Butch x Bimbo - Episodic story

[El_Roy_1999]

“So. I see you two over here making plans.”
“Like totally! Those boys look like awesome and we're like gonna like fuck them all.”
Kimmy chimed in:
“Yeah, but there's like, you know, a problem, and stuff. I mean, cos there's like five of them and like two of us. That's like not fair cos one of us'll get like two and one three and that's like kinda ... not okay, no?”
“Too true. And as much as I love these guys, I doubt they have it in them to go multiple rounds without a break.” Tonya sighed dramatically. “Whatever can we do to solve this conundrum?”
Kimmy stared at her blankly:
“What's like a cum on drum?”
Kiki giggled:
“It's like when the boys like cum like buckets, you know?”
Tonya snickered and patted the both of them on the back. “You know? Surprisingly close to what I was thinking.”
She grinned as she sat herself down next to them. “Point being, this gets a lot easier to handle with one extra dick thrown into the equation.”
“Aaah ...”
“Oooh ...”
Kiki nodded slowly:
“Ooookay ... Like yeah. That's like a thing. But who's like still got like two dicks?”
Tonya started to grin. She knew something Kiki didn't.
“How about you let me take a turn with you first, Kiki? I've really missed you, and I think I have a surprise that will really make you happy.”
“I like love surprises! Kimmy, can you like take the boys and like do them and I'm like gonna like be like there like kinda soon or something?”
“Like totally! Boooooys ... Wanna like have like some fun? I like got a couple of things to like show you and stuff!”
The gang stared at Tonya. Kimmy was the boss' wife. Could this be okay in any way?
She gave them a thumbs up. “Hey, I never said you had to be perfect gentlemen. My girl wants some loving, and she's coming into you. Are you gonna give it to her or not?” Tonya wrapped an arm around Kiki and grinned at them. If they were comfortable with it, they were welcome to it.

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After some hesitation, Tonya heard things happening, but by now she was probably on the way to Kiki's room.
Tonya walked with an arm around Kiki, her eyes roaming her body as they made their way below deck. Watching every inch of her sway and jiggle was making it nearly impossible to restrain herself.
She led Tonya to her room and grinned:
“We like gonna be like just us two, no?”
“Is that a problem? I know I can give you all the attention you need. Worried you're gonna need more hands for me?”
“Noooo ... I just like like that you're like just with me, cos you're like soooo hunky now.”
She ran her fingers over Tonya’s chest.
“It's like sooo cool to have like just the muscles cos it like makes you like sooo hard and big and stuff?”
She closed the door behind the massive woman and led her to the bed. It was as fully equipped as her, with tons of rings for restraints and a big, robust frame one could hang an ox from.
“Lovely. And it looks like your bedroom is equipped to handle a super stud too.”
Tonya grinned as she stepped up behind Kiki, running her hands up from her thighs to her midsection to her porn star breasts, firmly tweaking one of her nipples through her swimsuit. “I should have known that sort of thing was your taste. A tantalizing little goddess like you probably collects huge, shredded bull lovers like it's nothing, huh?”
“Yeah, like sure, but you're like ... I dunno, the biggest? Like ever?”
She rubbed herself against Tonya’s broad chest and tried to grin with her absurd lips.
“Cos you're like ... incredibly big and stuff! Like I've never seen like anyone with like muscles like this and I've like seen some dudes, you know?”
“Damn right.” Tonya grinned and brought her shoulders forward, creating an imposing profile as her upper body seemed to swell up. “Nobody out there bigger than me. Harder than me. More of a stud than me.”
She pressed herself against Kiki, her granite pecs mashing against her perfectly spherical tits. Tonya’s mouth finding the pink pillows she called lips.
“Think you have it in you too get railed by the biggest and hardest?”
Kiki seemed a little confused.
“Like, what do you like mean? Like ...”
She eyed Tonya’s package.
It was swollen enough that even she could get the picture at this point. It was bundled up pretty tightly, the fabric of Tonya’s shorts preventing her from reaching a full hard-on, but it was still growing bigger by the second.
“Get down there and see for yourself.”
With an expression of friendly curiosity, Kiki squatted down in front of Tonya. Her thick tits bunched against her chin and her fake ass jutted from her hips like two globes stuffed into her.
She took the band of Tonya’s shorts and peeked inside.
There was a pause.
Then she swallowed.
Then she hesitated and mumbled:
“Like ... how?”
At last, she extended a perfectly manicured hand with long pink fingernails and reached inside. Tonya felt her tiny soft hand on her rod.
“Wow ...”
It sounded as if she'd just found the holy grail of cocks.
The whole thing grew warm and swelled at her touch. Beneath, Tonya’s balls flexed and churned. They were full to bursting tonight. By her choice, of course. Whether it was Kimmy or any of the other guests, she fully intended to turn someone on this boat into a cum balloon.
“Hope it's not too much for you”, Tonya said as she looked down at her over her heaving pecs. “You know I won't accept anything less than the biggest.”
Kiki nodded slowly, understanding the mighty responsibility she was faced with.
“I'm like gonna do my best and stuff ...”
Slowly, she started stripping out of her already non-existant swimsuit, giving Tonya a good look of her overstuffed tits. It was kinda weird to see her now “normal” she looked now, what with her being just extensively plastified, while still vaguely realistic, compared to the craziness that was Kimmy.
She really was her own animal. A year or two ago Tonya would have described her as a superfreak bimbo, but Kimmy totally redefined that for her. Still, Kiki definitely had her appeal. Stuffed to bursting with silicone, not a single spot on her body that wasn't soft and curvaceous ... Tonya counted herself lucky to have her totally enamored with her.
Once she was naked, she did her best to get Tonya out of her shorts, but that cock was already tenting it more than a bit.
Seeing as Tonya’s schlong was beginning to get in the way, she reached her thumb under the waistband and began to tear the fabric away. Inch by inch, more of the thick, veiny, red-hot monstrosity was revealed to Kiki.

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She looked surprised. The fact that Tonya could actually see it on her face must mean that she was completely blown away. Her mouth gaped and she started to drip saliva.
“Uhhh ... Wow ...”
Tonya swelled with pride as much as she was with lust. She’d turned the queen of cocks speechless. Assuming she could take the thing, this was gonna be a great night. Hell, even if she couldn't, it was still going to be awesome.
The monster grew in slow spurts as more and more blood drained into it.
“Go on. No need to be shy. Show me what you think of it.”
With a little hesitation, Kiki put both hands on it and started to feel it, to understand just how massive that thing was. She caressed it, licked it, rubbed it against her cheek, fondled it, squeezed it, explored every vein and every bump. She went down to the balls, cupped them, squeezed them gently, played with them for a bit, then licked around them, then sucked one of them into her mouth while holding the other. She released them again, leaving a warm trail of spit, then checked under them and discovered Tonya’s pussy. Surprised, she ran her fingers over its lips, then back up, up, up all the way to her tip.
She slowly pulled back the foreskin, then licked around the glans, kissed it, playing with her tongue over the filament, then back down, smooching its back.
Tonya sighed and shuddered as Kiki lovingly worked her way along all of her most intimate areas. The bimbo had more in her than she thought, given how eager she was to love on everything the big woman had going on down there. As she began to reach back to Tonya’s nuts and then her pussy, her cock grew hard enough to stand on its own. By the time she worked her way back up the top, Tonya was as hard as a diamond. With every heartbeat, the thing leaped upward, like a snake striking out. The massive woman stood there, hands on her hips, fighting not to simply grab her by the hair. She was not Kimmy, after all. She’d have to be gentle.
“Good girl”, she growled.
With a flash of lust in her eyes, Kiki squeezed the rod between her big fake tits and started rubbing it while continuing to lick her shaft and cockhead.
If she continued like that, Tonya was going to have to work hard not to blow her load already.
The musclewoman let out a loud groan as Kiki’s tongue assaulted her cockhead.
“Fuck! Forgot how good you were at this!” Her rod throbbed menacingly as the lustful ministrations pushed her further and further.
Before long, Tonya simply reached down, grabbed Kimmy under her arms, and threw her back onto the bed. “On all fours. I want that pussy, whether I fit or not.”
She scrambled to obey the giant musclewoman, spreading her legs wide and presenting her throbbing, wet cunt. Then she set down her face, reached around her fake ass and pulled her pussy lips apart. Tonya noticed that it was every bit as overengineered as the rest of her body. She had an unhooded clit and thick, juicy pussy lips without inner labia, looking like a perfect doll/pornstar hole.
Tonya smirked at the sight. As a reward for her quick obedience, she knelt and slowly ran her tongue along Kiki’s lips, from the swollen clit all the way up to her asshole, and then back again. Tonya could taste her lust and it only spurred her own horniness more. The bodybuilder climbed up over her, hands on her shoulders, and pressed her gargantuan cockhead against her slit, pushing against her lips just enough to make them part.
“Get ready.”
“Like ... wow ...”
Kiki sank her face into the mattress and brushed against the cockhead with her fingers as Tonya squeezed that monster into her.
It was tough. Sure she was stretchy, but that thing was ... massive. To Tonya, it felt as if she was trying to get her cock into ... Tonya basically hadn't experienced anything like it. It was just way too big. Kiki produced muffled noises and her hands continued rubbing her dick as it went in. If Tonya reached around Kiki’s waist, she could feel that monster move under her skin. If the huge woman continued like that, she was going to go right into Kiki’s uterus.
She grunted and moaned as she pressed further and further into her. God, this was the tightest anything wrapped around her cock had ever felt. She could hear Kiki’s own groans and pants as she forced her way inside, causing her to throb with lust, and that only made Kiki feel tighter. Tonya felt like she could shoot her load after only two seconds inside this girl's snatch.
But, after a long, sweaty, instense session of plumbing deeper and deeper into her, she finally felt like she was pushing against a wall. She had quite possibly bottomed out, or potentially she was pushing into a barrier that shouldn't be possible for her to reach. Not that that stopped her before.
“How you doing, girl?”, Tonya said through gritted teeth, as the feeling of her on her dick was almost too much to take. “You got a safe word or something?”
Tonya got a muffled “Fuuuck ...” followed by a “Moooore ...”.
She tugged on the monster woman’s cock, but in the direction of her pussy.
“Happy to oblige!” Tonya grabbed her firmly by the hips and plunged deeper in. With the first thrust, she could feel the wall give way. Beyond that it felt like her cock was being crushed with pressure, and it felt amazing. She couldn't think of anything that could provide this feeling. Tonya drooled and groaned and bucked her hips harder, desperate for more.
Kiki put her hands on her tummy now, feeling Tonya’s massive tool inside her and the bodybuilder could tell that she was cumming already, her body twitching like crazy.
“Mooooooore ...”
Tonya leaned in, letting more of her weight rest on her. She was in deep enough now that she could fuck Kiki properly, rather than just gingerly pushing in bit by bit. She reared her hips back and jammed herself into her forcefully, her womb sucking her in greedily. Tonya reached around, her hands now resting on the bed and her chest pressing into Kiki’s back.
“Take it. Take it! Fucking take it!”, she roared as she mercilessly drilled into Kiki’s now destroyed cunt.
“Glargh. Aaaah ... Fuuuuck ...”
The bimbo did her best to cling to the mattress, hoping not to die while riding out that long, terrifying orgasm.
Meanwhile Tonya was harder than she’d ever been. She panted as she rammed her girl forcefully, the orgasm beginning to well inside her.
“Gonna fucking cum”, Tonya snarled. The big woman began to pull out of her. It was a miracle she survived this long. If Tonya came inside her, it might actually kill her.
“Yeeeesssss ...”
Kiki bit into the drapes, literally punching against Tonya’s cock now through her skin and soaking her shaft in her juices.
It was too much. Tonya dug her fingers into the sheets as she felt the first shot of cum launch out of her. Tonya could feel Kiki’s pussy balloon with the volume of the load. And the orgasm hit with such force that it literally launched the bimbo forward, free of Tonya’s cock, her cum and the girl’s juices spraying everywhere.
Kiki flopped around on the bed for a moment, her overstretched pussy dripping with Tonya’s cum. It had been truly soaked into Tonya’s jizz and Kiki was breathing heavily just to deal with it.
“Gaaah ...”
Her cock let out several more voluminous spurts as she fell down on all fours. She clambered over to Kiki and looked down at her face.
“You alive over here?”
“Kinda ... That was like ... a lot ... Like ... the most ever, you know?”
She put her hand on Tonya’s chest and sighed.
“Kimmy's like crazy if she like gets fucked by you like a lot, no?”
“Yeah. It was ... really fucking intense. And uh ... yeah. Pretty much every day. You should see what a night between the two of us looks like.”
Kiki grinned weakly.
“I'd like totally want to like see that. And like do it like too ...”
Slowly, feeling returned to her pussy and she touched it. After a bit of fumbling, she said:
“You like really like stretched me out, you know? Like way, way out?”
“Yeah. Shit. Even I didn't think I'd do that much damage.” Tonya reached down and gave it a gentle feel herself.

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“You all right? Think you're gonna be able to walk tonight?”
“Nah.” Kiki smiled. “You're like gonna have to carry me like eeeeverywhere!”
As Tonya examined her, she was happy to see that there were no obvious tears, but she wondered if anyone smaller than her was going to impress Kiki any time soon.
She whispered to herself:
“Damn. I really hadn't intended to do any kind of lasting damage. That said, if all it is is a lasting mark of my dominance ... I suppose that works okay for the both of us.”
Aloud, she said:
“Heh. Sounds like a deal to me.”
Kiki still decided to rest against Tonya for a bit, enjoying her mass and warmth.
After a bit, she asked the musclewoman to help her clean up. Watching her empty herself and just carefully work all that cum out of her pussy was an insane sight.
She also helped Tonya get clean too, carefully rubbing every bit of cum from that uber-body.
Then she got dressed again, picking a super-skimpy bandeau top and a g-string.
For a moment, Tonya regretted ripping her swim shorts open. She went digging around quickly to find some sort of alternative, and find a pair of trunks left behind by some previous conquest of Kiki's. They were practically plastered onto her, but she didn't mind that much.
As promised, Tonya scooped Kiki up once they were dressed again. “Shall we?”
“Like totally!”
She pointed to the door, happy to be carried by her own personal master.
As they headed out, they came to the deck and they saw, well, a vision. Kimmy was currently being fucked into every orifice by Tonya’s guys. It was shocking to watch as two guys shared her pussy and her asshole, while another guy fucked her nipple while fisting her other one, as two guys were getting blown by Kimmy’s super-plump lips.
Katie was just a little further away with Britney and Lindsey and she looked really, really shocked.
“Jee-zus”, Tonya said, breaking out into a toothy grin. “Should have known she'd put the whole crew to work.” She was tempted to go over just to say something, but she didn't want to take Kimmy out of the ultimate gangbang, even for a moment. She instead strolled over to the other girls, watching intently.
Katie was still completely transfixed, while Lindsey was holding her hand. Britney sighed:
“I should be there with them ...”
Tonya sat down next to them, Kiki in her lap, feet dangling in the pool water. “Not feeling neglected over here, are we?”

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Lindsey smiled:
“She didn't expect that to happen. Seriously, I didn't expect that to happen.”
Britney shrugged:
“Yeah, but as soon as there's an opening ...”
Katie just blinked.
Tonya patted Katie on her back sympathetically. Poor thing was probably a little overloaded. Tonya’s eyes were then drawn to Britney's crotch. Her clit was no doubt begging for attention by now.
“Ha. Yep. I knew putting all of y'all in a confined space with some horny dudes was a good call. Now it's just a matter of whether Kimmy can outlast six dudes, but I've got a good idea of who is bet on.”
Kiki grinned and said:
“Like definitely her. I mean, those boys are like big and strong, but ... Wait? Is she like really getting fucked into the nipples?”
Katie nodded:
“Yeah ... I don't get it either.”
“I told you. She's insatiable. Went ans found one of the best plastic surgeons in the world just to make herself more fuckable. All as a surprise for me. She's crazy, that one.”
Kiki sighed:
“That's like, love, you know?”
Katie continued to stare:
“Wait ... so she got operated to be like this?”
The other girls grinned at her. You sweet innocent child.
“Baby, I think you're the only woman here that hasn't had *some* kind of work done. And I'm not just talking plastic surgery. That's on the vanilla end of things for us.”
“Okay ... What else did you do?”
Just then, the first guy, the pussy-fucker, stopped, rolling on his back satisfied. Britney jumped up with a happy giggle and went:
“Whoo! Me next!”
And off she went.
Tonya laughed quietly. She was surprised she held out as long as she did.

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“Well, I don't even know how I would describe a lot of it. It's experimental shit. I guess I would call it hormone treatments, or gene therapy. That's where my cock and her clit came from. And Lindsey here has been taking pills dedicated to making her tougher all over.”
She stared at Lindsey and the girl picked a bit of her skin and pulled at it.
“It's really stretchy like rubber. I'm not Mister Fantastic or anything, but I can literally blow myself up, or at least handle a lot of stuff down my butt or my pussy. With Tonya, that's a good idea.”
“Mister Fantastic?”
“Uh, Fantastic Four. Comic nerd stuff. Don't ask.”
Tonya laughed to herself again. “Yep, I tend to have that effect on people. I can't tell you how good it feels to be able to not have to hold back when I'm in the sack with someone.”
Katie blushed:
“Yeah ... Sorry about that ... I just ... I had no idea where to put that thing.”
“Oh, don't be ashamed or anything! That was a lot of fun in its own way! It'd been ages since I was with someone outside of my own circle here. It was so much fun to get a raw, uncensored first reaction. And to fluff my ego a bit by seeing how huge I looked next to you.”
“I mean, your cock is big enough that you can suck yourself, right?”
“Heh. Yep. And a lot more than that too. I've got to show you what Kimmy can do with it sometime.”
She was a little shocked by the idea, but nodded.
“I guess I do.”
They all saw that the guys were a little confused by Britney's clit, but there was obviously a kind of Kimmy-fucking camaraderie developing.
Meanwhile, Kiki was getting horny again and Lindsey was definitely getting excited about getting brutalized by Tonya.
The big woman subtly licked her lips, locking eyes with the other girls, all clearly needy.
“Or maybe a firsthand demonstration is in order. I think we could all do with letting off some of this pressure.”
They looked at Tonya expectantly. Who was first?
Tonya softly ran her hand against Katie's shoulder. “I think we should start off with whoever needs the most gentle treatment. Assuming you're not feeling too shy tonight?”
“I ... It's a lot to take in ...”
Kiki leaned towards her and caressed her, then she smiled as much as she could and said:
“You're like a cute one, you know?”

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Lindsey followed suit and ran a hard, rubbery hand over Katie’s leg.
“Definitely cute.”
Tonya wrapped a beefy arm around her, leaving her now completely cocooned in lustful flesh.
“Irresistibly cute, even. You girls thinking what I'm thinking?”
She earned a blank stare from Kiki and a look of moderate panic from Katie.
Lindsey just licked her lips.
“It's okay, baby girl.” Tonya’s hand ran along Katie’s bare thigh. “Nothing intense. Just three beautiful women giving you the best night of your life.”
She relaxed a bit as Kiki continued caressing her, then kissed her with her plump lips. Meanwhile, Lindsey followed Katie's harmless curves and just sighed happily as the girl parted her legs carefully.
Tonya’s hand slipped gently between Katie’s legs, caressing her lips through her swimsuit with the gentlest touch possible. The big woman slid her mouth in around Kiki, placing several soft kisses along Katie’s neck and collarbone.
Katie sighed, overwhelmed, but actually enjoying this.
She put her hand around Kiki's back and obviously marvels at her tiny waist and her enormous fake tits.
Meanwhile, Lindsey touched the inside of her thighs, making her shiver.
“You'll tell us if you want something specific, right, sweetie?”, Tonya asked as her hand roamed over Katie’s cute, tight butt. The bodybuilder reached beneath the girl’s swimsuit to grab a handful of it as her mouth continued along her shoulder and down her chest.
“Just ... don't stop ...”
Kiki expertly teased her tongue, and her hand gently worked the back of Katie’s neck while Lindsey spread her legs further, her hard body getting very close to Tonya’s.
The musclewoman’s cock was already back at one hundred percent. It was fighting against the fabric of her new shorts, pressing insistently against Katie's thigh. The four of us all intertwined, moaning, kissing, and groping ... It was almost too much for Tonya. Had to be heaven for sweet little Katie.
The girl slowly turned around now as Lindsey moved under her. The rubbery girl was moving her downwards, to get her even more to the center of it. Meanwhile, Kiki continued frenching with her, her heavy tits rubbing all over Katie's tiny ones.
As they grew more involved with each other, Tonya decided to throw propriety to the wind. She let her dick slip out of the waistband of her shorts and rubbed it against Katie's body, the size of the thing rivaling that of her torso. It twitched with excitement as it slid against her.
She gasped as she felt that huge thing against herself and Tonya could see Lindsey's eyes open wide. That thing was always a pleasure. Kiki eagerly gave it a good lick, then returned to Katie.

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The poor girl felt the monster rub all over her tiny body.
She tightened herself a little to get it even harder.
Tonya gave a quiet, bassy laugh as Katie reacted to the size of that equipment. She hoped it never stopped being a shock to her. The musclewoman loved that reaction from her.
She slipped it gently between Katie and Lindsey, the hard, veiny length of it slowly rubbing against Katie's pussy lips and Lindsey's mouth simultaneously.
Lindsey started licking it every time it passed her while fondling Katie from the back. Katie did her best to deal with the gargantuan rod moving over her while Kiki conforted her with kiss after kiss, almost stealing her breath and moving herself between Tonya and her dick.
The giant woman let herself lean forward, her arms now resting on either side of the pile that the girls had formed. She could feel Kiki's tender lips now slipping along the top of her shaft, in addition to all the other soft skin rubbing against it with each thrust.
They giggled and moaned as Tonya continued to bear down on them and Katie started to look a little lost. Her eyes lost focus and she was obviously very close to cumming.
Heh. Already at her limit. Well, Tonya was happy to help her reach it. She wrapped her arms around her, reaching back towards Lindsey, and held all three of them in a tight embrace as best as she could. Giving them a firm but loving squeeze, Tonya sped up with her thrusts, pleasuring the girls' dripping pussies like the world's biggest sex machine.
“Glllaaargh ...”
Kiki just produced an “eep” as she came, while Lindsey growled with lust.
Katie was just trying to deal with the pressure, the warmth, the sweat, the power, the sheer overwhelming intensity.
Tonya pulled herself free, her cock now thoroughly slicked with pussy juices. She looked down at Katie, grinning. “Mind blown yet? Or can you take more?”
She just grinned stupidly, her mind completely broken.
Lindsey, on the other hand, gave Tonya a lusty grin.
“All right, one down.” The massive bodybuilder stood up to her full height, muscles already primed and pumped from her first romp with Kiki, cock standing perfectly straight and looming over Lindsey.
“Get over here so I can crush you.”
“Pleeease!”
Lindsey got under Tonya and lifted her butt, wiggling it in her direction. Her swollen, shiny pussy was in open view.
“Do it! Please, mistress!”
Katie stared at this.
Tonya grinned excitedly. Hearing that magic word caused her to swell with excitement. She mercilessly plunged herself into her, her elastic snatch stretching around Tonya’s massive rod.
“Glaaargh!”
She sank it in deep enough, causing her stomach to bulge as her shaft went in. She clung to the floor as Tonya lifted her up on that monster, her legs flailing helplessly.
Kiki watched this attentively. Tonya could tell that something in her mind was trying to understand what was going on.
Katie, on the other hand, was shocked. She was speechless and would probably say something if she weren't as exhausted.
Effortlessly, Tonya lifted her up in front of her, Lindsey’s body impaled on her schlong. The length of it caused her belly to bulge out obscenely, the sort of bulge that would kill a normal person. Tonya grabbed her by her hips and mercilessly forced her further down, sighing in pleasure with each clench of her body. Tonya looked over her shoulder at Katie, a pleased smirk on the big woman’s face. Her puzzled response was just icing on the cake to all of this.
“Harder, mistresssss ... Pleassssse ...”
Lindsey egged Tonya on, her elastic body providing just the right tightness to her cock. She felt her rubbery, taut skin under her fingers. Tonya could sink them deep into her, squeezing and twisting her. She was obviously in pain, but also incredibly turned on.
Katie tried to come up with the courage to intervene, but at the same time, it was too clear that Lindsey loved this.
“Mistress? Mistress?” Tonya wrapped both arms around her, crushing her against her chest, squeezing both her and her cock in a frightening grip.
“I am your goddess and nothing less. You hear me, tiny?” Tonya doubled down on the strength of her bear hug, her hard pecs and harder nipples pressing into her back.
“Yes! Yes, my goddess! Fuck me! Fuck me harder! I neeeed this!”
Her screams stopped the fuckfest on the other side and the boys were looking over there groggily. Britney knew what to expect and just continued fucking Kimmy. She was not someone to stop just because Lindsey did something stupid.
“Goddamn right!”, Tonya shouted, shoving herself in her as deep as her body would allow her to. Lindsey was still not quite as adapted to the big woman as Kimmy was, but she was going to push her to her absolute limit. All the better that everyone else's eyes were on her. Even if it was just this once, she wanted them to know how outclassed they were. She wanted them to know exactly the hyper-stud she was.
“Aaaah! I'm cumming, my goddess, please! More! Harder! I beeeeg youuuu ...”
Lindsey howled, tears were streaming down her face, Tonya’s bulge hammered into her diaphragm and she gasped for air. Tonya felt that she was tightening around her cock like saran wrap now, and the heat and tension was incredible.
Tonya began to pant with exertion as she felt the orgasm building up within her. “Get ready, runt. You think you're full now, just wait.”
She thrust her hips forward so her cock, and Lindsey, were pointing straight into the air, her hands on the girl’s wrists holding her straight. The position only wrapped her tighter around me. Tonya could barely move inside her anymore, but the impossibly tight suction alone propelled her to empty her nuts inside the rubberwoman.
“Gaaah ...”
Lindsey produced a howl as Tonya’s cock discharged inside her, making her swell up with jizz. It was so much that she literally filled up with it, her belly stretching from the sheer volume.
As Tonya calmed down, the girl stayed stuck like this, hanging on the bodybuilder’s pole and unable to move, but happy.
Tonya placed her hands on her hips, the strength of her cock alone enough to support her body and her sagging belly as she hung there. It stayed pointing upward into the air as Tonya looked around at the crowd she’d gathered. Everyone but Kimmy and Britney stared on in silent awe.
“What? None of you ever see what sex with a real stud is like?”
The boys just stared blankly at her, until one finally said:
“Whatever you say, boss ...”
Behind them, Britney finally came with a happy little grunt.
Tonya grinned and pulled Britney off of her, her cunt oozing all over the boat deck.
“Whatever. Hope y'all enjoyed the show.” Tonya turned to face Kimmy, her attention now fully occupied with her bimbo girl, now that she’d been satisfied.
Kimmy lay there, covered in the boys' cum, grinning stupidly towards her.
Then, she spread her legs, rubbing her large clit.
It did gave the boys a pause at first, but once they discovered all those holes, they decided that was a thing to take or leave.
Tonya smiled back down at Kimmy, slowly stroking her half-erect shlong. “So? Feeling satisfied.”
She looked to the other guys, some still staring blankly at the two of them. “If any of you still need something to occupy your attention, I think Kiki could use some help over there.” Tonya jerked her head towards her and they got the hint, leaving them alone at least for a brief moment.
Tonya could see that the men were completely overwhelmed by this. They didn't expect that this would turn into an orgy, even less that they would get to bang one cock-hungry chick after the other.
They kept watching what Tonya was doing now.
Kimmy, on the other hand, nodded and said:
“I'm like kinda happy, but I like could be like so much happier and stuff, no?”
As the bimbo thought about Tonya and her monster cock, her nipples started to open up and lactate.
The massive musclewoman smiled at her, gave her a kiss on the cum-soaked forehead, then reached down to that gaping nipple. Tonya’s tongue slipped inside teasingly as she began to happily drink her sweet milk.
“Love you, babe”, she said quickly as she came up for air before latching onto Kimmy’s custom-built teat again.
The milk instantly flooded Tonya’s mouth, making her hard again. Tonya felt her mind was starting to spin as the strange aphrodisiac effect it caused increased. At the same time, Tonya felt those weird fingers in Kimmy’s nipple-hole touch her tongue, caressing it and reaching for it.
Tonya positioned herself above her lover, her now stiff cock teasing the bimbo’s snatch, sucking hungrily on one of her breasts as her thumb found its way to the other. She could feel all the telltale signs of Kimmy’s aphrodisiac at work, the cloud of lust over her thoughts, the pleasant tingles over her body ... As if every piece of her was shifting into gear to rock Kimmy’s world.
The girl wrapped her arms around her, holding tight to Tonya’s massive midsection and digging her fingers deep into that heavy back. Kimmy’s free boob started to erupt into thick gushes of milk that flooded Tonya’s hand. Meanwhile, the big woman felt that the tip of her cock was getting sucked inside Kimmy as her clit rubbed against the base of her cock.
Tonya climbed over her, the massive frame seeming to envelope the bimbo and pin her to the floor. As Tonya felt her length sucked inside Kimmy, she rocked herself back and forth eagerly forcing herself deeper. Despite the forcefulness of their fucking and the general freakiness of everything involved ... It looked bizarrely intimate and loving. Tonya grunted and sucked and kissed as Kimmy held her close to her, the sound of the girl’s squeals and moans in Tonya’s ear spurring her on.
The musclewoman got sucked in further and further, the milk blurring her mind. The deeper she got in, the more she felt wrapped and squeezed and touched. Kimmy kissed her happily, the big woman’s monster rod filling her up more and more. She spread her legs further, bringing them up and folding them under Tonya and behind her own head, pretzeling herself up into a handy fucktoy for her love.
With Kimmy’s muscular ass now pulled taut and forming the perfect cushion, Tonya didn't need to think straight to know what to do next. Her hips bounced off Kimmy’s ass with perfect rhythm. They formed the perfect padding with which to fuck the girl at full force. Tonya continued sucking as she rode her, as if intent on draining Kimmy dry, while her hands reached up to the bimbo’s ankles as they rested behind the girl’s head, holding her down at just the right angle, making her pussy cling tight to her shaft and her cockhead pressing at her most sensitive points.
Tonya felt her cock push deeper and deeper. If she continued like that, it was going to pass Tonya’s head and reach Kimmy’s throat again.

[El_Roy_1999]

At the same time, Tonya suddenly felt Kimmy’s asshole open and suckle on her balls as they hit it again and again.
It felt very, very strange.
The sensation caused Tonya to lean back and let out a grunt. She could barely hold it together as Kimmy teased every bit of her.
“Gonna make me fuckin' cum again”, Tonya whispered as she pressed further and further into the girl.
Kimmy kissed Tonya’s head and grabbed her milky hand, trust it between her lips and sucked the milk from the musclewoman’s fingers as she felt the cock travel through her insides.
The bimbo’s insides were milking every part of Tonya for all she was worth. It was nearly too much to process. Tonya was operating purely on instinct and emotion, as every inch of Kimmy that she plowed into just seemed to reward her with new, more intense sensations.
Somehow, this was making Kimmy body change the pattern of the movement. Sometimes, the fingers seemed to circle Tonya’s cock, then they guided it on, then they squeezed it and explored it. It was unclear whether this was a conscious thing on Kimmy’s part. At the same time, Tonya’s balls were slowly disappearing into the girl’s ass, getting fondled all over.
Kimmy licked Tonya’s fingertips eagerly, craving more ...
Unable to process much more than her hand at the entrance to a warm, wet hole, Tonya pressed her hand, followed by her beefy forearm, against the back of Kimmy’s throat. She was simultaneously stretching the girl’S pussy to its limits with her cock and attempting to have her effectively deep throat her arm. What part of Tonya’s brain was still consciously thinking was thrilled to see if the bimbo’s body was able to adapt to this.
Kimmy gagged for just a fraction of a moment, then she sucked it right in, her tongue licking the underside of Tonya’s arm as her cock reached through her insides towards the hand. The bimbo got her hands on the musclewoman’s ass and pushed her in deeper, hoping to get completely impaled on that amazing cock of hers.
It all happened at once. Tonya buried herself completely inside Kimmy. The bimbo girl’s ass sucked her swollen testicles completely inside her, pleasing them with crushing pressure. And her arm, like a second massive dong, shoved itself down the girl’s throat until Tonya’s hand could reach the head of her cock. She let out a scream of pleasure and shoved both her dick and her arm as deep inside as she could.
Kimmy’s nipples opened up, gaping for someone to fuck them as her eyes blanked and she started riding a wave of orgasms.
It didn't take very long for them to find takers. Britney mounted one half of her, clit already rock hard and begging for a second round. One of Tonya’s boys, distracted from the secondary gangbang by their epic fucking, filled Kimmy’s other tit with a cock that would look enormous in any other circumstance. Every hole in Kimmy’s body was now sealed tight.

[El_Roy_1999]

Apparently completely lost to the world, every single one of Kimmy’s openings was spasming intensely to milk anyone even near to it. It felt as if Tonya was all getting pumped dry.
It took basically no time to coax it out of her. It was more intense than any orgasm she’d had before. Her knees gave out, Tonya collapsed beneath Kimmy, and the girl’s full weight came to rest on her hips as she dumped load after load after load into the bimbo’s spasming pussy. The resultant desperate clenching quickly threw her two other lovers into orgasm as well.
Kimmy rode it out, completely exhausted as the whole thing ended. She took deep breaths and cuddled against Tonya’s massive chest, her mouth still forced open like a snake.
When Tonya finally recovered, she saw Kimmy’s mouth still stretched around her arm.
“Fuck”, she muttered, still out of breath. She carefully pulled it out, though she lay there with a half-hard cock still buried in her. “Babe, you all right?”
“Uh-huh ... That was like ... sooo crazy and stuff!”
Tonya could see the other people nod out of the corner of her eye. It was.
She staggered into a position with her arms on either side of her girl, supporting her weight.
“Yeah ... Yeah, no joke. God, I swore you would have put me into a coma there if it got any more intense.”
Kimmy grinned:
“Like seriously? Wow ...”
Then she realized what Tonya said and stuttered:
“Oopsie. Like you know, not? Cos that would be like bad and stuff?”
“Ha ... Don't worry ... You know I'd hey through it one way or another.”
But this did open her eyes to one thing ... She had to step up her game. Tonya gave a quick devilish grin before hugging her close, resting her head against Kimmy’s shoulder.
“What do you like mean? You're like the bestest and stuff!”
“Yeah, but not able to keep up with you in the sex department? Unacceptable.” She lifted herself back up and smiled at her again.
“I'm gonna need the name of that surgeon you went to. As soon as I get the opportunity, I'm getting some upgrades of my own.”
Kimmy grinned:
“So you like are gonna like do what?”
“Hey, if yours were a surprise, I think it's only fair if mine are too! But we did talk about it in the past, so ... that should be enough to get your imagination working."

[El_Roy_1999]

Kimmy nodded.
“Sounds like cool!”
The other guests were completely shocked by the discussion, especially Kiki. The boys, on the other hand, were too confused by what was going on.

After a few days of sailing, they reached the coast of Honduras, close to the place were the drugs were stashed. It had been one long orgy and everybody was really relaxed now. It was also maybe time to take a break from all the fucking. The boys itched for some action.
“Okay, boss, how do we do this?”
Tonya sat down with all of her guys while Kimmy was entertaining the girls below deck. She was fairly certain they, and hopefully Kimmy, were all clueless as to why they were actually here, and she'd like it to stay that way.
“First things first, we need to case this warehouse. See what our best way in and out is gonna be. Obviously it would be best if we can do this as quickly and quietly as possible, so I want information before we get loud. There should be a car waiting for us on land, so we'll take it and drive around the building. Once we have an idea of what we're working with, we'll plan from there.”
“Alright! Finally some action!”
Two of the boys stayed on board to make sure things were safe around here, the rest took the boat with Tonya to the coast.
As she saw the beach approach, one of the guys asked:
“So once we know the place, we go in, pack up the containers and make a run for it?”
“That's the hope. If they're unguarded, we go in and out as quickly as possible. Get the shit and get it a safe way away before we're spotted.” She singled out one of the guys. “You're on watch for if anybody's tailing us.”
“Yes, ma'am! I'll call you if I see anything.”
The boat was close to the beach now and everybody got out but one who stayed on board, ready to take off. The boys were all wearing shorts and t-shirts or Hawaii shirts, everybody looked relaxed local. The guns were in gym bags.
The cars were really waiting there. They were big and robust Toyotas, the kind that was unbreakable and easy to drive. Two local guys stared at Tonya. One of them said:
“Hi. You the boss?”
She nodded to them. “Yep. You must be the guys Lewis hired. You already know where we're headed, right?”

[El_Roy_1999]

“Nope. Your guy said you'd tell us. I don't blame him. It's hard to find trustworthy people around here.”
“Congratulations, you passed the test. Glad to see he was able to find a couple of trustworthy people at least.”
She gestured to the cars. “Everyone climb in and let's get a move on.”
They all got in and once she told the guys where to go, they quickly directed her to the warehouse. It was an old building, probably from the fifties, and it was in a bad shape. Didn't look like a place to stash twenty million.
As always in that country, there were some security guards posted. These were some tired looking guys with handguns, wearing chinos and shirts, no professionals in uniform.
Ugh. Tonya supposed she should have expected some kind of resistance, even if it didn't look like they'd provide much. She looked the place over. It didn't look big enough that it would be hard to find the stuff.
She nudged one of the boys. “Hey. Do we know the name of the people that are holding this stuff?”
“"They call themselves the Atlantidos, or As. Local gang, low level thugs. They're allies of ours, but it's very shaky. They don't know what they're guarding, otherwise it'd be gone already.”
Tonya sighed. So just going on and taking command wouldn't necessarily be for the best. But it might very well be their only option. She didn't intend to go in guns blazing against someone they counted as an ally, but maybe a display of force would make things understood. As the man said, speak softly and carry a big stick.
“All right. Come on, let's try the easy way first. Pull around front and let's talk to these guards.”
The car stopped and the guards came to life. They readied their guns, although they didn't draw them yet.
“Hey! Stop! Who are you and what do you want?”
Tonya stepped up in front of the others, allowing them to flank her on either side.
“We're here to talk to whoever's in charge. You've got something that belongs to us in there and we came here to get it back.”
The guy stared at just how huge Tonya was and nodded.
“Okay. I just gotta call my boss and tell him you're here. He'll come over and you can talk to him.”
“Good.” She crossed her arms under her chest, as properly folding them over her chest had grown difficult. She stood stock still, staring down at the two guards through a pair of dark sunglasses.
He made the call and soon after, the boss arrived with a bunch of guards. Those were better armed and obviously more attentive. Tonya got a message from the second car.
“More guys close by.”
The boss grinned:
“Wow. They sure make them big in the States.”
Tonya fought the urge to grin back at him. She wanted to maintain a poker face for now.
“Damn right. What should I call you?”
“They call me Bote. Don't ask why.”
“Hmm. Fair enough. You can call me Miss Petrovich. I'm here on behalf of the Douglas family.”
“The Douglas family ... Yeah. Cool. So, is the old man still as grumpy as ever?”
“He's doing a lot better now that he's hung up his hat. You're talking to the new head of the family.”
“Wow. Well, okay. Fine with me, Miss Petrovich. So, how are we going to handle this?”
He was a little intimidated by her. Apparently, he expected to just deal with some muscle.
Tonya shifted her stance a bit, relaxing some since he seemed to be displaying the proper humility.
“I'd hoped for this to be simple. There's a shipment for us that's gotten stuck here. I just came to make sure it got taken care of. I've been told it's being held in this warehouse here.”
“Yeah, just go in and get it.”
He did his best to keep his face under control.
She eyed him up. “Well that seems a little ass-backwards, doesn't it? We just go in and rummage around your place? Why don't you go and bring it out here?”
He smiled and said:
“The thing is ... we don't know what it is exactly.”
He got a little defensive:
“I mean, we can just dump everything that's inside out here, or you can tell us what it is and we get it for you.”
“You see, we just guard the warehouse. The stuff gets delivered and it's just a lot of trash, really.”
Tonya let out a quiet sigh and looked back at the other guys with her. Had the situation changed out here at all? Nobody else looking like they were ready to gang up on them or anything?
There was a lot of tension. She was probably surrounded by now, but the other car was still around and could move in if necessary. Still, not a good situation.
Tonya’s people got twitchy.
Shit. The other gang had more firepower than Tonya expected, but she couldn't very well leave without the goods at this point. Her guys should all be armed here, at the very least. They had the manpower to give the other men a fight, at least.
“All right. All of you, come on.” She gestured to the entrance of the warehouse. If they were going to have to fight their way out, she’d need all hands.
They followed her inside.

The place was crammed full of stuff. It was really quite random. There were a lot of boxes, apparently TV sets, some bags of cement, barrels of whatever, even a tractor.
Happily, Lewis told her were to find the drugs. She quickly spotted them on a shelf, twenty gallons of clear liquid in robust containers made of hard plastic.
Under her breath, she said:
“Well, thank God for that at least. Not like they'd be difficult to spot anyway.”
“There we go”, she said, gesturing to the shelf. She grabbed four and placed them under one arm. Easy enough to carry, and everyone should be able to reach their piece if things got hot.
“All right, simple enough. Let's get out of here.”
Two guys moved in front.
She got a message on her phone.
“They're getting ready to go in. Should we attack?”
Tonya froze, then gestured for everyone to stop. They took a step back, out of the direct line of sight from the door.
“No, hold off”, she texted back. They couldn't be too hasty here. If they shot first, things would get really nasty.
“They're coming inside”, she whispered to the others. “If you see someone draw a gun, shoot on sight.”
Nods all around. The guns came out, but they were still safe. There was a bunch of shotguns and submachine guns. One of the boys even carried an assault rifle. She definitely brought the artillery. The gang outside seemed to have mostly small arms.
The door opened and one of the guys, very nervously, peeked inside.
She had her hand on an SMG, but she hadn't drawn yet. She locked eyes with the guy. They were all standing as a group, containers in hand, facing the door.
“We good?”
“Uh ... The boss ...”
He disappeared again.
Tonya heard some shuffling outside.

[El_Roy_1999]

She was still tense. She set her jugs down and pulled out her phone. “Fuck's going on?”
“They're trying to figure out what to do. There's maybe two dozen guys around, plus some more in cars, but they're all shitting their pants.”
“Fuck it. We're coming out. Stay ready.”
Tonya grabbed the stuff again and gestured to the door. “Come on. We may actually make it out of here clean.” She simply walked towards the door, stepping through at the head of the group, walking like she owned the place. 
There were Bote and his friends, guns out, but not ready. Some cars were waiting close by, full of guys. In front of the warehouse, there was a parking lot where all of this was taking place. There was a road that passed the parking lot and some more warehouses on the other side of it. As far as Tonya could tell, there was no one there. Other than that, there was a lot of garbage just lying around, including some broken down cars.
She took a moment to take everything in. Was it a relatively straight shot to where their cars were waiting? Or would they be lining up to get shot?"
If they sprinted hard, it should work.
Also, they had a guy in the car who could come and pick them up.
Tonya locked eyes with their driver across the way, she lifted her chin up, gesturing to him to pull around to them. If nothing else, they should have a bit of cover to get away.
He hit the pedal and raced the car to the gate. The sudden burst shocked Bote and the others and they whipped out their guns.
Just then, the car pulled up to the gate, and the driver executed a rather okay u-turn, ready to take off immediately.
Tonya looked to the waiting car as it skidded into position, then looked over her shoulder at the crew.
“Go!” She bolted for the side of the car, behind cover from the rival gang, and threw open the door. She dove in, dropping her jugs on the floor as she did, and drew her gun.
The gang members were a little overwhelmed, but some of the had good enough instincts to at least ready their guns and prepare to fire.
The driver put the pedal to the metal and the car lurched forward. They could all hear the gearbox screech as the car got back into gear and it headed to the road.
Seeing them pull their guns and ready, Tonya let loose a quick burst of warning/suppressive fire over their heads. Not yet shooting to kill, more to scare them into ducking back as they got away.
They scrambled to their cars and the other guys who already were in theirs launched into hot pursuit.
Tonya’s gang raced through the tight alleys. There were a lot of potholes, so the driver had to be careful not to run into one and blow a tire or break an axle.

[El_Roy_1999]

Also, aiming was really hard with all that swerving.
The gang tried to get a good shot at Tonya’s car, but they were having just as much trouble. Still, Tonya had to be very careful. There was a lot of lead flying around now.
She grunted as she was thrown around in the car from all the movement. Several times she quickly poked her head up trying to get a look at what was happening, but between the swaying of the car and the gunshots, she couldn't get up long enough to get a good look.
“Is there somewhere we can lose these jackasses?”, she shouted to the driver.
“I'm trying to, but this place is like a fucking maze!”
He screamed at the guy next to him:
“Get me a way out of this shithole!”
The dude pulled out his phone, mumbles something about roaming and started giving the driver some rallye style instructions.
They started to get a little distance between them and the pursuers when the car hit a pothole.
There was a bad crunch and it started to sway wildly. Sounded like something broke down.
“I lost traction on the back left!”
“Goddammit!”, Tonya shouted. The other gangsters were going to no doubt be gaining on them now, assuming Tonya’s car didn't get completely stuck. In an attempt to hold them off, she sprang up and laid a quick burst of gunfire in their direction, spraying the front end of their car.
Their driver turned the wheel in panic, sending the car into a wall. It didn't stop and skidded along, but the shooting stopped.
Tonya’s gang’s car, on the other hand, was getting harder to steer since the front right wheel no longer touched the road.
Her driver reduced speed, but that made things even more dangerous.
“I need my fucking wheel on the ground!”
The “navigator” yowled:
“I don't know how to do that! Fuck!”
Tonya thought quickly. She didn't know much, and she certainly couldn't fix this shit on the fly, but she could improvise as best she could. As the gunfire stopped, she finally had a moment where she could move safely.
“Move!”, she shouted as she clambered over the seats. She moved to the back left of the car. Tonya hunkered down behind the trunk door, hoping her own weight would be enough to put the wheel firmly on the ground again.
That worked and the car suddenly got under control again. The driver whooped and increased the speed again, finally bursting out of that network of alleys.
His assistant screamed directions and the car raced through something which was probably once a park. Then the driver got into the traffic on the other side and reduced speed.
“Okay ... I think we lost them. Gotta look normal, right?”
The car produced weird squealing noises, but that was okay.
“Alright, boss, where to now?”
“Shit”, she muttered as she finally had a chance to catch her breath.
“Look for somewhere we can pull over for a bit. Somewhere that won't raise attention. A parking garage or something. We should hide out for a bit and let them get tired of looking for us.”
“Got it. Get me a route, Simon!”
“Straight ahead and the third left.”
“Okay. Okay, okay, okay.”
Moments later, he stopped the car and took a deep breath.
“Fuck. Fuck. Fuuuuuck ...”
Everybody relaxed. The car groaned.
Tonya sighed again and leaned back against the wall of the car. Could have been worse, she guessed. Though throwing herself closer to the action to get the car moving again wasn't ideal.
That said, they were in a firefight and made it out with barely a scratch. That was no small feat.
“Good shit everyone”, she said through panted breaths. “Way to keep your heads on straight.”
“Yeah ...”
“Thanks, boss.”
“Fuuuck ...”
Everybody took a bit to calm down, cigarettes were passed around and they were all happy to still be alive. Simon offered her one.
“Boss?”
Tonya sighed and extended her hand.
“Why the hell not?” Normally she wouldn't, but she definitely needed something to take the edge off, and it was not like there was anything better.
One of the boys grinned and lit her cigarette.

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Then he asked:
“Hey boss, can I ask you a question?”
She took the first drag and exhaled. She already felt a bit better.
“Yeah, what's up?”
“Uh ... That girl ... is she always like that? And ... how did that even work?”
“Which girl? You mean my wife?” She stared him down briefly, as if deeply insulted, then cracked a smile and took another draw off the cigarette.
“Nah, you mean her being a freak? Yeah, pretty much. She's instable, really.”
He was taken aback for a moment, then grinned.
“Yeah. Wow. I mean, that's the kind of girl I'd like to find.”
“No kidding. I lucked out with that one. Just be careful, you get someone that can outlast you and you can end up regretting it”, she said, grinning. “Don't want to have a broken hip before you're 40, yeah?”
He chuckled.
“Yes. She's crazy strong too ... But one thing: How does that thing work with the cock that goes right through? That's not normal, is it?”
The guy was buff and everything, but Tonya realized that he was twenty years old at best.
“It ... It's really fuckin' complicated to tell you the truth. Point being, she and I have some ... unusual tastes. You know how some people will happily blow through all kinds of money on cars, or shoes, or guitars, or whatever? We like to spend that money on ourselves, if you catch my drift.”
“Fuck ... So you kinda turned yourselves into that? Cool. I wish I had that kind of cash!”
“Ha! You've got big dreams, I like that! What's your name, kid?”
“JT. Juan Torres.”
“JT? Cool, cool. Ambition's a good thing to have, my man. You had that kind of money, what would you be spending it on?”
He blushed.
“I ... yeah, so up until now, I would have just gotten a nice car, German custom, something like that. Koenigsegg or something. Also, a nice crib, pool, sauna, everything.”
“But if I can buy that ...” He pointed at her and her crotch. “Maybe being huge would also be nice. I mean, I'm big, but not big, big?”
Tonya broke into a wide grin as he talked. “Aww, this is all too good! I'd swear you were trying to butter me up if I didn't know better.” She leaned back against the car and thought for a bit. “I'm sure we can make something work. If nothing else I know people I can talk to. But if I'm being honest, this ...”, she gestured to her crotch, “This is just kind of a happy accident. I don't know for sure if I can set you up with someone who can do this for you, but I can ask my connections.”