Author Topic: You know your session is going bad when..... (Read 44577 times)

lee092760 · « **on:** January 05, 2012, 10:54:24 am »

You know your session is going bad when.....(fill in the blank)

Forum Saradas · « **on:** January 05, 2012, 10:54:24 am »

Duke69 · « **Reply #1 on:** January 05, 2012, 01:58:59 pm »

When she says I didn't know you were black, and no way are you putting that thing inside of me. There is no recovery from that. No one has ever said that to me until after they have my money.

gordonlloyd · « **Reply #2 on:** January 05, 2012, 02:02:57 pm »

She knocks you out with an armbar 15 minutes into the session and you wake up 45 minutes later and she says times up get out !!!

grendelsm21 · « **Reply #3 on:** January 05, 2012, 08:26:28 pm »

You take off your duds, she breaks out in a cold sweat, shivers, and then says, "That looks just like a penis . . . only smaller."

fred1959 · « **Reply #4 on:** January 05, 2012, 11:22:17 pm »

......Lauren Powers opens the door.

bulldozer · « **Reply #5 on:** January 05, 2012, 11:26:47 pm »

Quote from: fred1959 on January 05, 2012, 11:22:17 pm

......Lauren Powers opens the door.

agreed

uptomyleftnut · « **Reply #6 on:** January 06, 2012, 01:23:27 am »

awesome fred!!!!!!!!!!!

achilleus · « **Reply #7 on:** January 06, 2012, 01:59:33 pm »

- she empties a bottle of red wine during the first ten minutes of the session
- instead of her bra, she is taking her wig of
- Hulk Hogan enters the room, and finds you holding hands with Brooke (she does sessions, doesn't she?

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motenak · « **Reply #8 on:** January 07, 2012, 09:44:33 am »

she opens the door then immediately slams it shut in your face and the only words you hear her say are "no thanks, I'll pass"!

Duke69 · « **Reply #9 on:** January 08, 2012, 04:45:55 pm »

I feel I phrased my post earlier in the thread poorly, I revceived a number of pm's and need to clarify. The girls that rejected me were due to my size and they didn't want me botoming out in them. None rejected me because of my race, only my length and girth. I don't want to name names.

uptomyleftnut · « **Reply #10 on:** January 08, 2012, 10:31:55 pm »

duke

if ya gotta be rejected ......................................... way to go!!!!!!

shimmer1 · « **Reply #11 on:** January 09, 2012, 09:53:34 am »

Re: You know your session is going bad when.....

suddenly the air gets thinner, all you can think about is getting it in her, the suspense is making you sick, so you slip your hands down her pants, and bit*h got a dick.

lee092760 · « **Reply #12 on:** January 09, 2012, 10:21:43 am »

you ask if she's into anal, she says sure just let me get ready and she walks out of her room wearing a strap on

gibbster · « **Reply #13 on:** January 09, 2012, 05:57:35 pm »

....she confirms the session rule of you being able to touch anything that's uncovered - but then refuses to take her overcoat off

lee092760 · « **Reply #14 on:** January 09, 2012, 10:01:54 pm »

when she says, I'll be back in 1 minute I just have to shave

Author Topic: You know your session is going bad when..... (Read 44577 times)

Forum Saradas

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motenak

Duke69

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