Forum Saradas
Private Sessions => Talking about sessionettes => Topic started by: lee092760 on January 05, 2012, 10:54:24 am
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You know your session is going bad when.....(fill in the blank)
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When she says I didn't know you were black, and no way are you putting that thing inside of me. There is no recovery from that. No one has ever said that to me until after they have my money.
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She knocks you out with an armbar 15 minutes into the session and you wake up 45 minutes later and she says times up get out !!!
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You take off your duds, she breaks out in a cold sweat, shivers, and then says, "That looks just like a penis . . . only smaller."
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......Lauren Powers opens the door.
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......Lauren Powers opens the door.
agreed
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awesome fred!!!!!!!!!!!
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- she empties a bottle of red wine during the first ten minutes of the session
- instead of her bra, she is taking her wig of
- Hulk Hogan enters the room, and finds you holding hands with Brooke (she does sessions, doesn't she? ???)
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she opens the door then immediately slams it shut in your face and the only words you hear her say are "no thanks, I'll pass"!
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I feel I phrased my post earlier in the thread poorly, I revceived a number of pm's and need to clarify. The girls that rejected me were due to my size and they didn't want me botoming out in them. None rejected me because of my race, only my length and girth. I don't want to name names.
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duke
if ya gotta be rejected ......................................... way to go!!!!!!
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Re: You know your session is going bad when.....
suddenly the air gets thinner, all you can think about is getting it in her, the suspense is making you sick, so you slip your hands down her pants, and bit*h got a dick.
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you ask if she's into anal, she says sure just let me get ready and she walks out of her room wearing a strap on
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....she confirms the session rule of you being able to touch anything that's uncovered - but then refuses to take her overcoat off
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when she says, I'll be back in 1 minute I just have to shave
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LMAO!!!! THAT is the post du jour!! Heeheehee!!
you ask if she's into anal, she says sure just let me get ready and she walks out of her room wearing a strap on
"Daddy" aka Angie Salvagno ;)
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Chris Hansen of "Dateline NBC" comes out of a bathroom with his camera crew and deadpans, "Would you care to explain yourself?"
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"I'm a mutha-fuckin' schmoe and proud of it. Amber? Go kick that guy's ass."
Chris Hansen of "Dateline NBC" comes out of a bathroom with his camera crew and deadpans, "Would you care to explain yourself?"
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You've busy with your dick in your hand and she is busy talking to a friend on the phone...and you blow your load anyway...
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Chris Hansen of "Dateline NBC" comes out of a bathroom with his camera crew and deadpans, "Would you care to explain yourself?"
The all too familiar voice of the ubertroll extroidonaire echoed like a cacophony of sardonic whispers in what was meant to be a deserted house.
"why dont you take a seat over there" he half asks in an instructive tone. I say nothing, but place myself on the barstool in the centre of the kitchen cum living room.
"what are you doing here?" His voice sounds rehearsed and forced, not really inquisitive or genuine at all. My thoughts race, almost merge into one big gail wind of confusion and self concern. Then, I leap up from the stool, and yell at the top of my lungs " THE CAKE WAS A LIE!" I leap over the counter and seize my snobish prize by the throat.
"Relax babe" I wink at the teenage accress "I knew you were 18 all along, but it seems we will have to finish this latter"
I draw a loaded pistol revolver from my pocket and hold it at the forehead of the he-bitch and tell him that if he moves I WILL kill him. I then proceed to have my way with my quarry; powerless to resist, I take what I want. Hansen's head rings like a bell as I pound him both anally and with my arms.
"Perverted justice might be quick, but you cant outrun my fists" I tell him with irony. It is ironic because it is actaully my own dick - a fat one - that is beating him visciously against the table now.
After I finish, I high five the hooker slut "next time..." I tell her.
Latter that day, I am arrested by the police, tasered like a bro, and escorted to the makeshift booking station where I am charged with soliciting sex from a minor, rape, battery, resisting arrest, and sexually assulting 2 police officers for the Lulz, in addition to properrty damage with my feet against the interior of the unmarked police vehicle.
In court, I am released on conditional bail that I seek mental health support, and am back on the internet within the hour under the same screen name, chatting with my old pals about what an exciting day I had. Just then, I notice my special penpal's avatar light up. I messege her and arrage for more of the same next week...
In retrospect, the private session could have been much better.
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you ask if she's into anal, she says sure just let me get ready and she walks out of her room wearing a strap on
Great idea for roleplay, perhaps with Mistress Treasure.
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When Dayana Cadeau looks at you and says (after you paid) "Sorry, I got my period today and we can't do anything sensual" even though you talked to her on the phone 15 minutes earlier and she "forgot" to bring that up. Then you look at her and realize she looks like Little Richard.......
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ya except fbbs DONT GET their periods being on juice ugh
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She leaves the TV on and watches it while she "wrestles" ...
She takes a phone call about her broken hot water heater ...
(both real stories)
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When Dayana Cadeau looks at you and says (after you paid) "Sorry, I got my period today and we can't do anything sensual" even though you talked to her on the phone 15 minutes earlier and she "forgot" to bring that up. Then you look at her and realize she looks like Little Richard.......
How long ago was this?
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You've busy with your dick in your hand and she is busy talking to a friend on the phone...and you blow your load anyway...
So, you've sessioned with Gayle Moher, then?
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She leaves the TV on and watches it while she "wrestles" ...
She takes a phone call about her broken hot water heater ...
(both real stories)
You've definitely sessioned with Gayle Moher.....
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Good one kholloways!!!
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she says: 'ok, some girls give you a session like the porno channel, this one is gonna be more like the disney channel' (true story sadly - and she wasnt kidding. you could have viewed a tape of it well before 9pm watershed)
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One minute I'm enjoying a boxing session with Sandra Faas, and the next thing I know I'm on my back and she is forcing me to worship her bicep in my face. She knocked me out with a kick. I never saw it coming, and never knew what hit me! I would do it all over again though for sure. I was sore for over a week. Busted nose and lip, black eye, bruised ribs, and a sore jaw!
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She leaves the TV on and watches it while she "wrestles" ...
She takes a phone call about her broken hot water heater ...
(both real stories)
You've definitely sessioned with Gayle Moher.....
Son of gun, you nailed it! OMG. The TV story was her. Talk about not making an effort ...
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I'm assuming she didn't stop the clock while she has chatting on the phone, or had you in a one-arm headlock, so thus it counted?
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bald female bodybuilders, more facial hair then you have after you go unshaven for 3 days. the clit looking like a small erect penis. what else, the voice changing after an overdose of way to much steroid use. What else? there is a happy medium with some drug use and i guess ' the look' that is completely unattainable ? but the burnt out lack of attention by some of the girls is the worst. This is a great forum for 'the truth in lousy sessions ' and mostly true.
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... when after a great first session she convinces you for a second session the next day with a nice discount. When you show up the next day she says who are you? Not even remembering you or the discount, Or the fact the you helped her with her laptop issue.
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goose - sounds like lauren powers to me?
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:laugh: :laugh:
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When Dayana Cadeau looks at you and says (after you paid) "Sorry, I got my period today and we can't do anything sensual" even though you talked to her on the phone 15 minutes earlier and she "forgot" to bring that up. Then you look at her and realize she looks like Little Richard.......
2004
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"Maybe you just don't like me..."
"Here, let me show you some pictures of me."
"Come on in, we don't have much time..."
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when she is all like "I think this was a bad idea" then proceeds to give you a lecture on what a "session" is. Needless to say it was not as great as I thought it would be.
Lioness...
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When you are lifted by the massive FBB you were stalking, thrown out from ladies' locker room and then banned from the gym.
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when she is all like "I think this was a bad idea" then proceeds to give you a lecture on what a "session" is. Needless to say it was not as great as I thought it would be.
Lioness...
Obviously, I don't know exactly what happened there, but now don't feel so bad about missing out on her...
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Obviously, I don't know exactly what happened there, but now don't feel so bad about missing out on her...
There's parts I left out but basically it went like this...
When I arrived and she opened the door I was surprised by how big she was and so there was some awkwardness where I didn't know what to do (which is weird since I had done so many of these before.) I handed the money forward and said "here ya go" and she responded negatively almost cancelling the session. I had to explain that I was not in this for purposes of like getting something "extra."
The session itself was rather eh. I didn't feel she was really into it. I guess it's just one of those things, you could be the strongest woman in the world, but that doesn't necessarily translate to being a good sessionette.
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Obviously, I don't know exactly what happened there, but now don't feel so bad about missing out on her...
There's parts I left out but basically it went like this...
When I arrived and she opened the door I was surprised by how big she was and so there was some awkwardness where I didn't know what to do (which is weird since I had done so many of these before.) I handed the money forward and said "here ya go" and she responded negatively almost cancelling the session. I had to explain that I was not in this for purposes of like getting something "extra."
The session itself was rather eh. I didn't feel she was really into it. I guess it's just one of those things, you could be the strongest woman in the world, but that doesn't necessarily translate to being a good sessionette.
That sounds like it got off with an awkward, bad vibe and never righted itself.
But how could you be surprised by how big she is?
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I know right. You'd think I would have expected it. So many of these women aren't very tall, even in heels. I think it was more of a situation of like "wow, she's big!" moment that just threw me off. If I had reacted with "wow, you look amazing" which is what I should have said, I am sure it would have gone a lot better.
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When she takes off her panties and you're like Dame is that a big clit or a small dick?!"
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You know when the session is going bad when you can't wait for it to end because it did not meet or exceed your expectations at all.
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I've suffered many of these moments in the days when I had money to burn. Lauren Powers & Heather Fine were the absolute pits. Gayle Moher was a very lazy session lady. Nicole P stank off cigarettes and Joanna Thomas had terrible skin and called her mum!! :-[
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I've suffered many of these moments in the days when I had money to burn. Lauren Powers & Heather Fine were the absolute pits. Gayle Moher was a very lazy session lady. Nicole P stank off cigarettes and Joanna Thomas had terrible skin and called her mum!! :-[
I had no idea that Lauren Powers had a bad reputation because she sounds so nice in the emails. Can't say I had a bad experience Gayle but she does seem to lose interest in the session near the end. I only met Nicole P once while she did not stink of cigarettes, I took exception when she lit up when someone called me in the middle of the session. It put me off seeing her. As for Joanna Thomas, when I saw her in 2005-2007, she always had great skin. But if she was in a bad mood, all you would hear her f*** this and f*** that while she knocked back the vino. But once she calmed down, it was always an enjoyable session. I am not sure about her these days.
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.... she warns you to be careful when touching her biceps, in case the pre contest fake tan rubs off.
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I've suffered many of these moments in the days when I had money to burn. Lauren Powers & Heather Fine were the absolute pits. Gayle Moher was a very lazy session lady. Nicole P stank off cigarettes and Joanna Thomas had terrible skin and called her mum!! :-[
Maybe it's approach, but I not only never had a bad session with Heather Fine -- and I had a bunch of sessions with her from 1998-2002 -- she was cool the times I showed up late and (as I've written somewhere on these boards before) even extended one session almost an hour after she spent 10 minutes taking a UPS delivery, mid-session.
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None rejected me because of my race, only my length and girth. I don't want to name names.
Thank you for that clarification. I do believe that racist session wrestlers should be named.
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... you don't do your research as to what the sessionette does.
As I've said a couple of times in threads here, sometimes many of us think with the wrong head and make an appointment. I know I have. I can say that 95 or more percent of the 30 or more fbbs have been very enjoyable in session having me leave with a smile on my face. No FS but sensual, entertaining and memorable. There have been a few rare problems because, again, I thought with the wrong head. AGAIN... the problems I had were my fault due to a lack of research and my horny nature. Not the ladies.
The first was one of my first FBB sessions with Amy Rainaldo. Gorgeous woman, thought she was more sensual than she was. It turned out I didn't realize she was only into muscle worship. And a scissor or three. No roleplay and not really sensual. I pleasured myself in front of her, but that was about it.
The next was Kordelia Devonshire. Online she did and still does have a devilish smile and a knockout figure. I hadn't had a session in quite a while and was stressed out at work, desperate for stress relief. I couldn't find "junglepet's" animal print thong and went to her hotel room on a rainy Saturday afternoon with jeans on, sandals and a t-shirt. Underneath I was full commando. Kordi did not want "junglepet" full commando and rubbing his junk against her as the Amazon Queen scissored and ordered me around the room. In retrospect, I understand. At the time it was very frustrating and disconcerting. Again, my fault.
About three ladies who have been criticized here, Layla Lane, Gayle Moher and Dayana Cadeau, I have a few comments. I've seen Layla a half dozen time between 2004 and 2010. About 4 1/2 times I had a great time. The other 1 1/2 times were mixed. Never had a serious problem. I loved her sexy dominant body and attitude and she seemed to like me. We usually enjoyed ourselves. About Gayle, we had three great sessions, one in Southern California, the other two in NYC. Knowing her reviews I was a gentleman at first and pampered her. First time I ordered champagne with a cheese & fruit plate. That began our tradition. The first two sessions became highly sensual and by the third we both knew what we liked. She turned on me for a proposed fourth session. Due to a business scheduling problem I had to cancel two days before our appointment. She ripped me to shreds via email and we never met again. Yet those first three sessions.... Wow.
As for Dayana, I saw her twice. As one famous FBB who knew her once said in the early 2000s when I met her, "Ha! She really doesn't like sessions!" It was for the cash, and I understand that. The first session "junglepet" and the Amazon Queen kicked off beautifully and I was about to pleasure her orally when she stopped and said, "That's more money." (I forgot how much.) I looked out of the window of the hotel, saw a ATM nearby and said, "Stay in that position. I'll be right back!" (The other head called me.) I ran downstairs half dressed, ran back upstairs, put the cash on the dresser and we went at it hot and heavy. The next time I saw her, a year later, I had the extra cash on me. As we got to that point of the session she said, "No way, I'm engaged now."
Oh well. I enjoyed myself at the end but... such is life.
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The first was one of my first FBB sessions with Amy Rainaldo. Gorgeous woman, thought she was more sensual than she was. It turned out I didn't realize she was only into muscle worship. And a scissor or three. No roleplay and not really sensual. I pleasured myself in front of her, but that was about it.
Amy must've liked me, I found her sensual (up to a point). Was a good thing for me she retired I guess, met her 6 times.
Sensuality is not a big thing for me when booking, by the time I've decided I want to meet someone my baseline for happiness is just spending the time. One thing I've found that's extremely helpful (related to the above) is waiting to talk about anything delicate until you're in the room with her. Many have told me they appreciated this a lot as it allowed them to give either answer knowing me staying (paying) wasn't dependent on that answer.
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When she asks you what you wanted to do in the session at the start of the session even though you emailed her about it a day before and she claimed she was ecstatic about it. True story. Happened to me a couple of weeks ago and the session, I played it off like it was no big deal and the session took a nosedive from there.
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Depending on what the request was, maybe she didn't like how you looked. That is the only way it could nosedive just because you needed to remind her about it.
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Depending on what the request was, maybe she didn't like how you looked. That is the only way it could nosedive just because you needed to remind her about it.
Although I take pretty good physical care of myself and would like to think I'm a young studmuffin, I will concede that some people just don't click together.
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Based on some Herbicepscam profile pics and the actual version on cam, I could only imagine being greeted by someone who fell way below expectations.
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Depending on what the request was, maybe she didn't like how you looked. That is the only way it could nosedive just because you needed to remind her about it.
Then she should've not taken his money if it was a problem for her.
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They ask for money Upfront.
Gabrielle Nicander, Collete G, Melissa Coates, Goddess Sierra.
They women give ZERO SHITS about a session once they have fully been payed. FACT!
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I've never done that or I don't do that after she mentioned in the Emails She loves to do that...
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Makes weird faces when you're asking her to do what you had agreed upon through phone call and text and says I don't know...
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Says she is super sensual and sexual and likes to try new things and gave you the the most shit uninterested handjob
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starts off talking for about 10 minutes and tries to "END YOU" as early as possible
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Makes you wait a few minutes before she gives room number, once you get there she says "we gotta hurry up, your time is almost up"
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Blocks your hand when you try to feel after emails indicated she was super open sexually...
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They ask for money Upfront.
Gabrielle Nicander, Collete G, Melissa Coates, Goddess Sierra.
They women give ZERO SHITS about a session once they have fully been payed. FACT!
I saw Gabe once. Massive woman and funny. Sexy. A nice session. A year later I was going to see another FBB and I saw her in the lobby of the hotel from a short distance away. For me she became too masculine and never saw her again. Sessioned with Melissa a few times. Yeah, read the reviews. Talky? Sometimes. Sexy as hell. Strong. But she knew why I was there and I always left with a smile on my face. Great reviews but lousy session for me was Alex of NY. Lots of talk on the phone, in session, not much action... looked better in pics. Weird experience. No connection.
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They ask for money Upfront.
Gabrielle Nicander, Collete G, Melissa Coates, Goddess Sierra.
They women give ZERO SHITS about a session once they have fully been payed. FACT!
I saw Gabe once. Massive woman and funny. Sexy. A nice session. A year later I was going to see another FBB and I saw her in the lobby of the hotel from a short distance away. For me she became too masculine and never saw her again. Sessioned with Melissa a few times. Yeah, read the reviews. Talky? Sometimes. Sexy as hell. Strong. But she knew why I was there and I always left with a smile on my face. Great reviews but lousy session for me was Alex of NY. Lots of talk on the phone, in session, not much action... looked better in pics. Weird experience. No connection.
Gabe is easily top 3 I've seen as far as looks is concerned and she was definitely strong. She was y'all, thick, curvy, and ridiculous body. She was just a horrible person. And this was during her early session days
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They ask for money Upfront.
Gabrielle Nicander, Collete G, Melissa Coates, Goddess Sierra.
They women give ZERO SHITS about a session once they have fully been payed. FACT!
I saw Gabe once. Massive woman and funny. Sexy. A nice session. A year later I was going to see another FBB and I saw her in the lobby of the hotel from a short distance away. For me she became too masculine and never saw her again.
Same for me except I saw her very soon after her profile went up and then 3 weeks later, both were really good sessions. Never after.
Never heard a bad word about Sierra before this, hmm.
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I've never done that or I don't do that after she mentioned in the Emails She loves to do that...
This has only come up once for me, turned out it was a repeat thing for her but she said yes for a 1st session because I had a reference which she forgot about at the time, fortunately I was able to find the email in about 15 seconds and she apologized.
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Most boring session with a girl I’d met 5 times previously, retired then came back. The previous 5 had been extremely good and extremely sensual. I met her and we had the most dull session ever, me being too polite to say ‘when are we getting going?’ After the hour of boredom was up she said ‘oh god! Now I recognise you! Why didn’t you say it was you? We’d have had a LOT more fun!’
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starts off talking for about 10 minutes and tries to "END YOU" as early as possible
^^^
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When she puts too many restrictions on what you can do and you end up with blue balls.
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When she takes off her panties and you're like Dame is that a big clit or a small dick?!"
Actually that would be a great session for me.
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When she lets you in to her hotel room and proceeds to let you know that the previous client is still in the bathroom.
Actually the session didn't turn out that bad eventually, but ffs...
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When she lets you in to her hotel room and proceeds to let you know that the previous client is still in the bathroom.
Actually the session didn't turn out that bad eventually, but ffs...
Did you ask him if he is on saradas
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When she lets you in to her hotel room and proceeds to let you know that the previous client is still in the bathroom.
Actually the session didn't turn out that bad eventually, but ffs...
Did you ask him if he is on saradas
We avoided each other but I will think about that next time. :thanks:
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I feel I phrased my post earlier in the thread poorly, I revceived a number of pm's and need to clarify. The girls that rejected me were due to my size and they didn't want me botoming out in them. None rejected me because of my race, only my length and girth. I don't want to name names.
As a Black guy who goes to sessions I'd enjoy the names. So I know who to avoid.
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One minute I'm enjoying a boxing session with Sandra Faas, and the next thing I know I'm on my back and she is forcing me to worship her bicep in my face. She knocked me out with a kick. I never saw it coming, and never knew what hit me! I would do it all over again though for sure. I was sore for over a week. Busted nose and lip, black eye, bruised ribs, and a sore jaw!
I hate that I wasn't into boxing and beatdowns when she was sessioning. That sounds like a great fantasy of mine.
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They ask for money Upfront.
Gabrielle Nicander, Collete G, Melissa Coates, Goddess Sierra.
They women give ZERO SHITS about a session once they have fully been payed. FACT!
I saw Gabe once. Massive woman and funny. Sexy. A nice session. A year later I was going to see another FBB and I saw her in the lobby of the hotel from a short distance away. For me she became too masculine and never saw her again.
Same for me except I saw her very soon after her profile went up and then 3 weeks later, both were really good sessions. Never after.
Never heard a bad word about Sierra before this, hmm.
Same. Makes me curious on the Sierra situation