Well seeing as I had the honor of being Monstress’ first session since 2019 earlier today, I figured I had to do my due diligence and let you all know how it went... I’ve been talking to her for a few years now on HBC so I can’t understate my excitement when she let me know that she was getting into sessions again (after very briefly doing some prior to COVID). She’s within drive-able distance of me, so I didn’t hesitate to book the session. Now onto the session, as soon as I walked through the door… WOW. She is all of 5’7 and 175 pounds lean. Turned out to be even bigger than I expected. We started the session off with some armwrestling. She absolutely smoked me, like embarrassingly bad. For some context, I am a pretty big guy. II workout 4-5 times a week and can bench press 3 plates. It didn’t matter. She still absolutely destroyed me right handed (we’re talking in just a few seconds). Granted I think I kind of suck at armwrestling - I don’t have good technique or anything - but still crazy. She actually gave me a tip with the wrist and I was able to last a few more seconds, but still the same end result. To make it even more impressive, I informed her that I’m left handed and have never lost an armwrestle lefty… Well that’s no longer true. She beat me twice. I put up a fight, but ultimately I couldn’t budge her arm an inch, and tired out and lost. We then moved on to a curl challenge with some dumbbells. She proceeded to beat me there as well by a few reps. She is honestly just ridiculously strong. Next we got into my favorite part, which was the wrestling. It was fantasy wrestling and nothing competitive, but my word… I lost count of how many times I tapped out. Her scissors are insane. Feels like your jaw (and the rest of your skull) might just combust if you don’t tap out. She’s got one hell of a chokehold on her too. Basically any kind of squeeze was lights out. She had me show her a few moves and then she would apply it immediately like a pro. Just straight toying with me and then making me tap whenever she felt like it (which was very often). Took some breaks here and there from getting crushed, in which we proceeded to armwrestle several more times with the same result every time… we also did some muscle worship and she flexed and showed off a bit. You can tell she absolutely enjoys showing off. Just an unbelievable session overall. Exceeded my expectations (and they were already high). She’s just a natural at this stuff and you can tell that she has a good time as well, which makes it even that much more enjoyable for yourself. So to sum it all up, I officially have a new all time favorite session, and it’s going to be very hard to top. If you are ever in her neck of the woods, or if she’s ever in yours, PLEASE do yourself a favor and book a session with her.
