You know your session is going bad when.....

[HarleyKG]

She leaves the TV on and watches it while she "wrestles" ...

She takes a phone call about her broken hot water heater ...

(both real stories)

You've definitely sessioned with Gayle Moher.....

Son of gun, you nailed it!  OMG.  The TV story was her.  Talk about not making an effort ...

[kholloways]

I'm assuming she didn't stop the clock while she has chatting on the phone, or had you in a one-arm headlock, so thus it counted?

[lovethestuff]

bald female bodybuilders, more facial hair then you have after you go unshaven for 3 days.  the clit looking like a small erect penis. what else, the voice changing after an overdose of way to much steroid use. What else? there is a happy medium with some drug use and i guess ' the look' that is completely unattainable ? but the burnt out lack of attention by some of the girls is the worst. This is a great forum for 'the truth in lousy sessions ' and mostly true.

[goose]

... when after a great first session she convinces you for a second session the next day with a nice discount. When you show up the next day she says who are you?  Not even remembering you or the discount,  Or the fact the you helped her with her laptop issue.

[gatorvin]

goose - sounds like lauren powers to me?

[shimmer1]

 

[acecal]

When Dayana Cadeau looks at you and says (after you paid) "Sorry, I got my period today and we can't do anything sensual" even though you talked to her on the phone 15 minutes earlier and she "forgot" to bring that up. Then you look at her and realize she looks like Little Richard.......

2004

[LuvBigChix]

"Maybe you just don't like me..."

"Here, let me show you some pictures of me."

"Come on in, we don't have much time..."

[bkrugby]

when she is all like "I think this was a bad idea" then proceeds to give you a lecture on what a "session" is. Needless to say it was not as great as I thought it would be.

Lioness...

[arpeggiochords]

When you are lifted by the massive FBB you were stalking, thrown out from ladies' locker room and then banned from the gym.

[LuvBigChix]

when she is all like "I think this was a bad idea" then proceeds to give you a lecture on what a "session" is. Needless to say it was not as great as I thought it would be.

Lioness...

Obviously, I don't know exactly what happened there, but now don't feel so bad about missing out on her...

[bkrugby]

Obviously, I don't know exactly what happened there, but now don't feel so bad about missing out on her...

There's parts I left out but basically it went like this...

When I arrived and she opened the door I was surprised by how big she was and so there was some awkwardness where I didn't know what to do (which is weird since I had done so many of these before.)  I handed the money forward and said "here ya go" and she responded negatively almost cancelling the session.  I had to explain that I was not in this for purposes of like getting something "extra."

The session itself was rather eh.  I didn't feel she was really into it.  I guess it's just one of those things, you could be the strongest woman in the world, but that doesn't necessarily translate to being a good sessionette.

[LuvBigChix]

Obviously, I don't know exactly what happened there, but now don't feel so bad about missing out on her...

There's parts I left out but basically it went like this...

When I arrived and she opened the door I was surprised by how big she was and so there was some awkwardness where I didn't know what to do (which is weird since I had done so many of these before.)  I handed the money forward and said "here ya go" and she responded negatively almost cancelling the session.  I had to explain that I was not in this for purposes of like getting something "extra."

The session itself was rather eh.  I didn't feel she was really into it.  I guess it's just one of those things, you could be the strongest woman in the world, but that doesn't necessarily translate to being a good sessionette.

That sounds like it got off with an awkward, bad vibe and never righted itself.

But how could you be surprised by how big she is?

[bkrugby]

I know right.  You'd think I would have expected it.  So many of these women aren't very tall, even in heels.  I think it was more of a situation of like "wow, she's big!" moment that just threw me off.  If I had reacted with "wow, you look amazing" which is what I should have said, I am sure it would have gone a lot better.

[mtxship]

When she takes off her panties and you're like Dame is that a big clit or a small dick?!"