Brother vs Sister Combat VIII: An Hour in the Cage
by Buzz Haywood
buzzhaywood@yahoo.com
The time had come. The Iron Sibling match in a steel cage. The time had
finally arrived. Richie Kroll was our referee. So far; 6-309; 315 matches. The
basement was packed. Annie and Randal were both here. Pre-match interviews
were done with the both of us.
Annie wished me luck. The introductions were made. I, of course, was
introduced first. Oh well! I entered the cage. Next, Lauren got the big, grand
entrance. There were even puffs of smoke from a machine. There was even a
light show for her. The ring announcer, Dave Cappetta, went over the rules.
The bell rang. We circled the ring and then locked up. She began pounding away
on me. She arm dragged me.
Next she drop kicked me. She then applied a belly to back suplex. She pinned
me. I kicked out at two. She kept up the attack. Next I got a DDT from her.
1-2-3! At 2 minutes and 54 seconds she scored the first fall. She pulled me by
the hair, I began kicking at her ankle, then I body slammed her. I went to
drop the elbow, but she moved. After I crashed, she lifted me up for a body
slam, but I cradled her and placed my feet on the ropes for leverage while the
referee counted to three. I finally scored a pin fall on her! Yeah, I cheated,
but at the 6 minute and 7 second mark, we were tied at 1-1 in this match.
Lauren couldn't believe it.
No one could believe what just happened. While I was feeling proud of myself,
Lauren clotheslined me right down. She dragged me into the middle of the ring
and applied a figure four leg lock on me. I tried to fight it, but I couldn't.
"Do you submit?" asked the ref. "Yes!" I said. So at 7 minutes and 22 seconds,
the score of the match was 2-1 in Lauren's favor. I got up slowly, Lauren
kicked me, I fell into referee Richie Kroll, we both fell, with me crashing on
top of him. As I got up, Lauren rolled me up.
Richie crawled over and counted, but I kicked out. Then Lauren threw me into
the cage and rolled me up again. 1-2-3! At 9 minutes and 37 seconds. 3-1 in
her favor. She wasted no time in applying a sleeper hold on me. I was fighting
it and began swinging my feet. My foot kicked his stomach. Richie hit the
cage. Lauren had it locked on me. Chip Patrick entered the cage and helped
Ricky out of there. I hit Lauren's arm three times. Chip thought I was tapping
out, so at the 12 minute and 56 second mark, it turned into 4-1. She kept it
on. I had an idea. I kicked up my feet and fell on top of Lauren for the pin
at the 14 minute and 6 second mark. 4-2.
I got up, but so did she. Lauren hit a super kick and then pinned me. 1-2-3!
At the 14 minute and 34 second mark. 5-2. I got up slowly and Lauren slapped
on the sleeper again. The more I struggled, the harder she pressed. I was
moving my arms around, trying to somehow escape. The more I fought it, the
worse it got. We both went down onto the mat. The ref raised my arm up, and it
went down. Then he raised it up again, and it went down again. Then he raised
up my arm one more time and it went down again. So, at the 18 minute and 59
second mark it became 6-2.
Then she placed her foot on top of me. 1-2-3! At 19 minutes and 6 seconds it
turned into 7-2. Then Lauren placed one finger on me. 1-2-3! At the 19 minute
and 11 seconds it became 8-2. Then she placed her hand on me. 1-2-3! And at 19
minutes and 17 seconds it was 9-2. Suddenly, I rolled onto my stomach. Lauren
applied a camel clutch. "Do you submit?" asked the ref. "Yes!" I said. So at
19 minutes and 36 seconds the scoreboard was 10-2. I started slithering around
the ring. Lauren grabbed onto my ankles, so I grabbed a whole of the ref's
feet. As Lauren yanked on me I dragged Chip the ref crashing down.
He was still down when Lauren pinned me. Chip stood up and ran over, but
twisted his ankle in the process. He was in pain, but he started crawling over
then he slapped the mat. Then he slapped it again. And then again. So at the
23 minute and 58 second mark it became 11-2. The match continued and referee
Lenny Anderson took over the refereeing duties. Lauren punched me in the face
and I went crashing down. Lauren pinned me. 1-2-3! At 25 minutes and 11
seconds the score turned to 12-2. Again, I rolled to my stomach. But she
rolled me back. Now Lauren climbed the ropes.
She changed her mind and climbed the cage. She went as high as she could and
executed a wonderful looking frog splash, but I moved and she crashed. We were
both down. The ref put on the count. "One." Lauren was hurt. "Two." But so was
I. "Three." I got closer to the ropes. "Four." Five." I was using the ropes
for leverage. "Six." Lauren was just laying there. "Seven." I was almost up.
"Eight." I was on my feet. "Nine." Just barely. "Ten." At the 27 minute and 46
second mark, the board now read 12-3. I didn't want to miss an opportunity, so
I quickly rolled Lauren onto her back and hooked both her legs as I pinned
her. 1-2-3! At 27 minutes and 58 seconds, it was now 12-4.
Lauren was still hurt, this was my chance. I locked on a figure four on her.
The ref asked her if she wanted to submit. She didn't reply. But her shoulders
were down. So the ref slapped the mat three times. 28 minutes and 34 seconds,
and it became 12-5. I kept the figure four on so Lenny the ref counted again.
(28 minutes and 57 seconds; 12-6.) Lauren attempted to reverse the figure
four. She accidently left her shoulders down too long and the ref counted
again. (29 minutes and 44 seconds; 12-7.) She finally reversed the figure
four. Now the pain was on me. I had no choice but to release the hold. We were
both down. "One." "Two." Had to grab the rope. "Three." "Four." Getting
closer! "Five!" Six!" Grabbed it. "Seven." Getting up. "Eight." "Nine." I was
up. "Ten."
So at 31 minutes and 53 seconds, it was now 12-8. Lauren still hadn't gotten
back up to her feet, so the referee counted again. "One." "Two." I was leaning
up against the turn buckle post. "Three." "Four." Lauren was attempting to
stand up. "Five." "Six." She was still moving. "Seven." "Eight." I was at
least getting my air back. "Nine." "Ten." And at 32 minutes and 54 seconds it
was now 12-9. I still needed more rest. So I stood and watched the ref count
her out again. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Just like that at 33:18 the
score was 12-10.
To Be Continued... Hour in the Cage continues!
