Or how about this:

Little Johnny's mom catches Daddy drooling over some pictures of Kim online.

"Isn't that Ms Kilper, little Johnny's teacher."
(Daddy knows he is busted)
"Is it?" (Daddy fakes looking closer knowing full well who it is he was just gawking at ) Um, yeah I think so."
(Mommy gives him one of those "You are never getting any again" stares)
"So that is why you always volunteered to go to parent/teacher night."
(as Daddy grabs the pillow and heads for the couch, Mommy gets on the phone to the school and....)

So that is why she lost her job, not because the pictures themselves but because one of her student's Mom caught Daddy looking :-)


Yes I did just make all that up

Hahaha!
What about this?
Little Johnny is a very clever and diligent child.
When his teacher Kim asks him a question, every time he says the right answer.
Kim keeps telling him: "Yes, yes."
Little Johnny’s father always gives her sexual offers.
Kim keeps telling him: "No, no."
But he is persistent and damn sexy.
So finally she tells him: „Yes!“
And she spends one night with him.
And little Johnny’s mother will find out and call to the school...