.  But since it was during the time when she supposedly had multiple facial surgeries, she always had some excuse for not actually scheduling the Scissors session (such as, an injury to this, or an injury to that, so she could not do Scissors, but if I wanted to stare at her instead…..).  Her weak attitude totally ruined the fantasy for me of being dominated by a confident woman's strong Scissors.  Therefore, I finally gave up.  But I always wonder if I would have been one of the lucky ones to have great sessions with her.  I have a feeling that her sessions turn out to be muscle worship-type sessions, with some physical activity or activities added (if you know what I mean).  She's been around too long doing sessions, so something must be keeping some people coming back for more!……or maybe those people are truly submissive and want to be treated like crap via bad sessions!
Title: Re: Layla Lane info
Post by: jboneman on January 06, 2013, 06:11:40 pm
I agree withthe posts - I had a terrible session with her about two years ago. She is hot, but not near the level of the real competition ladies you can have the privilege of sessioning with.   

I have to admit, I wanted to leave almost right away.  She ended up verbally humiliating me while I jerked off for her. Kind of fun actually but I wouldn't repeat!

If thats your thing she might be the one.
J
Title: Re: Layla Lane info
Post by: larky368 on January 07, 2013, 04:14:47 am
Avoid at all costs. I had a lousy session with her as well. It was over in about 20 minutes and I wasn't all that keen to hang around anyway. She simply doesn't give a shit about her clients' desires and just wants the money.
Title: Re: Layla Lane info
Post by: lee3333 on January 07, 2013, 02:20:44 pm
I have sessioned with her and she is terrible.  Probably the worse of the the worst.  She should change her name again to Go Away.
Title: Re: Layla Lane info
Post by: Polite Society on January 07, 2013, 03:53:19 pm
  Can we just retire Layla Lane as a viable option if she isn't willing to do it herself?
Title: Re: Layla Lane info
Post by: nujerz84 on January 07, 2013, 03:54:22 pm
dont bother worst session ever (it was only my 2nd session at the time)
Title: Re: Layla Lane info
Post by: Happiness101 on January 10, 2013, 08:42:53 pm
So Layla Lane IS Melissa Coates.  I always thought so, but wasn't completely sure. 

I saw her some 10 years ago.  And she was absolutely TERRIBLE back then.  She didn't even look good.  Same kind of behavour as being described here.

How can this woman actually STILL be doing sessions when she certainly must not have ANY repeat clients.   I know I haven't seen her again, and that was 10 years ago.
Title: Re: Layla Lane info
Post by: raraparu on January 10, 2013, 10:40:18 pm
 Must be like P.T. Barnum said, "there.s a sucker born every moment" >:D
Title: Re: Layla Lane info
Post by: North on January 13, 2013, 01:33:39 am
I landed a session with Layla 9-10 years ago, back when she still went by Melissa and still looked normal. I guess I caught her in a good mood that time, because the session went quite well. Her attitude could've been better, but it was adequate. She really turned things up a few notches with the fact that she let me go bareback on her, and she threw down quite hotly in bed. She let me explode all over her tits, which she was quite surprised by given that I edged several times during that hour. I can't say her current look excites me all that much...I'm not down with the plastic surgery and the fake Barbie look. But back in 2003 she was hard, ripped hotness.
Title: Re: Layla Lane info
Post by: BeatMeUp on January 13, 2013, 08:39:56 pm
She really turned things up a few notches with the fact that she let me go bareback on her, and she threw down quite hotly in bed.
You're telling us that she offered, not just FS, but BAREBACK FS???!!!...and you ACCEPTED???!!!   :what:

If this really is the case, there are no words in the universe to describe the utter insanity and stupidity of such actions on both of your parts.

Ironically, that revelation may very well expain as to why she is still around and guys continue to see her despite the glaringly negative reviews.
Title: Re: Layla Lane info
Post by: dothedammthing on January 13, 2013, 08:45:50 pm
Absolutely, positively, the WORST session you will ever have.

I have sessioned with her, and this is a quick breakdown of what happened:
Wastes the first 15 minutes of the session rambling on about nonsense (she makes it appear as though this time isn't counted towards your session, but beware, your session actually starts the moment you walk in through the door.)
The actually session was no better. She wasn't even willing to do things that are considered basic in the realm of fbb fetish (so if you want to do wrestling, don't even think about going to her).
Eventually I get kicked out about 40 minutes after the session begins.

The audacity of this woman. Unbelievable.
Title: Re: Layla Lane info
Post by: North on January 14, 2013, 03:13:31 am
She really turned things up a few notches with the fact that she let me go bareback on her, and she threw down quite hotly in bed.
You're telling us that she offered, not just FS, but BAREBACK FS???!!!...and you ACCEPTED???!!!   :what:

If this really is the case, there are no words in the universe to describe the utter insanity and stupidity of such actions on both of your parts.

Ironically, that revelation may very well expain as to why she is still around and guys continue to see her despite the glaringly negative reviews.

She didn't offer bareback FS....I asked her for it. I asked semi-jokingly, figuring she'd say no....but she surprised the hell out of me by granting my request.

I do agree that bareback was in fact stupid and insane of both of us. I was in my 20s and so over-the-top excited having her there all jacked and ripped and in a tiny black bikini....all logic and reason escaped me. I still remember being so overwhelmed with lust that I was shaking visibly. She looked exactly like she looked in her pics that were on her website at the time.

I have nothing to regret about it, though. I came out of that encounter unscathed and not only was it my first session with a FBB, it was also my first time ever having sexual intercourse.
Title: Re: Layla Lane info
Post by: vmoon on January 14, 2013, 03:55:31 am
My experience with her was my 1st with a FBB several years ago in NYC. She was OK. Friendly but not really enthusiastic. She was in good shape at the time. The session was OK. Some decent posing & muscle worship . Nothing special or truly horrible about it. Never did repeat it. Compared to many other sessions I've been involved in since that time, I'd rate her a 5/10. However, based on her photos, her looks have changed a lot since that time.
Title: Re: Layla Lane
Post by: fabrizzio on March 06, 2013, 06:22:57 am
I had a very pleasant experience, similar to that of Cheffren.  My session was about 1 hr roughly, she wasn't a clock watcher or anything like that, she allowed me to leave when I was ready.  We did have a nice conversation, she really didn't complain, the conversations where more about me and what my interests were and how she could make the session more enjoyable.  She looked great!  Was very intelligent and socialable
 8)
Title: Re: Layla Lane
Post by: j635746 on March 06, 2013, 08:10:46 am
I never got to meet Melissa Coates in all the years I have been doing sessions.  She was planning to come to London but cancelled her trip and never came here.  I thought she retired from sessions until I read this posting.
Title: Re: Layla Lane
Post by: Grapple Guru on March 06, 2013, 10:08:06 am
LOL @ two positive reviews with no posting history
Title: Re: Layla Lane
Post by: dothedammthing on March 14, 2013, 03:24:15 am
I had a very pleasant experience, similar to that of Cheffren.  My session was about 1 hr roughly, she wasn't a clock watcher or anything like that, she allowed me to leave when I was ready.  We did have a nice conversation, she really didn't complain, the conversations where more about me and what my interests were and how she could make the session more enjoyable.  She looked great!  Was very intelligent and socialable
 8)

Layla, get off the net. Go pump some more silicone in your tits, and go get surgery to buy a new face. Chop chop !
Title: Re: Layla Lane
Post by: BeatMeUp on March 14, 2013, 05:06:02 am
I had a very pleasant experience, similar to that of Cheffren.  My session was about 1 hr roughly, she wasn't a clock watcher or anything like that, she allowed me to leave when I was ready.  We did have a nice conversation, she really didn't complain, the conversations where more about me and what my interests were and how she could make the session more enjoyable.  She looked great!  Was very intelligent and socialable
 8)

Layla, get off the net. Go pump some more silicone in your tits, and go get surgery to buy a new face. Chop chop !
:laugh:
See Gia Primo, things could be a lot worse.  You could be Layla Lane.
Title: Re: Layla Lane
Post by: mannie on April 18, 2013, 04:59:31 pm
Several weeks ago I had the pleasure of having a session with Goddess Layla Lane.  Upon my arrival we spoke briefly about my domination session interests.  Once the ice was broken, we immediately started.  Goddess Layla Lane accommodated all of my session requests.  Her passion and dedication to her craft were clearly evident.  This is a woman that enjoys what she does and does it well.  She has a wide variety of fetish interests and she served my fetish interests in excellent fashion.  After the hour was over we spoke for a while and got to know each other.  She was a pleasant person to speak to and a dominating person to session with.  I would certainly see her again and would recommend her to anyone seeking a dominating and controling goddess with a wide variety of fetish interests.  Thank you Goddess Layla.
Title: Re: Layla Lane
Post by: nujerz84 on April 18, 2013, 05:02:47 pm
Several weeks ago I had the pleasure of having a session with Goddess Layla Lane.  Upon my arrival we spoke briefly about my domination session interests.  Once the ice was broken, we immediately started.  Goddess Layla Lane accommodated all of my session requests.  Her passion and dedication to her craft were clearly evident.  This is a woman that enjoys what she does and does it well.  She has a wide variety of fetish interests and she served my fetish interests in excellent fashion.  After the hour was over we spoke for a while and got to know each other.  She was a pleasant person to speak to and a dominating person to session with.  I would certainly see her again and would recommend her to anyone seeking a dominating and controling goddess with a wide variety of fetish interests.  Thank you Goddess Layla.


 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :hellno:
Title: Re: Layla Lane
Post by: Polite Society on April 18, 2013, 05:42:11 pm
Several weeks ago I had the pleasure of having a session with Goddess Layla Lane.  Upon my arrival we spoke briefly about my domination session interests.  Once the ice was broken, we immediately started.  Goddess Layla Lane accommodated all of my session requests.  Her passion and dedication to her craft were clearly evident.  This is a woman that enjoys what she does and does it well.  She has a wide variety of fetish interests and she served my fetish interests in excellent fashion.  After the hour was over we spoke for a while and got to know each other.  She was a pleasant person to speak to and a dominating person to session with.  I would certainly see her again and would recommend her to anyone seeking a dominating and controling goddess with a wide variety of fetish interests.  Thank you Goddess Layla.

   It was just soooooo good you rushed to the internet to praise it "several weeks" later. Enjoy the exclusivity of being the last guy who sees her!