"I was trained as a gymnast"
"Until I found out about weights"
"Now I lift almost constantly"
"And I am stronger than my brother"
"He plays professional football, a lineman"
"But I can beat him arm wreslting"
"He has to use both arms"
"And he still can't move my arm"
"Need to change your tire, mister?"
"Don't worry about a jack"
"I can hold this all day"