Goddess Lauren

[candy79]

Hope to see you in Las Vegas 2022

[Ejuc333]

Do you ever plan on coming up to the Pacific NW, Portland specifically?

[Bulklover]

That Lauren took the time and effort to respond in such detail speaks volumes.  Makes me sad that I'm retired . . . oh well, maybe in the next life.  But you schmoes!  Treat her right or Uncle Bulky will hunt you down and give you the Mother of ALL Gnougies!   

[Clawson]

Has anyone got an email response from her recently?

[diggs]

From all the posts I'm reading, I'm not sure "Lora or Goddess Lauren" is the right name for this topic. It seems "Lora AND Goddess Lauren" is the way to go since neither are to be missed!

I finally got to meet Lora last week, and she is EPIC. If GL is anywhere near Lora's league, she's got to be fantastic.

[FbbFanatic2522]

I saw that she mentioned a drug addiction problem recently, but is sober now. I hope she can stay sober and get back to stage again soon. She's gorgeous and buff. Do you all think she could do WBB division? I think she might be big enough.

[Raven1973]

She will do great for sure!

[Goddess Lauren]

Alright dear worshippers! here I am. I don't know why I'm having trouble finding my tread nowadays. Anyone could explain to me as I'm not exactly an expert on saradas!

All that being said is true. I did struggle with addiction in the past year.  As you know, session has always been a time for me to connect with my true essence and feel like myself again without the fear if being judged. We share something wonderfully unique. after being stuck in canada for 6 months due to visa. I guess I got bored and missed the high I get doing sessions. I don't have any issue or unresolved trauma, I just like to be productive and got the illusion drug could be a good deal. 🙄 oh well... I thought about getting into rehab but truthfully I can be a long stretch without using so I don't see the benefits of postponing my gainzs and being stuck with other users as we I strongly believe we are the sum of the 5th people we spend the most time with. Going there would have made me a drug addict, One is temporary struggle, the other is a identity shift. That is also why I didn't travel. As much as money is needed I refused to work under the influence and bring something negative into my fantasy world. I am now much better knowing I'll be back soon and as you book please be confident that I keep the same level of standards and deposit will continue to be kept separately in case of cancellation. I don't play punzy and I give you my words of honour I will be the same honest and reliable person ive always been. it's an expensive hobby and you deserve my full attention. It would be extremely disrespectful and by any means if it even happens, ask for your money back and leave. If i wanted this to be part of my life i would have not expose myself on social media. You become my liability insurance parther when I travel and I count on you to be aware and vigilant. That being said, i highly doubt it will be an issus.. I take it very seriously and work with a therapist to prevent any short coming. If you sent a donation to support my recovery, either via paypal or gofundme, I'd be happy to send you my receipts. I am beyond grateful for the help. It was a very dark time for me but I've learned more the last year than in 10 years of self development. I keep records of who helped and I'll find a special way to express my gratitude, be assured!

Today I met a female sub. I might be offering cam sessions with her and alone. I just never did any so feel free to send me a description of how it's done via email. I prefer to manage my own material so I doubt I'd be on hb. If any professional web designer read this I am currently looking for one. Efficient and effective, business and classy not some cheap stuff. Clearly I don't have enough time to it all by myself and I don't want to hired someone else's like a secretary or a virtual assistant. Would be weird and I actually get excited while I read you, call it preliminary if you wish 🥰

As for my shape, i was 135lbs my last tour, -25lbs from my olympia shape (geez girl!!!) I'm now back at 160lbs using minimal compound to make sure my health is in a good spot after my reckless behaviours. I look wonderful if you ask me, curvy at the right place, beautiful lines, no abs showing but far from being fat. I'd say very decent offseason being off. In other words I am currently not jacked up, softer look but couldn't hide my muscles even with a jacket on. I am doing my best to add more muscle, if you're a abs fan, you'll have to wait. If you have a feeder within you, now is the time! favourite look you should ask, I'll always be honest.

Before I forget, let's stick with  Lauren, lora was on wb270 but it was too confusing with other Goddess. my page is down now, I'll use Lauren When I'll do the new one. i won't answer any new inquiries using my real name, Everyone knows who i
Goddess Lauren is, that's not the point. Don't kill my vibe.

I might have found a good match for roommate to stay in Manhattan. I will give it a try. Once I'm settle I will start my booking again. Sessions will take place close to penn station as usual but in a different hotel. TBA (old Staybridge hotel) isn't girlfriendly anymore. last trip i had to move a few times. If you've sessionned recently in NYC please send me recommendations and place to avoid. If you are local and know about fully furnished apt where I could host (discret without security guard etc) send me info as well.

Lastly, I like proton better afterall. So Goddess.Lauren@protonmail.com will be my main mailbox. The one i use to send my priority list email, will be less confusing. Also I'm experimenting with GOrendezvous for my calendar in case you wonder, when I book you in my calendar you'll received a email and then I can make easier updates like room number etc. (web designer!!!! Lauren is in need!!!)

Love y'all xo L

Ps. Please do not believe anyone new doing sessions saying we are good friends with her. My friends don't waist your time, don't try to get informations about me. Nor do they mention me in sessions other than to say she reliable and can be trusted. Be smart, if a girl is taking about another girls, chances are she won't keep your secret either...!

Pss!!! I am aware.. and don't care. except I would have expected you to take a stand for me. Only one did.

[Goddess Lauren]

That Lauren took the time and effort to respond in such detail speaks volumes.  Makes me sad that I'm retired . . . oh well, maybe in the next life.  But you schmoes!  Treat her right or Uncle Bulky will hunt you down and give you the Mother of ALL Gnougies!   

Uncle Bukly, send me a description of your favourite look and location, session is on me Sir. I've heard about you being the most famous. from your closest contender, who btw, talks about you in high regards. It would be an honour to be your very last. (Oh gosh, will that become my new thing? Hahaha 😎) Whatever the reason you retired, I will respect your boundaries and if it means we met for a coffee, I'm cool with that. Come on Uncle Bukly!!! one life is enough only if you live it right.  😏

Goddess.lauren@protonmail.com
 xo
 

[Polite Society]

  Another dagger in the heart of the White Knight haters from Lauren. Ha!  Don't hate on sessionettes is the takeaway from all this.

[Bulklover]

That Lauren took the time and effort to respond in such detail speaks volumes.  Makes me sad that I'm retired . . . oh well, maybe in the next life.  But you schmoes!  Treat her right or Uncle Bulky will hunt you down and give you the Mother of ALL Gnougies!   

Uncle Bukly, send me a description of your favourite look and location, session is on me Sir. I've heard about you being the most famous. from your closest contender, who btw, talks about you in high regards. It would be an honour to be your very last. (Oh gosh, will that become my new thing? Hahaha 😎) Whatever the reason you retired, I will respect your boundaries and if it means we met for a coffee, I'm cool with that. Come on Uncle Bukly!!! one life is enough only if you live it right.  😏

Goddess.lauren@protonmail.com
 xo

Oh my! That is very sweet, Lauren . . . thank you.  I'll send an email in the next day or two . . . Oh!  What a dopamine dump into the insular cortex!!   

[joevkl]

Goddess Lauren, are you answering emails yet?  I just get the auto reply. 

[Goddess Lauren]

Goddess Lauren, are you answering emails yet?  I just get the auto reply.

alright! alright!  🥰 I'm on it hahaha aweee I never thought so much love could come my way. You're amazing. You have one Goddess looking out for you all. Ok I mean, Seriously, you've been better than family, friends, fitness industry all together. I'm beyond grateful ❤️

[artax]

Hope you start traveling soon - East coast please

[Bulklover]

Goddess Lauren, are you answering emails yet?  I just get the auto reply.

alright! alright!  🥰 I'm on it hahaha aweee I never thought so much love could come my way. You're amazing. You have one Goddess looking out for you all. Ok I mean, Seriously, you've been better than family, friends, fitness industry all together. I'm beyond grateful ❤️

Schmoe Nation was never noted for its collective patience . . . especially when confronted by someone like you.  ::gulp::  Heh, heh!