The problem I have is that she never washes her 14" strap-on. And why the hell does it have to be as thick as my wrist, anyway?
When she competes as a heavyweight FBB at the Ms Olympia she has sex with every nubile young Olympia fitness competitor in sight.
And then she expects me to suck the manky, smelly thing. It's like covered in the germs of 100 female fitness competitors. Quite frankly it stinks to high heaven.
Oh wait, she's coming back into the dressing room area. She sounds angry too. Gotta go now, I'll get back to you all about this lat
OH HI BOYS. SEEMS LIKE SOMEONE WAS TRYING TO SEND YOU A MESSAGE. WELL TOUGH LUCK. CALL MY STRAP-ON DICK MANKY DO YOU? COP THIS!
